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TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« on: July 13, 2005, 10:39:30 pm »
How do you follow that? I don't even need mention it by name. That suffices.

Well, 49 days later it involved a collection of Welsh journeymen –– TNS –– but it wasn't the men from Llansantfraid who had the impossible task. It was the Reds, with the 'unfollowable' act of May 25th. Afterall, how often does a comprehensively one-sided 3-0 victory feel like a massive anticlimax? Even 15-0 would have felt insignificant.

It was like being asked to sing last on the bill, to close a show at a bigger event than Live Aid, directly after the set by a mythical supergroup containing legends miraculously resurrected from the Great Beyond –– live on TV –– by Jesus Christ: Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Buckley, Janis Joplin, Johnny Cash and, of course, Vanilla Ice.

Once the dead have been raised –– and pulled a breathtaking performance from the bag –– there's very little left in life to see.

Liverpool came back from the dead in Istanbul 49 days ago; leaving us with the sense that, in football terms, we'd seen it all: The Great Miracle. Anticlimax is all that remains –– not just for tonight, but from now on.

Or is it?

In many ways, nothing should follow Istanbul. Hugo Sanchez, erstwhile hero of Real Madrid, once suggested a game should have been called to a halt halfway through, after an amazing goal of his left nowhere for the match to go but down. Blow the whistle, stop the game, crack the champagne.

Liverpool calling it quits after Istanbul –– closing down the club, dismantling Anfield brick by brick –– would be like James Dean crashing his Porsche Spyder in 1955 (okay, I'll admit I'm in danger overdoing the dead celebrity similes): going out with a veritable bang, while at the top. But if football can continue –– and Liverpool Football Club continue –– after the lowest ebb of Hillsborough, then it can after the highest in Istanbul. We needed football then to anoint and heal; now we merely want it in the understandable lust and greed for glory.

Football regenerates itself on a yearly basis. Every season it starts again, and the slate is wiped clean. (But not too clean, you understand: we are allowed 12 months to crow about the previous season's achievements, and after that we are not exactly going to forget them. Four became five, after all.)

There are always new targets. Liverpool have much left to achieve, and this team still has almost everything left to prove. The freshly-arrived players, and those on the horizon, have breathed new life and excitement (and belief) into a season that is now, on the night of July 13th 2005, already underway. Some of the best players in the world (and Peter Crouch) have spoken of their dream of representing the club. There's a buzz about the place, and the old cachet is returning; always a fashionable club, but when Luis Figo calls it a dream, you know the gloss is back.


Cometh the hour...

It had to be Gerrard who stole the headlines. It's been his summer, but until he signed his contract, not in a good way. His first hat-trick, and not just that, but an 'all the goals' hat-trick: always sweeter than getting three goals in a 10-0 victory.

A half-strength, half-fit Reds knocked the ball around nicely in what felt like a glorified pre-season friendly; although at least, for once, it actually meant something. The sharpness was lacking, and that's always the last thing to arrive: the players are fit enough to run about, but it's that extra burst of pace of strength in the muscles that makes all the difference, as well as the stamina late on in games.

The decision-making in the final third was disappointing, but faultless football at this time of the season just doesn't happen. You don't expect boxers to fight before they peak in their scientifically-programmed training, and for footballers, as athletes, the same applies. The players are being honed for mid-August, and beyond. But as a fan you can't help but want goals, and the whipping boys to be whippd.

There was precious little to get over-excited about, but what do you expect? In the absence, you look to the positives. When players do good things this early in the season, it's encouraging; bad things, and given the rustiness, it's excusable.

Gerrard and the ever-impressive Alonso aside, the main plusses were the two subs: Cissé, who was superb on the right wing (we will be blessed when he's fully match fit), and Zenden, who put in five dangerous crosses in twenty minutes, and generally looked the kind of busy, intelligent player we can always find room for. (He reminds me a little of Ray Houghton in stature, playing style and effectiveness.) Pepe Reina in goal had next-to-nothing to do, but that one forceful punched clearance was a nice insight into how he deals with players jumping into him. No nonsense.

Potter, Le Tallec and Warnock showed they can do a job, but have a fair bit of development left ahead of them. Elsewhere it was a mix of steady, tidy, tired and sloppy. But nothing to cause any concern.

The main thing is that the season is underway, and we can come to terms with experiencing football that doesn't excite, bewitch and bewilder to stupefying degrees, but which does its job: a few goals, a victory, and some kind of smile on our faces.

It won't be with us week-in, week-out, and it may only be fleeting, but the real excitement lies ahead.

©Paul Tomkins, 2005

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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2005, 10:42:02 pm »
Sublime as ever Paul.

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2005, 10:44:35 pm »
Sublime as ever Paul.


