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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37600 on: February 10, 2015, 04:22:28 pm »
I have a banner idea, anyone help me with inserting a jpeg from my laptop?

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37601 on: February 10, 2015, 04:43:55 pm »


Scuse roughness. And obviousness of idea.

Great minds...
Didn't use photoshop though, there's a website that does it for you.

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37602 on: February 10, 2015, 05:02:22 pm »



This is part of a quote frorm Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, the full quote is:

"In my stars I am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em"

It is still a very rough copy, with the font, stylisation of the picture and background colour to be finalised

Was thinking of trying to get this is as a banner in the ground...........Thoughts? Suggestions? Improvements?
« Last Edit: February 10, 2015, 05:16:28 pm by marios_moustache »

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37603 on: February 10, 2015, 05:37:38 pm »
I have a banner idea, anyone help me with inserting a jpeg from my laptop?

Hello fella!
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37604 on: February 10, 2015, 07:00:59 pm »
Hello fella!

Hello......I managed to figure it out! Upoladed some stuff above

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37605 on: February 10, 2015, 07:40:27 pm »



This is part of a quote frorm Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, the full quote is:

"In my stars I am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em"

It is still a very rough copy, with the font, stylisation of the picture and background colour to be finalised

Was thinking of trying to get this is as a banner in the ground...........Thoughts? Suggestions? Improvements?
Quite like the "In my stars I am above thee." quote. Proper enigmatic but fitting don't you think?

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37606 on: February 13, 2015, 06:54:48 pm »
I have a banner idea, anyone help me with inserting a jpeg from my laptop?
Hello fella!
Hello......I managed to figure it out! Upoladed some stuff above

Close escape.   ;)

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37607 on: February 13, 2015, 08:34:25 pm »
Was thinking of trying to get this is as a banner in the ground...........Thoughts? Suggestions? Improvements?

I like the bottom one mate... landscape format, and the text is better. the top pic text looks more like a 'card' style were as the bottom one is more 'written' like.
bottom pic... bottom left (big red area) maybe a gold LFC emblem with the 5 stars under it.
only my opinion, but both good mate... always good to get a few different idea's thrown in.  :wave
« Last Edit: February 13, 2015, 08:36:08 pm by hixxstar »
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« Reply #37608 on: February 16, 2015, 10:03:51 pm »


This needs some work..

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« Reply #37609 on: February 16, 2015, 10:11:36 pm »
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« Reply #37610 on: February 16, 2015, 11:04:07 pm »




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« Reply #37613 on: February 17, 2015, 12:45:26 pm »


Was thinking of trying to get this is as a banner in the ground...........Thoughts? Suggestions? Improvements?

Don't use papyrus. Ever. Same goes for comic sans.

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« Reply #37614 on: February 17, 2015, 01:21:01 pm »
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« Reply #37615 on: February 17, 2015, 04:17:59 pm »
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« Reply #37616 on: February 17, 2015, 04:20:44 pm »
Multitasker is our Sakho, paint houses, do rehab, play CB. Is there anything this man cannot do?

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« Reply #37617 on: February 17, 2015, 04:21:26 pm »
Multitasker is our Sakho, paint houses, do rehab, play CB. Is there anything this man cannot do?

Not gonna ask why his shorts are up that high.
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« Reply #37618 on: February 17, 2015, 07:39:28 pm »


Questions that need to be answered:

1) Why are Sakho's shorts pulled up?

2) Why does Sakho have a woody?

3) Where is Sakho's hand going?

4) Why is Gerrard grinning like a Chesire cat?

Answering the last question might give us the answer to 1 through 3. 
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« Reply #37619 on: February 17, 2015, 09:04:28 pm »
^

Those are questions to which answers should never come from.

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« Reply #37620 on: February 17, 2015, 09:21:33 pm »
I guess the new Reds initiation cry isn't "I've been Zaffed!" anymore but "I've been Sakho'd!"   ;D
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« Reply #37621 on: February 17, 2015, 09:24:27 pm »
I'm not sure Steven had much choice in the matter.

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« Reply #37622 on: February 18, 2015, 10:00:36 pm »
Isn't brazzers an er...*ahem* adult entertainment site?
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« Reply #37623 on: February 18, 2015, 10:05:51 pm »
Isn't brazzers an er...*ahem* adult entertainment site?

I think that's the joke!

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« Reply #37624 on: February 18, 2015, 11:40:12 pm »
Isn't brazzers an er...*ahem* adult entertainment site?


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« Reply #37625 on: February 18, 2015, 11:50:20 pm »
Don't use papyrus. Ever. Same goes for comic sans.

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« Reply #37626 on: February 19, 2015, 10:22:38 am »
Sorry but couldn't resist


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« Reply #37627 on: February 19, 2015, 10:26:40 am »
Sorry but couldn't resist


Definitely not appropriate.

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« Reply #37628 on: February 19, 2015, 10:53:20 am »
Definitely not appropriate.


No offence intended to anyone (except for John Terry himself and the racist morons on the train)

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« Reply #37629 on: February 19, 2015, 10:59:39 am »
No offence intended to anyone (except for John Terry himself and the racist morons on the train)
Made me laugh :) Don't see who you are offending other than who the offenders are...
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« Reply #37630 on: February 19, 2015, 01:20:13 pm »
Made me laugh :) Don't see who you are offending other than who the offenders are...

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« Reply #37631 on: February 19, 2015, 05:08:19 pm »
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« Reply #37632 on: February 19, 2015, 05:12:15 pm »
Sorry but couldn't resist



Made me laugh ;D I don't see it as offensive in any way.

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« Reply #37634 on: February 19, 2015, 10:58:35 pm »
:D
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« Reply #37635 on: February 19, 2015, 11:17:33 pm »
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« Reply #37636 on: February 20, 2015, 09:14:49 am »
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Gerrard: Did I say two? Better make it three.


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« Reply #37637 on: February 21, 2015, 06:39:33 pm »
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« Reply #37639 on: February 21, 2015, 10:41:27 pm »
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