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Newcastle vs. Liverpool
Saturday 27th April
5:30pm

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An argument could be made that Liverpool FC have played their part in the most exciting ever game to grace every major comeptition they've entered! And what's more? They've won them all!

UEFA Cup 2001
Liverpool vs. Alavés
Liverpool and Europe go together like Scousers and Adidas trainees. The anticipation of meeting up with this old friend never requires kindling to get the fires burning and this was no different. It had been a long time since LFC had seen a major European final, so if anything, the fires were burning that much brighter, fuelled further by the two competitions already won that year with silverware to show (for which most supporters were still paying the hefty price of sore heads and Gandhi mouths). For those in a red shirt, passions were high, for those just high in the Dam they were anything but! Prior to the kick off Johann Cryuff is on record saying "it could be one of the dullest and most boring finals in recent memory", how wrong he was!
After just four minutes the industrious Babbel of the Mark1 variety had put Liverpool ahead and little more than 10 minutes later Gerrard doubled the lead. We were expressing ourselves well, with McAllister pulling the strings and Gerrard seemingly everywhere. At this stage it looked ours to lose! Soon after the second goal, Alavés responded with a substitution and a change of formation. It paid instant dividends, Alonso scoring to make it 2-1! The nerves were starting to jangle at this point but our belief was reaffirmed when McAllister restored the two goal advantage from the penalty spot! The stadium was really starting to bounce now!
Alavés came out fighting in the second half and were much the better side early on. Two quick sucker-punches from Moreno and all of a sudden it was 3 a piece, half the stadium (at least) asking how it had happened! The game ebbed and flowed until both managers decided to make some changes! God was finally on the pitch but would he be the difference? The commentator at the time certainly thought so!
“Oh that's fairytale, that's boy's own stuff. But it's been that sort of night, and it's wonderful to see” was how he described Fowler dancing through to score Liverpool’s 4th that would surely be the winner? We all hoped it would be but as we all know now, a certain Ex-Manc of esteemed heritage popped up right at the death to send us into an agonising bout of golden goal extra time!
Minutes into extra time and Alavés had the ball in the net, my heart dropped until I saw the flag! Christ on a bike that was close! After a second yellow card for Magno, Alavés were down to 10, combined with tiring legs you felt it had to be ours! The first half of extra time almost over and the red sea is rocking as Fowler sticks it in the onion bag but before the champagne could be popped the flag goes up! Fuckmonkeys! Another particularly hazy 10 minutes past with both teams coming close and Alavés having another player marched off for a second yellow!
Appropriately, the mercurial McAllister had the last kick of the ball, curling in another excellent set piece only for the unfortunate Geli to nod it into his own net! You fucking beauty!
For days, weeks and months afterwards this game had the dourest of Scotsmen lauding it as the most exciting final ever to be seen in European competition…they were right, if only for a time!

FA Cup 2006
Liverpool vs. West Ham
It had been five years since Duke Michael Owen of Chester had secured our previous FA Cup trophy with a late strike that broke cockandknee hearts and it was time to head back into Wales one final time for the last FA Cup final to be hosted in a stadium that had always done us proud!
In a first half largely dominated by the Hammers due to the ingenuity of a certain little Israeli and the industry of Reo-Coker, the Hammers came in 2-1 up at half time. An own goal from the normally heroic and steadfast Carragher was the first blow. A flowing move from West Ham saw the ball swung into the box from out wide only for Jamie to poke the ball past an out-rushing Reina! The second comedy moment again involved Reina, a shot from just outside the area squirmed under the keeper only to pop up in front of Dean Ashton to dink home! In finals like this you need a bit of luck but until that point all we got was the bad but  we weren’t done yet! A fine delivery from Gerrard saw Crouch connect to stick the ball in the bag only to see that bloody flag go up again!
Moments later and a carbon copy delivery from Stevie, but this time Cisse’s on the end on it and we’re finally back in this game! We still believe!
I have to admit to the second half being more than a little hazy, packed into a pub on the outskirts of town, it all came back into focus though when Gerrard smashed one home from relatively close range to level things up. Could we overcome those early mistakes and push on for the win? We’d fought our way back in, we had to believe! Then up pops the one who shall not be named (cos I’m scared of his mum) to put a lofty cross into the Liverpool box which sails over everyone, the keeper included and all of a sudden we’re behind again! This is the sort of thing that nightmares and heart attacks are made of!
Almost half an hour of wasted chances, substitutions, cramps passed in what seemed like seconds but we just couldn’t get back on terms. Right at the death with only seconds to spare, up pops Captain Fantastic with a wonder strike that will live long in the memory. A 30 yard screamer that could not be beaten and once again we’re back in this! Comethefuckon!
A tense and nervy period of extra-time followed with both sides noticeably tiring, cramp setting in to the point of players not being able to kick the ball into an open net! Even with penalties looming no side could find a way through, they had run themselves into the ground!
In the game of chance that followed, lady luck had changed her allegiance with LFC players netting 3 out of 4 chances. There was also time for the redemption of Reina’s reputation after his earlier mistakes, conversely saving 3 out of 4 strikes from the Hammers!
A breathless match, where players and fans gave their all, that will probably be remembered for one of the finest goals ever to grace this particular competition!

