Author Topic: Worst 'unofficial' Merchandise you've had or bought? (Read 46775 times)

Titi Camara · « **Reply #160 on:** March 9, 2011, 10:14:11 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on January 13, 2011, 10:07:05 pm

Had some bad stuff in my time, including a replica kit from Coed Mawr Market in about '91

Fuck me only just spotted this...Coed Mawr market?

?? What a fucking Shit hole that was!!!! If there was anything authentic on that market then I'm KK's love child and I'll be playing 1st team football for Liverpool next season making my debut at the tender age of 32 lol

RyanNS · « **Reply #161 on:** March 10, 2011, 05:34:16 am »

About three years ago my mum came back from Spain with a what seemed like a wool jersey. Horrible attempt at recreating the Carlsberg logo and complete with M.OWEN #12 on the back

kagij · « **Reply #162 on:** March 10, 2011, 06:49:39 am »

I looked for it and couldn't find it, but I bought a crappy, rip-off watch with the Liverpool logo on it from somewhere in Asia for a couple of dollars. It seemed decent enough, until I got back home, had a closer look and realised it said 'You'll Neever Walk Alone'.

Rox · « **Reply #163 on:** March 10, 2011, 08:33:56 am »

From around 1985/86. It does say Crown Paints.. that isn't the problem...

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #164 on:** March 10, 2011, 11:44:50 am »

Quote from: Rox on March 10, 2011, 08:33:56 am

From around 1985/86. It does say Crown Paints.. that isn't the problem...

Mitre lol

davenorthwales · « **Reply #165 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:30:31 pm »

lol @ the mitre shirt..

i don't know why anyone bothers esp with this one that's on ebay - god know how it was made.. 1996 home shirt style with a 1998 away badge with a 95-96 collar thrown in .. not that i bought one of course

toshi · « **Reply #166 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:47:49 am »

My manc friend wants to buy a dvd of 1000 MU goals but then cancelled it because it has Gerrard in the dvd cover

jooneyisdagod · « **Reply #167 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:57:12 am »

Quote from: lfc_col on January 28, 2011, 10:23:46 pm

Just seen this on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Retro-Liverpool-football-Top-/110639967353?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item19c2a7ec79

Looks like Sabu Pundit is selling his retro kit.

davenorthwales · « **Reply #168 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:06:45 am »

davenorthwales · « **Reply #169 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:15:46 am »

Quote from: jooneyisdagod on April 27, 2011, 01:57:12 am

Looks like Sabu Pundit is selling his retro kit.

totally outsized carlsberg logo - otherwise if they hadn't bothered with it and left it out, it wouldn't be a bad loking shirt with the 'late 80's' crest

Euskadi · « **Reply #170 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:16:36 am »

Quote from: johnsouthwales on April 27, 2011, 02:06:45 am

that is actually amazing hahahaha

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #171 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:17:11 am »

Quote from: johnsouthwales on April 27, 2011, 02:06:45 am

Fail

Gerrards Boxing Coach · « **Reply #172 on:** April 27, 2011, 07:23:57 am »

Quote from: itsgunnabebarnes! on January 13, 2011, 10:24:27 pm

An LFC condom. Spit straight down the middle and those bastards scored.

I didn't read the rest of the thread. Winner.

I live in the States. A couple of years ago while thrift-store shopping, my sister found and bought for me what I think was a knock-off replica of the 1998 away jersey with a name on the back that didn't correspond to any player who has ever played for Liverpool. I think it was either "Stewart" or "Pierce" (I have no idea how I have those two names mixed up). A couple of months later, a buddy of mine and I crossed the ocean to attend the home match against Newcastle (during the '08-'09 season, unfortunately we couldn't hear the "You should have stayed on the telly" chant for Shearer) and I offered him the shirt with the warning that the name was probably just some random fan's and wasn't a player's... He opted to borrow my "I <3 Liverpool FC" t-shirt (where the heart was actually replaced by an Adidas logo) instead. I never got that shirt back, actually... Crazy trip.

Jersey · « **Reply #173 on:** April 27, 2011, 07:40:37 am »

Quote from: Livbes on January 15, 2011, 01:12:22 am

Found it. It's more like a Liverduck, classic!

LMAO

RedinExile · « **Reply #174 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:09:00 pm »

Hahahaha a fucking duck! Superb

Rox · « **Reply #175 on:** April 27, 2011, 04:29:22 pm »

Quote from: RedinExile on April 27, 2011, 01:09:00 pm

Hahahaha a fucking duck! Superb

It was a commemorative shirt back when opposition fans sang that Rafa was quacking up...

(I think I'd better collect everyone's coats and leave...)

edmundljs · « **Reply #176 on:** February 10, 2012, 06:26:28 am »

LiverLion

Shaun101 · « **Reply #177 on:** February 10, 2012, 12:07:16 pm »

Quote from: Lfsea on February 10, 2012, 01:28:19 am

Part-bump, part new addition...

I'm just working on some graphics for the new Bangladesh Premier League (cricket) and have been sent the artwork for the Chittagong Kings. Does it look familiar?

"There's only one lion bastard"

Get's coat

monkeyharris · « **Reply #178 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:23:43 am »

BUMP.....

Dutch mate of mine found this in an Amsterdam flea market...so close....they got the right city...

Red_Mist · « **Reply #179 on:** March 21, 2013, 12:13:28 pm »

Quote from: monkeyharris on March 21, 2013, 11:23:43 am

BUMP.....

Dutch mate of mine found this in an Amsterdam flea market...so close....they got the right city...

That´s one of the best!

