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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2600 on: February 10, 2012, 07:45:05 pm »
Good stuff Marcus - when are we going out for a curry?

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2601 on: February 10, 2012, 08:18:28 pm »
Guess which mofo has lost a quarter of his body weight :wave
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2602 on: February 10, 2012, 08:19:38 pm »
Was 15st 4 in March last year, got down to 13st 10 before Xmas

Xmas then 12 day trip to Boston - now 15 st 0 - I'm gutted
I feel your pain mate. 13.2 in may. Down to 10.10 mid nov, now 12.1 :(
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2603 on: February 10, 2012, 09:33:42 pm »
I capitulated and had a fish supper for my lunch today. Was fuckin lush.

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2604 on: February 11, 2012, 02:19:40 am »
these slendertone things are impressive to be honest. put it on the highest level on the highest frequency for 30 minutes or an hour per day and you see a difference. 6 days in and theres a difference. albeit alongside me going the gym
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2605 on: February 11, 2012, 09:15:33 am »
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2606 on: February 11, 2012, 02:52:25 pm »
Fuck it, Treating myself to a vanilla slice after that farce.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2607 on: February 13, 2012, 01:20:20 am »
Cheers for the advice on the calf Roy, may invest in one of those. I've been in two minds about ordering some of that Promax Diet shakes. Stil not sure.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2608 on: February 13, 2012, 10:08:21 am »
Fucking show off




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to be honest i over did it. friday i was seriously bet. day off today
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2609 on: February 13, 2012, 10:41:37 am »
4 pound gone this week :)
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2610 on: February 13, 2012, 12:55:17 pm »
4 pound gone this week :)
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2611 on: February 13, 2012, 01:03:13 pm »
85.8kg. myfitnesspal is awesome.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2612 on: February 13, 2012, 04:53:25 pm »
85.8kg. myfitnesspal is awesome.


The missus has just been setting mine up and it said I'm allowed 1400 calories a day which I thought was pretty low. I am at the gym most days too. I need to have a good look at it myself

I'm 14, 7 and want to lose 2 stone


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« Reply #2613 on: February 13, 2012, 04:58:15 pm »
was doing well last week,lost 2 kilos of the 6 that I'd put on since Christmas.But had a heavy weekend and put 1 back on...

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2614 on: February 13, 2012, 05:20:49 pm »
Started this year shitty, so now I'm at about 13st at 6ft. Went from 15 to 12,5 between july and christmas, so its time to get back in there..! Looking to get to and stay around 12-12.5, but with less fat and more muscle.

Hitting the gym today, gonna try to get into the 3 days-a-week routine again.

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2615 on: February 13, 2012, 07:08:12 pm »
The missus has just been setting mine up and it said I'm allowed 1400 calories a day which I thought was pretty low. I am at the gym most days too. I need to have a good look at it myself

I'm 14, 7 and want to lose 2 stone



That doesn't sound a lot if I was you I would check your settings again

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2616 on: February 13, 2012, 07:22:06 pm »
The missus has just been setting mine up and it said I'm allowed 1400 calories a day which I thought was pretty low. I am at the gym most days too. I need to have a good look at it myself

I'm 14, 7 and want to lose 2 stone


I can do 14-1600 calories a day, but I don't have time to excercise so I have to be really tight on calories.

If you are doing excercise I would suggest a few more pies in the tank or you will get quite light headed I would imagine.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2617 on: February 13, 2012, 08:27:16 pm »
I can do 14-1600 calories a day, but I don't have time to excercise so I have to be really tight on calories.

If you are doing excercise I would suggest a few more pies in the tank or you will get quite light headed I would imagine.
yeah this
i think its a net intake more than anything, its probably about 400 calories down on what you need to stay the same weight

i listed what i trained last week which TW pointed out but i have to say it did take a lot out of me. tonights a night off as a result.
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« Reply #2618 on: February 13, 2012, 10:06:39 pm »
Did the whisky taste like whisky Pheeny? :)

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2619 on: February 14, 2012, 12:50:02 am »
if theres one thing you need to eat to lose weight imo its pineapple god knows why. probably to do with that enzyme in it. i eat like i'm in a zoo lately. like 400grams+ per day. eating loads of pineapple and doing loads of walking/bike rides alongside weights now and an hour on that slendertone thing per day.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2620 on: February 14, 2012, 01:02:54 am »
I fell out of shape after I stopped aerobics and weights in July after I started my last job. Any tips on getting back into the swing of things?