UEFA Champions League Final 2005
Liverpool vs. AC Milan
So much has been written about this game, it would like borderline onanism to try and add anything more but I’m all for a touch of self-flagellation, so a few keys points as to what made it just so!
A revered manager in his first season brings success we could only have dreamed of 12 months earlier!
The come back to end all come backs! At 3 down, many teams would have capitulated, but we held firm in our belief! For some reason, staring down the barrel seemed to galvanise us as a whole! Players, manager, fans! We came together to fight together, and as a reward, ultimately we won together!
A performance that optimised the analogy that the whole truly can be more than the sum of it’s parts, a philosophy rooted in LFC’s socialist ideals!
A Captain’s performance that highlighted just how lucky we have been to have Stephen fighting our cause for all these years!
Dudek showing off his Grobbelaar legs in a penalty shoot out that probably added several years to the lives of anyone who dared watch!
I would have loved to have been there, and I’m unbelievably jealous of those that were! When Shevchenko missed that final penalty the pub I was in turned into a borderline riot! Great times that will not be forgotten or possibly ever surpassed!

Premier League 1996
Liverpool vs. Newcastle
And finally some fucking relevance I here you cry! It may have been less than two decades ago but the footballing landscape at the top table looked very different! City and Chelsea fans could only dream of spending millions on fantasy league players, let alone winning the league or Europe’s top honours! Man U, Newcastle and Liverpool held the top three places in the league and with 8 points between 1st and 3rd (game in hand) there was everything still to play for!
It may not have been an era that was defined the spice boys, of men in horrific white suits, but they certainly put their mark on it! It was an era that was defined by both “snapyourlegs” hardmen enforcer’s and prima donna pretty boy flare players! When you look back at both sides on paper some of the names literally (well figuratively) jump out at you! Fowler, McManaman, Barnes, Beardsley, Ginola and Ferdinand! Both sides were blessed with some truly wonderful attacking talent and so it was probably little surprise that it was such an open and attacking game, full of goals!
It took less than 2 minutes for the game to come to life, the God of getting himself in the right place was up to his old tricks, finding space in the penalty box even whilst surrounded by Newcastle players. Fowler nods it home, it’s 1-0. End to end stuff followed, both sides showing just how expressive they could be whilst moving the ball up the pitch, Newcastle were coming back into this and it didn’t take long before the Geordies were on their feet! A tidy move finished off by the original biscuit tin head saw the scored levelled and the noise inside Anfield through the roof! The pressure cooker was about to blow!
Liverpool barely had time to pull up their socks and depending which camp you fell into, adjust your hair or reset your hardman stare, before Newcastle were at it again! Ginola, who had been head and shoulders above most of his team-mates, slammed home a second!
In other times, Anfield and the Kop, may have lost it’s voice, but not this time! The noise was defending as the home support urged it’s heroes forward and tried to suck the litany of missed chances into the net! Somehow we came in at the break still behind, but as easily as it could have been 2-2 it equally could’ve been 1-3!
Both sides came out fighting and it wasn’t long till Fowler was again showing was he was both so feared and revered, slotting home his second of the match! But again Liverpool players were caught napping as Newcastle delivered a sucker punch to the soft under belly that they had rarely left exposed that season. The lively and awkward Tino Asprilla restored their advantage, 2-3!
With still over half an hour to go, the belief was still there, fans and players alike! We were still pushing forward as the Kop roared the players on! Minutes later, the Liverpool pressure told, Collymore getting his first of the match! We were back on terms and in the ascendancy, with 20 minutes left and Newcastle going backwards it was looking like they were going to wilt under the sheer will of force of LFC! But they were resolute, they stood firm for 20 minutes, doing their best impression of Gandalf when confronted by Balrog! It looked like a draw was all it would be! Then Rush and Barnes proceed in a merry dance of 1-2’s, dancing all the way into the Newcastle penalty area before forgetting what the right steps were, thankfully Collymore knew what they were! He slammed it home from 20 yards in the 92nd minute! Cue mass hysteria! The jubilant scenes of LFC supporters all round the ground were in stark contrast to Keegan. He’d have probably loved it should he have won, instead, he was a visibly broken figure, slumped over the advertisement hoarding!