Thanks, big man!  :wave

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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2005, 10:46:35 pm »
Enjoyed reading that. Nice way of describing tonight´s "not so glamorous victory", as many pointed out.

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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2005, 10:47:01 pm »
Thought it was an OK read, hardly great.  After all, there's already a thread dedicated to the game isn't there?   :lickin

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2005, 10:48:08 pm »
Thought it was an OK read, hardly great.  After all, there's already a thread dedicated to the game isn't there?   :lickin


And after I'd just complimented you on your thread  :-X

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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2005, 10:49:45 pm »

Thanks, big man!  :wave

Big man? Very apt.

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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2005, 10:49:50 pm »
...as Paul Tomkins equally gets off the mark for the new season with another stunning performance of his own  ;D :wave

Agree with most of that  although thought Alonso was a bit short on accuracy of passing in the first half but he improved throughout the game and given another couple of games, will be back to his usual self which is 100% accuracy 100% of the time.  So zero worries or concerns there.

I actually think that the same performance we saw tonight would beat most Premiership teams.  We were in control, coasting a bit here and there but never in any danger and you always had the feeling that there was a little extra which could have been pulled out if needed.  Given that we can only get better, that is very encouraging.
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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2005, 10:50:37 pm »

And after I'd just complimented you on your thread  :-X

That'll teach you, actually I thought you did it after.  Just having a bit of fun mate.

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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2005, 10:56:41 pm »
Big man? Very apt.


You just strike me as someone to be referred to as Big Man...

You could be 4ft 4 and 3 stone for all I know!

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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2005, 11:00:04 pm »
I am sure elements of the press will run with stories along the lines of,

"Liverpool's blushes spared by Gerrard"

"Lucky Liverpool, what would have happened if Gerrard had gone to his rightful place at Chelsea"

etc.
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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2005, 11:15:08 pm »
Hugo Sanchez, erstwhile hero of Real Madrid, once suggested a game should have been called to a halt halfway through, after an amazing goal of his left nowhere for the match to go but down. Blow the whistle, stop the game, crack the champagne.

It was actually the manager Beenhakker who said that. Sanchez probably thought it coz he was a bit of a bighead but it was amazing. Against Logroñes overhead kick from 20 odd yards. I had a great picture of it but it has now disappeared with loads of other crap.
Apart from that spot on article. ;D

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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2005, 11:21:51 pm »
It was actually the manager Beenhakker who said that. Sanchez probably thought it coz he was a bit of a bighead but it was amazing. Against Logroñes overhead kick from 20 odd yards. I had a great picture of it but it has now disappeared with loads of other crap.
Apart from that spot on article. ;D


Yup, now you mention it that sounds right.  :wave

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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2005, 11:29:51 pm »
Hugo Sanchez, erstwhile hero of Real Madrid, once suggested a game should have been called to a halt halfway through, after an amazing goal of his left nowhere for the match to go but down. Blow the whistle, stop the game, crack the champagne.


Just as well that didn't happen 2 months ago! ::) ;) ;D

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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2005, 11:31:47 pm »
Cracking article as usual Paul!

Im not having a go at the article but does anyone else think that a players condition drops dramatically in a short space of time?

It was only seven weeks ago since Istanbul!
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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2005, 11:56:03 pm »
Great to see Vanilla Ice finally given the credit he so richly deserves :wave

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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2005, 12:11:56 am »
Is right Tomko, spot on as per.
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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2005, 12:18:30 am »
Well done Paul!  I always enjoy your great works!

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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2005, 12:43:53 am »
Ice Ice Pauly.....
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2005, 01:06:35 am »
Wish I could say something negative here Paul amonst all the ass kissing  :wave

Seriously though, enjoy your posts - there like addendums to the book, which I'm three quarts the way through...and may I add, I ordered a second copy as a gift for a friend, and it arrived in Australia 3 business days later - woo hoo, superb!!
Seriously, how fucking stupid can this get. Chelsea could not be more lucky. Those stupid fuckers. And Gary Neville who's been making sweet love to them all night and GOD DAMMIT I HATE EVERYTHING. FUCK CHELSEA. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE THEM SO GODDAM MUCH!!!!

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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2005, 01:11:44 am »
Game well summed up.  Nothing glamorous, but nothing really to worry about.  Good read!  :wave
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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2005, 01:23:21 am »
Liverpool were on a hiding to nothing with this fixture. There is not alot to be said. Other that TNS put up a very creditable performance.

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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2005, 03:05:57 am »
The performance is just about right, just what has been expected.  Same for TNS. They are not about to just stand in awe or roll over.   

Nevertheless, one more goal would be nice  :lickin  ;D

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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2005, 04:05:56 am »
rip and welcome back to life... vanilla ice

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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2005, 08:33:35 am »
Is right Tomko, spot on as per.


