Author Topic: I can't believe there's no Joseph thread! (Read 6838 times)

BSBW · « **on:** June 2, 2007, 08:15:42 pm »

Get a life people and tune in, it's fuckin getting exciting now. Fuck off Ben you're lucky you lasted this long you friggin charlatan.

rushyman · « **Reply #1 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:20:32 pm »

cocky c*nt with massive gums needs smashing up

rotistgeil · « **Reply #2 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:40:31 pm »

Quote from: BSBW on June 2, 2007, 08:15:42 pm

Get a life people and tune in, it's fuckin getting exciting now. Fuck off Ben you're lucky you lasted this long you friggin charlatan.

Get a life and don't tune in, the missus loves it though, so I am being tortured right now......what a shit show

rushyman · « **Reply #3 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:43:16 pm »

Quote from: rotistgeil on June 2, 2007, 08:40:31 pm

Get a life and don't tune in, the missus loves it though, so I am being tortured right now......what a shit show

Totally same situation.

This tosser who looks like Thor cant sing

BSBW · « **Reply #4 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:44:36 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on June 2, 2007, 08:43:16 pm

Totally same situation.

This tosser who looks like Thor cant sing

He might have just saved the dickhead Ben, fuckin hope not!

Okkervil · « **Reply #5 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:47:38 pm »

Surprised Norton dosnt get a hard on with all those boys dancing round in their YMCA esque outfits singing songs from musicals every week. Half expect the camera to cut back to him, and for him to have it wopped out!

rushyman · « **Reply #6 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:48:17 pm »

Livin' on a Prayer. Fucks sake

No-One can sing this. Not one person, not even Bon Jovis been able to do it like the record since since the 90's

rotistgeil · « **Reply #7 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:48:22 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on June 2, 2007, 08:43:16 pm

Totally same situation.

This tosser who looks like Thor cant sing

Well I saved myself by moving in front of the PC and playing some decent tunes that do not sound like someone strangling ~~a cat.~~
a whole zoo

rushyman · « **Reply #8 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:50:43 pm »

Quote from: Okkervil on June 2, 2007, 08:47:38 pm

Surprised Norton dosnt get a hard on with all those boys dancing round in their YMCA esque outfits singing songs from musicals every week. Half expect the camera to cut back to him, and for him to have it wopped out!

Ther arent many more people I hate more than Norton. What a c*nt

Okkervil · « **Reply #9 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:52:10 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on June 2, 2007, 08:50:43 pm

Ther arent many more people I hate more than Norton. What a c*nt

Too right. Hes right up there with the biggest c*nts about!

BSBW · « **Reply #10 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:53:12 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on June 2, 2007, 08:50:43 pm

Ther arent many more people I hate more than Norton. What a c*nt

You sure you're not just suppressing your inner feelings?

rushyman · « **Reply #11 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:58:23 pm »

Quote from: BSBW on June 2, 2007, 08:53:12 pm

You sure you're not just suppressing your inner feelings?

I actually fancy Loyd-Webber. Not

What an ugly bastard. Looks like someone just banged together a human at the last minute when the untis were down over the day and God was coming down the to the shop floor.

'Quick, fuck, get a nose and some ears'

'Bollocks Ive only got a childs legs and a deformed torso'

'Fuck it that'll do, we'll say we dropped the c*nt'

smicer07 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 2, 2007, 08:59:47 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on June 2, 2007, 08:58:23 pm

I actually fancy Loyd-Webber. Not

What an ugly bastard. Looks like someone just banged together a human at the last minute when the untis were down over the day and God was coming down the to the shop floor.

'Quick, fuck, get a nose and some ears'

'Bollocks Ive only got a childs legs and a deformed torso'

'Fuck it that'll do, we'll say we dropped the c*nt'

Hahaha

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #13 on:** June 2, 2007, 09:01:14 pm »

More c*nts singing on TV.

rushyman · « **Reply #14 on:** June 2, 2007, 09:06:07 pm »

...Then God comes over.

'What the fuck happened to him'

'Yeah he slipped off the table just as we were putting his legs on'

'Bloody Nora.....Better compensate, give him genius songwriter still got a few of those hanging round'

'will do'

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #15 on:** June 2, 2007, 10:09:23 pm »

Help me. My Dad has put it on for a laugh and its some sing off. Help im gonna die from this cat strangling.

BSBW · « **Reply #16 on:** June 2, 2007, 10:14:05 pm »

Quote from: anfieldpurch on June 2, 2007, 10:09:23 pm

Help me. My Dad has put it on for a laugh and its some sing off. Help im gonna die from this cat strangling.

Stop fighting it lad and get on board. Fuck off Ben, you were shite.

mjgill85 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 3, 2007, 09:17:04 am »

It's been clear that Lee's going to win for about 5 weeks now (not that I've been watching it, of course). Even if he doesn't, that Kenwright tool will give him a part in one of his musicals.

The Albert Cock · « **Reply #18 on:** June 3, 2007, 10:15:01 am »

Lewis looks most like a Joseph and I hope he wins.

xavidub · « **Reply #19 on:** June 3, 2007, 10:28:07 am »

Jesus H Fucking Christ. I'd sooner shave my balls with a chainsaw. Which would not sound dissimilar.

The Cappuccino Kid · « **Reply #20 on:** June 3, 2007, 01:17:50 pm »

Bill Kenwright the judge in a programme called "And Dream Will Do"?

There's got to be a joke in that somewhere...

Only1StevieG · « **Reply #21 on:** June 3, 2007, 04:10:07 pm »

Quote from: mjgill85 on June 3, 2007, 09:17:04 am

It's been clear that Lee's going to win for about 5 weeks now (not that I've been watching it, of course). Even if he doesn't, that Kenwright tool will give him a part in one of his musicals.

Very true, he's the best by an absolute mile

The not so lazy.boy · « **Reply #22 on:** August 7, 2007, 02:40:58 pm »

http://www.josephthemusical.com

Went to see this last night, thought I would absolutely hate it but have to say it was awesome and really enjoyed it! Highly Recommended!

Lee Mead was great, really strong voice but the highlight for me was Preeya Kalidas the very leggy Narrator... simply stunning, worth the ticket price alone.

go go go Joseph!