And so to the match! Both sides have exhibited similar traits this season, their only predictability being their inconsistency. Bookies must have made a fortune out of both teams this term! Liverpool’s current form has only been marginally better than the relegation threatened side, taking 9 points in comparison to Newcastle’s 7 in their last 6 outings (the standard of opposition for each in this period being largely comparable, if possibly a touch more difficult for us).

Stats
Recent meetings
2011-12 fixture | Sun 1st Apr 2012 4pm | Sport Direct Arena | Attendance: 52,363

         Newcastle 2 – 0 Liverpool
      Cissé (19, 59)     

Reverse fixture | Sun 4th Nov 2012 4pm | Anfield | Attendance: 44,803

           Liverpool 1 – 1 Newcastle
          Suarez (67)     Cabaye (43)

Form
Liverpool: W L W D D D
Newcastle: W L L W L D

Top Scorers
Liverpool – Suarez (23) / Gerrard (10)
Newcastle – Cissé (13) / Cabaye (6)

Injuries
Newcastle United 8
    P Cisse Rib Injury  27th Apr 13 
    C Tiote Hamstring Injury 27th Apr 13 
    S Marveaux Groin/Pelvis Injury no return date 
    T Krul Dislocated Shoulder no return date 
    D Santon Hamstring Injury 4th May 13 
    F Coloccini Back Injury 4th May 13 
    H Vučkić ACL Knee Injury 16th May 13 
    R Taylor ACL Knee Injury no return date
Liverpool 4
    R Sterling Hip/Thigh Injury no return date 
    J Allen Shoulder Injury no return date 
    F Borini Dislocated Shoulder 5th May 13 
    M Kelly ACL Knee Injury 5th May 13

The last time LFC visited “the toon” we were in a mess, having lost 6 of our last 7, due to a string of performances that showed the players had lost what little motivation they had started the campaign with! For those loyal, steadfast, supporters who had put their hands in their pockets to make the long trip up north they would be “rewarded” with an extremely odd game, full of failing giants and head-butting Spaniards, that would ultimately result in defeat!
Even though it could be argued, like this time last year, there is little to reach for, to push our players on, we are most certainly in a better place and a better frame of mind than were 12 months ago! Europe can only realistically be a summer holiday destination now but there is still the blue half that need pulling down a place for local bragging rights (if anyone can truly brag about finishing 6th!). Conversely, Newcastle really do have everything to play for! Perched precariously above the drop zone, staring financial ruin in the face like a Wall Street Banker from 1929, it’s shit or bust time! They’re a seemingly comfortable 6 points clear of the drop but when you look at their run-in, which includes us, QPR and Arsenal you see they’re definitely not out of the woods yet! 3 points for them this weekend would all but seal their safety though! Huge motivation!
Motivations aside, the other big change from 12 months ago are both the manager and playing staff! The eleven that played that day included Flannagan (now of Fiorentina), Spearing and Carroll, the previous two highlighting the lack of depth in the squad and the later highlighting the game plan we were trying to execute! In these respects, much has changed in the last year! We have removed some players deemed not fit for the system, not fit for the shirt or  just simply not fit! We are trying to employ a different style of play, more finesse and patience instead of a more direct and to the point approach! These changes have cultivated the green shoots of recovery we all crave, our current incumbent manager, nursing and moulding them as best he can! We now have an almost settled first 11/12, and a template that we attempt to adhere to each week! We ARE moving in the right direction and time will be the truth of that matter! Inconsistency driven by apparent poor attitude/commitment does need addressing, hopefully a summer of training the mind with the new doctor, as well as the body will pay out handsomely next term with more steel in our performances!

