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This is just as terrifying as it is comedy gold
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We've truly elected a 5-year-old to the presidency. What a sad sad joke this is.

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"All countries will respect us"

No, they are laughing at you. Or crying. Certainly not respecting.

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Trump ended his first press conference as president elect by using a catchphrase used on a dumb reality show. Just shows he's still a performer at heart. None of this is real to him.

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Shivers down my spine this stuff.

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Asked about Russia, talks about China. It's standard stuff by now.
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 His unsuitability for the job he's in is just mind blowing. He's an overgrown child. That really is the top and bottom of it. He likes shiny things and doesn't like being told off. There is nothing else to him.
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What the fuck did I just watch? Not that it wasn't obvious before but we are completely fucked. It's going to take decades to hopefully repair the upcoming years.

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The fact that he packed his own press conference with a cheering section says it all really.

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The pound has strengthened by a cent against the dollar since the Trump press conference began


So every time May speaks, the pound drops. Every time Trump speaks, the dollar drops.

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That man is itching for a fight with China.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....

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I think for the repeal and replacement of Obamacare they will repeal it and enact almost exactly the same law (with a bit less on aborton) and the Republicans will lap it up.

Edit: it will almost certainly have Trumps name on it (Trumpcare or similar), like most of his products

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The fact that he packed his own press conference with a cheering section says it all really.

Took a leaf from Alex Salmond during the Scottish Referendum. He also attacked the press to squeals of delight from the hired hands.

But Trump is about to be President. It is very worrying.
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I think it might be better if he just went back to not having  press conferences.

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Sean Spicer - the new WH Press Secretary, remember - threatened CNN's Jim Acosta that he'd throw him out of the conference if he continued to ask (ignored) questions.
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Just watched when he had a go at CNN. I wish the next journalist could hand the question back to CNN when it happens again. Or ask the same question. Trump is not interested in anything but himself and how he comes across.

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Different thread but it's so reassuring to know that Corbyn's team are basing their strategy on this man. What could possibly go wrong?
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Different thread but it's so reassuring to know that Corbyn's team are basing their strategy on this man. What could possibly go wrong?

 Their hatred of scrutiny is actually very similar. Only difference is Trump screams and shouts at journalists, Corbyn just glares at them and legs it.
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Different thread but it's so reassuring to know that Corbyn's team are basing their strategy on this man. What could possibly go wrong?

How?
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Different thread but it's so reassuring to know that Corbyn's team are basing their strategy on this man. What could possibly go wrong?

All the brasses his team contact say that they wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire?
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Indeed. But almost half did and he is president.

Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?

Our house is divided.  Would you like to continue painting us all with the same brush?  Does it make you feel superior?

This orange shit won't flush.  It's our problem.  We're on it
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Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?  Then show some fucking class.

Our house is divided.  Would you like to continue painting us all with the same brush?  Does it make you feel superior?

This orange shit won't flush.  It's our problem.  We're on it

She's come down from "all" to "half" in the last half hour. Take that as victory!
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How?
I think Alan's point is that trying to follow the strategy of a loathsome, obnoxious c*nt is a bad thing.

If there's one thing Corbyn isn't, it's loathsome, obnoxious or a c*nt (that's three things I realize :)).  Hence the policy is probably a mistake.
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Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?

Our house is divided.  Would you like to continue painting us all with the same brush?  Does it make you feel superior?

This orange shit won't flush.  It's our problem.  We're on it
You're welcome too.

He's a despicable c*nt who was voted for by fuckwits just like trump.

We shouldn't try to hide that.
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Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?

Frottage has failed to be elected as an MP 7 times. You could not even reject Trump once.

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You could not even reject Trump once.

This is a thoroughly helpful and restorative line of inquest!
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Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?

Our house is divided.  Would you like to continue painting us all with the same brush?  Does it make you feel superior?

This orange shit won't flush.  It's our problem.  We're on it

In fairness Nigel Frottage has never been elected as an MP and his party holds only 1 seat
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Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?

Our house is divided.  Would you like to continue painting us all with the same brush?  Does it make you feel superior?

This orange shit won't flush.  It's our problem.  We're on it

Said before that we cant talk after the shitty Brexit fiasco. But Trump is something else.

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Do we constantly harp on about Nigel fucking Frottage to you?  No?

Our house is divided.  Would you like to continue painting us all with the same brush?  Does it make you feel superior?

This orange shit won't flush.  It's our problem.  We're on it

 We had Brexit, which made me feel deep embarrassment and shame. I felt it was the most astonishing act of ignorance and self-mutilation imaginable. Then America made me feel a bit better.

 Brexit is a calamity but there are kind of some reasonable arguments and mainstream figures for it. Trump? None. Absolutely none.

 Of course, had the election been held in the same format as the referendum we'd be preparing for Hillary. It was your election system that fucked it, with Brexit it really was all on us.
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All the brasses his team contact say that they wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire?

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What are the odds of him dipping out of the job before he even starts ?

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What are the odds of him dipping out of the job before he even starts ?

None. He will deny, deny deny. He would have to be prised out of office.

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How?

Trump wasn't elected because he used Twitter and attacked the media. He won because of the despicable stuff he said in Twitter. And while he attacked some of the media he's spent years as a reality TV star, loves the spotlight and is naturally provocative.

Maybe go back and look at the self-congratulatory puff by Corbyn's social media team after his first election which was all about making #jezwecan a 'thing'.  Corbyn's team have tried the social media thing and have managed to make him the least popilular Labour leader I can remember.

Forget about this loathsome arsehole and focus on being Labour leader.
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What are the odds of him dipping out of the job before he even starts ?

That would be admitting that he was wrong, so yeah never...

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I think for the repeal and replacement of Obamacare they will repeal it and enact almost exactly the same law (with a bit less on aborton) and the Republicans will lap it up.

Edit: it will almost certainly have Trumps name on it (Trumpcare or similar), like most of his products

And probably be filing for Chapter 10 within 18 months.
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And probably be filing for Chapter 10 within 18 months.

Then he'll ask Congress for another $10bn to fund TrumpHealth which will basically be the same thing again until that also goes bankrupt with all the accounts mysteriously being indefinitely audited and unavailable for public scrutiny.
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