Author Topic: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?  (Read 16045 times)

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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2014, 09:53:13 pm »
Watching a game against Ipswich sometime in 77 or 78. Some twat pissed in the pocket of my donkey jacket. Fresh pack of 20 benos soaked through.

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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2014, 10:05:14 pm »
Many a time.   If you were to battle to the bogs at half time you might get back to your spec by full time.

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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2014, 10:34:14 pm »


It made the toilets from trainspotting look hygienic.
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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2014, 01:43:06 am »
Wasn't it known as the Yellow Mersey?

We used to call it The Kop Falls.
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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2014, 07:33:51 am »
Guy standing near me had his girlfriend stand in front of him. No one else could see but because of mine and their positions I could clearly see her wank him off. Envy is a terrible thing...

Dont want to drag the tone from piss covered steps and that, but this comment above I can relate to !

Going through my teenage years standing on the Kop, I used to get this urge to take my bird on the Kop for a blowjob, obvs it never happened but when I was older we went to a function in one of the lounges and we're stood outside on the balcony of one of the boxes.  So I start to tell my, by now, wife how much I used to imagine this old blowjob on the Kop.  I can understand a bit of horror from her cause its a bit twisted really, BUT the reaction I got from her was horrific !  She's staring at me like i'm some sick perv and i've just revealed, after 3 kids & about 15 years of marriage, that in actual fact I should be cell sharing with Hannibal Lector !

Now i'm looking at her panicking that my revelation might have caused a serious problem, when she starts to point at the Kop Grandstand saying................

So, hang on, you wanted me to kneel in front of your seat and give you a blowjob !   :lmao :duh


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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2014, 04:15:28 pm »
Pissed on the Kop loads of times but only got caught once, mind you I had climbed up one of the metal support girders to avoid the crush at the time.
I wish I could still climb up the drain-pipe that used to be at the back of the toilet that was outside the kop.

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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2014, 04:28:18 pm »
However, the best thing I saw was one time at OT. Guy standing near me had his girlfriend stand in front of him. No one else could see but because of mine and their positions I could clearly see her wank him off. Envy is a terrible thing...
Which one were you envious of? ;D
« Last Edit: March 18, 2014, 04:30:58 pm by Titi Camara »

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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2014, 06:16:22 pm »
Wasn't it known as the Yellow Mersey?

Yea, it really was gross some of the stuff that went on. Ahhhh health and safety would have you doing 15 to life nowadays ;)
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Re: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2014, 07:21:25 pm »
Hilarious tales. Laughing on the train. This is probably more hygienic than current toilets!
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