So questions to be asked!
Does the first 11 pick itself? If so what’s Rodgers doing to earn his money? Are all these players currently enjoying a run in the side there on merit?
Can Pepe be trusted not to stick the heed on an opposition player?
Are our current centre back pairing the best we could be employing in the starting line up right now?
Does Glen need a week off and should Wisdom get a start?
Given the absence of Dr.Lecter should Suso be given an opportunity?
Will the absence of our star man actually allow a more natural balance to our overall play?
4-2-4 or 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1?
Given we’re away from home and the imminent return of Tiote, should we be considering packing the midfield, possibly even giving Coady a go along Lucas, with Stevie further forward?
Should we go with all out greasy speed up front in the hope to do them on the break? Do we currently possess that option?

Do Newcastle have enough players to put 11 out on the pitch?
Will their fans have recovered from the humiliation they suffered the last time they were at home? Will they turn on their players at the slightest sniff of a bad day?
How will they set themselves up to cope with our attacking play?
Will their fans endear themselves further to Merseyside and further prove their ignorance with more chants relating to the economic depravity of a certain area?
 
A great deal to discuss so over to you!

As with all our previews, please note that RAWK will mute anyone posting just a formation in a Preview thread until the day after the match is over and more pointedly Harinder will hunt you down and force you to watch a Coronation Street omnibus, covered in stray cats, sat next to Graeme Souness!

Finally I just wanted to thank you for your indulgence, this is the first time I’ve done one of these and I may have gotten a touch carried away!
« Last Edit: April 30, 2013, 10:09:16 am by Claire. »

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The one thing I've not liked about Rodgers is that he drops a player immediately after he has a poor game and doesn't play him for a while. I hope he doesn't do that to Henderson as we would need that extra body in midfield. Curious to see how Sturridge leads the line. Would be very interesting to see how Coutinho plays with a more predictable forward. Yeah I'd like Suso to start as well but I think we'd need a bit of muscle in this game as well.

It does have an end of season feel to it. It might end up being a very entertaining game.

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Brilliant preview, congrats!
Fancy us getting a win, 2-1

It had been five years since Duke Michael Owen of Chester had secured our previous FA Cup trophy with a late strike that broke cockandknee hearts

Cracked me up  ;D
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Brilliant preview, congrats!
Fancy us getting a win, 2-1

Cracked me up  ;D
Cheers buddy! Glad you enjoyed it! I too fancy us for the win! 3 draws on the bounce...we're due a good performance and possibly this shitstorm going on all around right now might just spur the players on the pitch onto something great!

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Excellent preview. Hilarious.

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Love it.

And yes. I WILL find you and put you near that absolute fuckwit Graeme Souness  :wave
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That Pardew picture  ;D
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Great preview mate.The history lesson should be read by some of the whinger's we have on here.There's a reason we are special and you've just shown some of the on field reason's why.

I'd play Henderson,Gerrard and Lucas in the middle I think that'll be enough to take care of the centre of the park with Pippo,Sturridge and Downing in a three seeing as Lecter been's locked up for a while.

Once again great preview.Thank's.
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That Pardew picture  ;D
There's another one of him with his belly out that's funny as fuck an all! Apparently summit to do with a goal celebration...stil odd as fuck though!

In fact...here you go!

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Brendan has a very small hand in that picture.

We should be ble to beat the Geordies, even with Suarez out I have great faith in our attack if Coutinho is on his game.
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What can I say, fantastic preview, started reading about Alaves and thought, where we going here but great review and good to get back to football with a smile on my face after page after page about the FA sentence on Luis. Newcastle never impressed me at Anfield at all this season but you never know with us at the moment, we're capable of the fantastic and the mundane in the same 90 minutes,  but hopefully we'll get a good away win and if Everton drop a few points...
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Cracking read, put the smile back on my face.  Hope Sturridge gets a hat-trick.
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Thanks guys, I really do appreciate the positive feedback! Always good to think about the reasons we support this great team, especially at times like these!

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Good read Rob, informative and concise.

Hope this ain't the last mate.

