It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
I just want us to defend better after we score.
/sniffs air - smells something suspiciously like that Dutch fellas odourCoutinho - hacked down by a yard dogMatip - landed awkwardlyIngs - done himself after coming back from a long injuryFirmino - knee into his calf by another yard dogWho else is thereOh yes, Sturridge - perennially injuredAnyone else?
Playing in the infamous 'toxic thunder' kit as well...
and not before we score?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Honestly can't wait for the HT thread.
Even in jest, I never would have believed someone would post this.
You just wait.It'll be carnage.
What if we are 3-0 up?
Sense of dread, rising...
If the academy isn't here to provide squad depth, then what's the point of it? A few months ago Iheanacho was 4th string Man City player; now he's pretty much right behind aguero (although looks like city is trying something new in today's game).
Won't happen because the last two times we played there we lost, so obviously we have no chance and might as well just forfeit the match.
The goalkeeper situation is a bit of a cock-up really.
😁 you know what I mean.
good to see Tuncay Sanli not starting for Boro, he gave us some problems last time he played against us.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
It's his first season and he's going through a bit of a tough patch, nothing wrong with taking him out of the team, as others have pointed out the same happened with de Gea in his first season.The only downside is somewhere out there Phil Neville is touching himself to the idea of out-mind-gaming Klopp.