"Tomko": I like it! :D


Seriously though, enjoy your posts - there like addendums to the book, which I'm three quarts the way through...and may I add, I ordered a second copy as a gift for a friend, and it arrived in Australia 3 business days later - woo hoo, superb!!


Nice to hear it arrived so quickly  :wave

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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2005, 08:36:23 am »
Liverpool were on a hiding to nothing with this fixture. There is not alot to be said. Other that TNS put up a very creditable performance.



Indeed. Obviously they'd been training for this before us, so that helped them - knowing months ago that they had a game mid-July, and having friendlies in the last few weeks. They worked hard, run their socks off, and their keeper saved their blushes, as did our sloppy finishing.

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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2005, 09:13:38 am »
a mythical supergroup containing legends miraculously resurrected from the Great Beyond –– live on TV –– by Jesus Christ: Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Buckley, Janis Joplin, Johnny Cash and, of course, Vanilla Ice.


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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2005, 09:19:25 am »
Is Vanilla Ice dead? Good lord no, say it ain't so.......


No. But his career is...

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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2005, 09:28:50 am »

No. But his career is...

It was like being asked to sing last on the bill, to close a show at a bigger event than Live Aid, directly after the set by a mythical supergroup containing legends miraculously resurrected from the Great Beyond –– live on TV –– by Jesus Christ: Elvis Presley,  Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Johnny Cash and, of course, Vanilla Ice.


'The media has a way of glamorizing what it's like to be a celebrity, and that's where people get the illusion, but the reality of it is much different. I'm not speaking from just my own experiences. Take a look at the track record, it speaks for itself, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Elvis, and lately Kurt Cobain. These celebrities had a hard time dealing with the reality of being famous.'

Spooky...taken from  the great man's own website.
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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2005, 09:42:19 am »
Spooky...taken from  the great man's own website.
Are you Vanilla Ice in disguise, PT?



No, but I can't believe I forgot Kurt C in my list of dead stars!    :butt

But weird stuff...

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« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2005, 09:49:48 am »


No, but I can't believe I forgot Kurt C in my list of dead stars!    :butt

Probably because he'd be massively outclassed by most of the company you mentioned...
As you were.  ;)

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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2005, 10:08:22 am »
I won't ask what you were doing on Vanilla Ice's site  ;)

Nice balanced article Paul - I think some people could have done with reading it towards the end of the match when it became evident that we weren't going to win 27 - 0 so had in their eyes already turned into Vanilla Ice.

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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2005, 11:09:51 am »
Nicely written Paul, and so true about Liverpool needing to make a start , now.

"There are always new targets. Liverpool have much left to achieve, and this team still has almost everything left to prove. The freshly-arrived players, and those on the horizon, have breathed new life and excitement (and belief) into a season that is now, on the night of July 13th 2005, already underway. Some of the best players in the world (and Peter Crouch) have spoken of their dream of representing the club. There's a buzz about the place, and the old cachet is returning; always a fashionable club, but when Luis Figo calls it a dream, you know the gloss is back."

After the degeneration of the last decade, it was going to take a few seasons of rehabilitation to get us amongst the 'elite' again. The exploits in the CL has given us a leap towards achieving that, and a lot is expected of the team this season. It's time to steady the boat and make a concerted effort to the finishing line. Phase II of the Rafalution will see the emergence of a stable and consistent side with occasional thrillers interspersed with a few lethargic games. The ups and down will continue this season, but it will mostly be the former ;D
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Re: TNS Beaten: How Liverpool Followed 'The Great Miracle'
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2005, 11:44:02 am »
"It won't be with us week-in, week-out, and it may only be fleeting, but the real excitement lies ahead."

But that indeed is what true love is all about; anything other other than that is no more than a shag behind the bike shed where names are forgotten, if ever known.

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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2005, 12:13:56 pm »
But that indeed is what true love is all about; anything other other than that is no more than a shag behind the bike shed where names are forgotten, if ever known.



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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2005, 01:16:49 pm »
I thought it was an above average performance, job done effectively. Professional without ever getting out of about second gear. There was the odd flash of the old sparkle, and a few nice touches, but you couldn't really expect a blockbuster.

But enough of the article ;)

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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2005, 01:18:38 pm »
Thank you for that Mr Tomkins, a fantastic read.     :wave

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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2005, 01:22:37 pm »
I thought it was an above average performance, job done effectively. Professional without ever getting out of about second gear. There was the odd flash of the old sparkle, and a few nice touches, but you couldn't really expect a blockbuster.

But enough of the article ;)

Good stuff as ever, Mr T


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« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2005, 01:22:12 am »
Thank you Paul, highly readable report.  8)
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« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2005, 05:39:24 am »
Well written, well read ;)

Hehe.....I agree with 80 to 90% of it ;) it's going to be a great season...
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