On a side note: How has Marveux been this season for the Mags? We where considering him for a bit weren't we? (Or at least, we where rumoured to have).

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Even without Suarez we should be beating this lot, I've watched them a few times this season and they are shite. Their entire game plan is to hoof it to Cisse or Ameobi.

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Good OP.

We used to knock this lot over with ease for a few years home and away. They're very average but it's a decent time to play us (possibly).

Will be nice to get some good headlines. Win and "the issue" will become peripheral. Lose and it'll be all about who is not playing for us.

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Something for the weekend?....a walk up Castle Crag / Borrowdale with the Cocteau Twins on my Walkman....footy can fuck rarrr off
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Good read Rob, informative and concise.

Hope this ain't the last mate.

On a side note: How has Marveux been this season for the Mags? We where considering him for a bit weren't we? (Or at least, we where rumoured to have).
Cheers laaa!

I thought he got injured very early on and been out with one thing or another most of the season. Looks like a bullet dodged imho

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I don't like these gobshites at the best of times but, after reading some of their 'opinions' on Luis Suarez these last couple of days. I hope we smash these all over. Sturridge hat trick would be nice.

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I don't like these gobshites at the best of times but, after reading some of their 'opinions' on Luis Suarez these last couple of days. I hope we smash these all over. Sturridge hat trick would be nice.
Until recently, these were one of the few clubs I could tollerate....no animosity towards them at all...but their shithouse chants last season changed all of that for me! Backwards, ignorant, isolated bunch of fuckwits that they are! You'd have thought they had a thriving economy up there!

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Even without Suarez we should be beating this lot, I've watched them a few times this season and they are shite. Their entire game plan is to hoof it to Cisse or Ameobi.

Trouble is, these are the sort of teams we seem to really struggle against. Our Defence has made Kenwyne Jones and Carlton Cole look like Edison Cavani and Zlatan Ibrahimovic this season.

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Until recently, these were one of the few clubs I could tollerate....no animosity towards them at all...but their shithouse chants last season changed all of that for me! Backwards, ignorant, isolated bunch of fuckwits that they are! You'd have thought they had a thriving economy up there!

Barring a minority of them, they are absolute twats. They have always had a simmering resentment towards us, wishing they were us and had our success but, the sale of Andy Carroll to us and us hiring King Kenny again seemed to of well and truly tipped a lot of them over the edge when it comes to us. I've seen it all on their forums over the last couple of years bindippers, scouse vermin, thieving scouse twat's, victimpool, self pity city etc...It's like wandering onto manc forums at times.
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Good read, it's funny that you should say LFC have been involved in arguably the most exciting game in all the major competitions, I've been saying that to people for years.
Pardew gets credit he doesn't deserve, he's not a particularly good manager and seeks to play long ball football. He's a bad manager with some good players. They'll try and hoof long to Ameobi who'll attempt to bring Cisse or whoever into the play, or failing that, find Sissoko who'll then try and drive past our defence. They've got a lot of legs in midfield, and there strengths are where some of our defensive weaknesses lie, ie bombardment of aerial balls and strong forwards. We need to look to keep the ball and frustrate players like Tiote and Cabaye who have got a red card in them between them. It's all about possession this one. We need to start Henderson also.
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Great stuff, Titi, thanks.

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Barring a minority of them, they are absolute twats. They have always had a simmering resentment of us, wishing they were us and had our success but, the sale of Andy Carroll to us and us hiring King Kenny seems to of well and truly tipped a lot of them over the edge when it comes to us. I've seen it all on their forums over the last couple of years bindippers, scouse vermin, thieving scouse twat's, victimpool, self pity city etc...It's like wandering onto manc forums at times.
Defo reeks of jealously! Why the fans of other clubs can't concentrate on supporting their own clubs, rather than living vacariously through ours, troubles me beyond words!
If you hate other clubs more than you love your own then you should just pack it in! The rank and file appear to have missed this point though!

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Good read, it's funny that you should say LFC have been involved in arguably the most exciting game in all the major competitions, I've been saying that to people for years.
Pardew gets credit he doesn't deserve, he's not a particularly good manager and seeks to play long ball football. He's a bad manager with some good players. They'll try and hoof long to Ameobi who'll attempt to bring Cisse or whoever into the play, or failing that, find Sissoko who'll then try and drive past our defence. They've got a lot of legs in midfield, and there strengths are where some of our defensive weaknesses lie, ie bombardment of aerial balls and strong forwards. We need to look to keep the ball and frustrate players like Tiote and Cabaye who have got a red card in them between them. It's all about possession this one. We need to start Henderson also.

