Un phucking real. Only game at 12:30. "We'll put this soccer shit on our Pinko's and Liberal Scum channel." "Sir, we call it fox soccer plus." "Fine, you candy ass. Just make sure nobody sees the damn thing. Bury it. BURY IT. I don't want to see that shit. Keep buying the US TV rights though, that way we can continue to fight the communist threat here at home."
Allow me to pull up some notes from page 5 of Louis van Baal's PowerPoint......
-fox has Fox, FS1, FS2, AND FSP. The first three channels were definitely all super taken with MEGA PRIME TIME shows and programming that could not be changed, FACHT
-fox soccer plus? They have the FA cup, Champions League, World Cups, and sweet fucking nothing else. I think they get SPL, or as it is better known here, rugby. The CL and World Cups get put on their 'reserved for Nascar and programming for idiots channels' because they're big events. So, they have a premier extra charge tv channel with a target market of 4 Scotsmen in the Chicago area. Other than that, they're just pissing off fans of footy and common sense with this Fox SOCCAH Plus crap, FACHT
-the execs at fox truly seem to get off on phucking over footy fans. How else explain Gus Johnson ("Ribery....TOP OF THE BOX,,,,...,,,,CROSSOVER" {the latter indicated that he'd touched the ball with his left foot after first touching with his right! or vice versa}), Warren Barton, Wynalda, a thoroughly still concussed Brian McBride.........etc. Keith Costigan gets a pass, otherwise all fox is missing is hiring Kanye to give us an in-studio apocalypse. Hold on, Rob Stone just said 'Merica. Again. FACHT
As these facts clearly (do not) show, fox is the embodiment of evil who relies on pre-Jurassic tactics of long balls straight up the backside of any footy fan here in the US. Oh wait, just remembered they hired Alexi Lalas too. Well, RAWK, it's been fun, but I think the world is ending.
PS- yes, I'm an east coast raised elitist douchetron4000, happy to make fun of fox. Doesn't change the fact that they seem to hate us. Us being fans of football.
YNWA
