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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3840 on: November 29, 2015, 01:58:28 pm »
Great match this, Goffin has to win this set to have any chance

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3841 on: November 29, 2015, 02:04:15 pm »
Murray breaks and will serve for the second set!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3842 on: November 29, 2015, 02:10:30 pm »
One set away!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3843 on: November 29, 2015, 02:10:43 pm »
Absolutely superb point from Murray to take the second set!!

It's edging closer folks!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3844 on: November 29, 2015, 02:11:05 pm »
fuck yes!!! what a rally on that set point
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3845 on: November 29, 2015, 02:11:50 pm »
Murray you God!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3846 on: November 29, 2015, 02:12:51 pm »
What a point that was. Brilliant from Murray.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3847 on: November 29, 2015, 02:16:27 pm »
Quick break and it could all be over
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3848 on: November 29, 2015, 02:21:37 pm »
Oof, Goffin has come out fighting in this third set. 
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3849 on: November 29, 2015, 02:27:01 pm »
Shot that from Murray! He breaks straight back.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3850 on: November 29, 2015, 02:35:00 pm »
seems to me that GB have had every line call decision go our way, yesterday in the doubles and again today. not that i'm complaining!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3851 on: November 29, 2015, 02:50:24 pm »
Murray breaks and we're two games away from winning the Davis Cup!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3852 on: November 29, 2015, 02:54:02 pm »
Is that seriously the cup sitting in the corner there
Is it really that big? Plinth and all?
Obviously I've never seen it before
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3853 on: November 29, 2015, 02:57:27 pm »
1 game away!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3854 on: November 29, 2015, 02:58:13 pm »
Who ever thought this could happen?! Unbelievable!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3855 on: November 29, 2015, 02:58:44 pm »
Thank fuck there are no Everton fans there, they'd be on the court already.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3856 on: November 29, 2015, 03:00:36 pm »
Thank fuck there are no Everton fans there, they'd be on the court already.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3857 on: November 29, 2015, 03:00:38 pm »
Championship point!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3858 on: November 29, 2015, 03:00:39 pm »
Who ever thought this could happen?! Unbelievable!

Not me.  Years of toiling away in the Euro/Asia zone 1 play-off, or whatever the fuck it was seemed the natural order for GB tennis.  Fair play to Judy Murray and her fella, a few shags have produced what the LTA's millions never came close to.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3859 on: November 29, 2015, 03:02:15 pm »
We'll never thought I'd see GB win the Davis Cup
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3860 on: November 29, 2015, 03:02:19 pm »
A Davis Cup, Olympic gold, 2 slams and many masters event titles, he's done alright for himself

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3861 on: November 29, 2015, 03:02:27 pm »
What a fucking shot
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3862 on: November 29, 2015, 03:02:27 pm »
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

What a fucking point to finish on as well!!!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3863 on: November 29, 2015, 03:02:32 pm »
Unbelievable play there
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3864 on: November 29, 2015, 03:03:04 pm »
YES!!!!!!!!! :champ :champ :champ :champ :champ :champ :champ
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3865 on: November 29, 2015, 03:03:12 pm »
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3866 on: November 29, 2015, 03:03:48 pm »
Boxing and tennis , our national sports!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3867 on: November 29, 2015, 03:04:55 pm »
What an extraordinary shot to win it. Congrats GB -well, the Murrays really.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3868 on: November 29, 2015, 03:05:06 pm »
That poor girl wearing the Adecco t-shirt.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3869 on: November 29, 2015, 03:05:15 pm »
Can only think of one win that Andy Murray didn't play a part in. The Ward victory against Isner, he won every other point I think?

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3870 on: November 29, 2015, 03:05:38 pm »
WE'VE WON THE DAVIS CUP!!!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3871 on: November 29, 2015, 03:06:01 pm »
Can only think of one win that Andy Murray didn't play a part in. The Ward victory against Isner, he won every other point I think?

Correct. Of course it's a team effort but you have to say Andy Murray has won the Cup for Britain.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3872 on: November 29, 2015, 03:07:37 pm »
Correct. Of course it's a team effort but you have to say Andy Murray has won the Cup for Britain.

There won't be a better British player in my lifetime

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3873 on: November 29, 2015, 03:08:15 pm »
Correct. Of course it's a team effort but you have to say Andy Murray has won the Cup for Britain.

Won 11 matches out of 11, I believe.  Incredible stuff.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3874 on: November 29, 2015, 03:08:44 pm »
Correct. Of course it's a team effort but you have to say Andy Murray has won the Cup for Britain.
Yep... It's only him...
His commitment to the competition has won it for Britain...
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3875 on: November 29, 2015, 03:09:08 pm »
England Great Britain Andy Murray wins the Davis Cup ;D

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3876 on: November 29, 2015, 03:09:46 pm »
Unreal from Murray!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3877 on: November 29, 2015, 03:11:47 pm »
Just the French and Aussie open for the complete set. :D Think only Nadal has won them all? Maybe Agassi (did he ever win the Olympics? Think he did).

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« Reply #3878 on: November 29, 2015, 03:12:18 pm »
That poor girl wearing the Adecco t-shirt.
she's had that inane grin on her grid for the best part of 72 hours
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #3879 on: November 29, 2015, 03:12:35 pm »
Lewis Hamilton will still beat him for the BBC SPOTY, because he drove faster than one teammate. Because the general public are idiots.
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