I saw a t-shirt in Thailand years ago with "THE RED DAVILS" on the front and "FOWLER 9" on the back. Double fail.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #180 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:16:26 pm »

I had a fake kit when I was younger. Looking back it wasn't that bad. You couldn't get away with it nowadays but I dont remember getting any stick for wearing it.

lobsterboy · « **Reply #181 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:33:48 pm »

I didn't buy them but i haven't seen a bigger pile of LFC related wank than those le bron trabs. Hideous.

Groundskeeper Willie · « **Reply #182 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:35:22 pm »

I never owned it, but I once saw a Liverpool jersey with the name "Beckham" on the back in a gift shop on Oxford Street.

TheBazz · « **Reply #183 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:42:30 pm »

Not sure if this counts.

When I was a kid round 1994-1995 I really wanted a lfc kit, and i kept sayin for my bday I wanted one, my ma single mother obv couldnt afford splashing out on a kit, but my nan said shed do her best, she asked which one I wanted (Our entire family are Evertonians btw, my Uncle followed his late-brother and he brought his kids up at blues and tried to convert me at an early age but didnt work), I said the red one, not the blue one, the blue was our Alans team. So when my birthday came round I opened my present and I saw a red top, as you could expect I was super excited with it and got it unwrapped instantly...

Only to find a Sharp Manchester united kit with Cantona on the back.

DutchRed · « **Reply #184 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:54:38 pm »

Quote from: monkeyharris on March 21, 2013, 11:23:43 am

BUMP.....

Dutch mate of mine found this in an Amsterdam flea market...so close....they got the right city...

Our soft drugs policy provides opportunities for anyone.

IvanDobskey · « **Reply #185 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:51:46 am »

My mate bought a 'Stan the man' t-shirt from a stall outside the ground

It fell to bits the first time he washed it, so he gave it to a forest supporting mate to wipe the crud off his car with

paulrazor · « **Reply #186 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:13:38 pm »

Quote from: TheBazz on March 21, 2013, 06:42:30 pm

Not sure if this counts.

When I was a kid round 1994-1995 I really wanted a lfc kit, and i kept sayin for my bday I wanted one, my ma single mother obv couldnt afford splashing out on a kit, but my nan said shed do her best, she asked which one I wanted (Our entire family are Evertonians btw, my Uncle followed his late-brother and he brought his kids up at blues and tried to convert me at an early age but didnt work), I said the red one, not the blue one, the blue was our Alans team. So when my birthday came round I opened my present and I saw a red top, as you could expect I was super excited with it and got it unwrapped instantly...

Only to find a Sharp Manchester united kit with Cantona on the back.

no i wouldnt have thought so

AJL · « **Reply #187 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:31:57 am »

When we all arrived back in Taksim Square after the game in 2005 it was mental, I saw a local kid selling big red & white flags and had to have one for my boy who was on my shoulders.

The little Turk was a nice kid and even apologised that the flags were €40 (he even gave us a 'deal' to pay in €'s and not Turk currency). As one the 50,000 happiest people in Istanbul that night I even told him to keep the change from the €50 I gave him !

Thing is now I cant get rid of it and insist it comes to the the game with us even if it stays in the car, and to be fair its seen Athens, Wembley etc since that night.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #188 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:58:05 am »

I quite like it.

50 euros though mate! That Efes does strange things to the mind.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #189 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:12:45 am »

"Desperately Sucking Sue's Hen" (copyright Crosby Nick)

Alf · « **Reply #190 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:17:07 pm »

Bought a cardiff 03 t-shirt for the Worthington Cup Final. It was awful.

joel · « **Reply #191 on:** March 24, 2013, 10:02:29 pm »

So .tv have turned the everton/liverpool pin badge into an article on the site. breaking news this.

quoted rawk too

AJL · « **Reply #192 on:** March 24, 2013, 10:10:03 pm »

Quote from: joel on March 24, 2013, 10:02:29 pm

So .tv have turned the everton/liverpool pin badge into an article on the site. breaking news this.

quoted rawk too

http://liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/is-this-worst-memorabilia-ever

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #193 on:** March 24, 2013, 10:31:53 pm »

Better late than never, I suppose.

July 2011.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=254571.msg8998711#msg8998711

monkeyharris · « **Reply #194 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:08:51 am »

Quote from: Big Red Richie on March 24, 2013, 10:31:53 pm

Better late than never, I suppose.

July 2011.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=254571.msg8998711#msg8998711

Yeees my photo has gone viral
Do you remember how much that sold for on Ebay Richie? Wonder if its the same badge or part of a badly ordered factory batch?
I've got it sitting here on my desk willing to sell for the right price! I'm certainly not going to be wearing it

Coutistar · « **Reply #195 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:13:52 am »

Bought LFC socks couple of years ago. After just few wearings, threads started to disintegrate from the sock and sock become all loose.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #196 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:50:58 am »

Quote from: monkeyharris on March 25, 2013, 11:08:51 am

Yeees my photo has gone viral
Do you remember how much that sold for on Ebay Richie? Wonder if its the same badge or part of a badly ordered factory batch?
I've got it sitting here on my desk willing to sell for the right price! I'm certainly not going to be wearing it

It didn't sell.

Lets he honest here, who in their right mind would but one.

monkeyharris · « **Reply #197 on:** March 25, 2013, 12:25:22 pm »

Quote from: Big Red Richie on March 25, 2013, 11:50:58 am

It didn't sell.

Lets he honest here, who in their right mind would but one.

Good point - Well argued!

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #198 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:27:55 pm »

Quote from: monkeyharris on March 25, 2013, 12:25:22 pm

Good point - Well argued!

You'll also note that it made it into the Daily Mirror football section as well.

.....as does a lot of stuff off RAWK, as there's a Daily Mirror spy who visits us regularly for their tit-bits to fill their column inches.

oceanic 815 · « **Reply #199 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:59:03 pm »

My brother got this lovely shirt a few years ago, it even has Kuyt on the back.