Agree with that. Get the ball on the deck and keep hold of it better then we did against Chelsea and we should win. It all depends if Gerrard, Lucas and Henderson show up as well.

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Newcastle away. Tits, Fanny, Beer and 3 POINTS.
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless,
who strove and worried so that others could share the glory,
and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say

'We're Liverpool'

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Newcastle away. Tits, Fanny, Beer and 3 POINTS.

You forgot chinning a manc dj
“The status of the club is incredible, but it’s only until you come in it that you understand everything that goes on with the football club, with the Hillsborough Support Group ... it’s more than a football club, this is a way of life." Mr. Rodgers

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Great OP Titi

If we appeal Luis will be available ?

we can still put pressure on Everton with them next up , hopefully the team will be up for this and a good away day can be enjoyed
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I have always wondered what has happened to Alaves in the Spanish League.

As people say Pardew has them playing hoofball up into Cisse or Ameobi to hold up for the wingers to run onto or they will try to get Cisse in behind with a through ball. Failing that, Sissoko or Marveaux normally try to make something happen by running at the defence. Watch out for the shithouse that is Cabaye with his dirty tactics and tackles, some go unseen by the ref.

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Great OP Titi

If we appeal Luis will be available ?

we can still put pressure on Everton with them next up , hopefully the team will be up for this and a good away day can be enjoyed

No. We would be challenging the additional 7 game ban, so Suarez will definitely miss the next 3 games whether we appeal or not.

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It'll be interesting to see how the players react to Luis not being available, hopefully Sturridge, Coutinho and Downing step up and deliver in his place.

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Funny, detailed- brilliant preview! I hope you're gonna write some more. The only tiny, tiny request is that you left-align the text next time as it's a strange way to read. Unless of course you're some kind of literary maverick and I should get with the times :)

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Truth be told I am a little surprised at the vehemence of some of their fan-base towards us. I always quite liked the barcodes, especially as they had a major contributing factor of the best ever premier league game. Absolutely loved that match!

But if they are going down the tottenham hotspuds methodology of jealousy and bitterness towards LFC, I do hope we twat them even more than I actually wanted to. Instead of a light hearted haha lets beat the barcodes again - it's more of I hope we batter the crap out of them, and remind them that their manager is in fact Alan Pardew. hahahahahahahaha

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What can I say, fantastic preview, started reading about Alaves and thought, where we going here but great review and good to get back to football with a smile on my face after page after page about the FA sentence on Luis.


Exactly my thoughts. Well written mate and especially as its your first one. Thanks for taking the time to do it! :wave
Yep.

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posted it on the front page Titi mate. Thanks again.
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Great preview mate.

Newcastle are one of those sides that can give you a tough game or be a complete shambles.  There is no inbetween with them!  I guess thats why they have drawn one game at home all season.   They either win or they lose!

Newcastle do have a couple of classy operators though but they play in attacking positions.  Cabaye and Cisse can hurt most teams. 
Defensively is where their problems have been.  They have had one clean sheet in their last 12 games, so they are not known for keeping things tight defensively.

It's worth noting that they have been OK at home this season, winning 9 of their 17 home games.  That's 1 win more at home than Liverpool have mustered this season.

For us now having to do without Suarez for a number of games, this should be the perfect opportunity to see how Sturridge performs in a central striker role, with (I assume) Downing and Coutinho supporting him.  We all know of his capability and he showed against Chelsea last weekend that he seems to regaining his sharpness again.

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Really interested in Coutinho and Sturridge starting together. I've seen Suarez - Sturridge and Suarez - Coutinho but not very much of Coutinho - Sturridge. Exciting.

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A preview of Newcastle and a look at the gripes of the Newcastle fans - are they really a long-ball team

http://roryfitz9.webnode.com/news/newcastle-vs-liverpool/

Includes - average pitch position of their players to get a flavour of their shape




A look at the types of long balls they play - is it long passes or is it Route 1 as some of their fans claim.