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2621 on: February 14, 2012, 09:30:55 am »
I am now no longer morbidly obese just severely obese  :o

That's got to be an improvement but it still feels a bit of a let down oh how I long for the day when I will be overweight  ;D

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2622 on: February 14, 2012, 10:44:55 am »
I am now no longer morbidly obese just severely obese  :o

That's got to be an improvement but it still feels a bit of a let down oh how I long for the day when I will be overweight  ;D
I passed into the grounds of just obese a few months ago....... I reckon I've got another couple of stone to go before I am merely overweight.....oh how I will party when I am merely overweight :)


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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2623 on: February 14, 2012, 10:48:33 am »
 
if theres one thing you need to eat to lose weight imo its pineapple god knows why. probably to do with that enzyme in it. i eat like i'm in a zoo lately. like 400grams+ per day. eating loads of pineapple and doing loads of walking/bike rides alongside weights now and an hour on that slendertone thing per day.
So, you electrocute yourself and eat pineapples.
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Really, there is nothing special about pineapple that helps you lose weight... Eat any fruit and it will be the same..... Low in calories...

Mind you, you are probably better off eating whole grains as they will release their energy more slowly and you will feel less hungry.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2624 on: February 14, 2012, 02:41:10 pm »
Really, there is nothing special about pineapple that helps you lose weight... Eat any fruit and it will be the same..... Low in calories...
i don't know y'know. like pineapple burns your mouth sometimes because of the enzyme in it. its been shown to soften meat up aswell
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2625 on: February 14, 2012, 02:41:25 pm »
I've been doing well for a few weeks now, going the gym alot etc but I haven't had a chance to get weighed so I don't know how much I've lost. A few people have commented that I've lost a bit so I'm happy with that, makes me want to keep going.

I'm ill at the minute though, full of flu and I think I've got a virus/infection as I'm zapped of energy and feel like I'm going to be sick. Hope it won't set me back too far when I get better.

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2626 on: February 14, 2012, 02:58:36 pm »
 
i don't know y'know. like pineapple burns your mouth sometimes because of the enzyme in it. its been shown to soften meat up aswell
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You've got hydrochloric acid in your stomach and a range of enzymes which have evolved over hundreds of thousands of years and you're hoping a pineapple will do a better job


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It tatstes nice and it's low calorie and it's packed full of  vitamins .... It does plenty already
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« Reply #2627 on: February 14, 2012, 04:54:26 pm »
Did the whisky taste like whisky Pheeny? :)
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« Reply #2628 on: February 14, 2012, 05:12:27 pm »
Nice. :)

I've been staying off it. Heavy night in November (I think it was) when I had a couple, then half a bottle of saki, and then vommed in my mate's neighbour's driveway.

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2629 on: February 14, 2012, 05:18:05 pm »
So, you electrocute yourself and eat pineapples.
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Really, there is nothing special about pineapple that helps you lose weight... Eat any fruit and it will be the same..... Low in calories...

Mind you, you are probably better off eating whole grains as they will release their energy more slowly and you will feel less hungry.

Don't all those simple sugars from eating loads of fruit turn to fat?
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2630 on: February 14, 2012, 06:14:10 pm »
Don't all those simple sugars from eating loads of fruit turn to fat?
Depends how much you have, if you have too much, it will be converted to glycogen and then ultimately to fat yes....

Still, if you ate only pineapple you'd need to eat a LOT of pineapple to get fat.
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2631 on: February 14, 2012, 08:37:27 pm »

Have any of you ever gone in for Crossfit? The GF qnd I are going for an introductory session tomorrow at our local place. Just wondering what people's opinions were of this kind of program.

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2632 on: February 14, 2012, 09:01:16 pm »
40 min 6.5k run tonigh, 700 calories, did loads of weights

felt a bit light headed
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2633 on: February 14, 2012, 09:03:35 pm »
40 min 6.5k run tonigh, 700 calories, did loads of weights

felt a bit light headed
Eat cake....works a treat
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2634 on: February 15, 2012, 12:16:18 pm »
Eat cake....works a treat
haha

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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2635 on: February 15, 2012, 01:31:34 pm »
Few days away with mates, put on 3kg. So fucking annoying after dropping 6kg.
Dropped those 3 back off over the least week. Pretty happy.

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« Reply #2636 on: February 15, 2012, 05:27:55 pm »
85.1kg! Lost 9.9 kg in just over a month. Eating a hell of a lot of fruit so going well over on sugar, everyone saying the sugar turns into fat?
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Re: The I'm a fat bastard and trying to lose weight thread
« Reply #2637 on: February 15, 2012, 05:42:54 pm »
Not if you're under your calories. That's the bottom line.

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« Reply #2638 on: February 15, 2012, 07:24:13 pm »
Comfortably under.
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« Reply #2639 on: February 15, 2012, 11:01:30 pm »
Nice one mate, when a special occasion occours we have to let our hair down and have a little fun, makes all the hard work wortk it.
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