Author Topic: Facebook (Read 31220 times)

lauz · « **Reply #40 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:41:39 pm »

couples are the worst, i have at least two couples that post on each others wall in what they'd say in a pivate text, such as don't forget the baked beans on the way home, or another one is 'so sorry i can't be there on your birthday as your wife' blah blah blah hate PDA.

Enemy · « **Reply #41 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:47:19 pm »

The worst was when my neighbour posted a picture of her new top. Unfortunately she's quite fat and had tight as hell joggers on with the worst camel toe I've ever seen in my entire life. It was quite nauseating.

Enemy · « **Reply #42 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:48:56 pm »

Quote from: lauz on February 8, 2012, 01:41:39 pm

couples are the worst, i have at least two couples that post on each others wall in what they'd say in a pivate text, such as don't forget the baked beans on the way home, or another one is 'so sorry i can't be there on your birthday as your wife' blah blah blah hate PDA.

I only post gross coupley statuses etc. whenever someone on facebook puts up a status about how much they hate coupley statuses. Their annoyance is brilliant.

lauz · « **Reply #43 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:54:14 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on February 8, 2012, 01:48:56 pm

I only post gross coupley statuses etc. whenever someone on facebook puts up a status about how much they hate coupley statuses. Their annoyance is brilliant.

I do the same for when someone rants about baby pictures and people liking their own status'. Winds people up no doubt! Although I'm not stupid enough to complain on fb about such things.

ohh also another thing is mums that don't work that put their working status as 'full time mummy' or 'stay at home mum' as opposed to what? 'part time mum full time nurse'?

INABITSKI · « **Reply #44 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:56:55 pm »

Quote from: lauz on February 8, 2012, 01:54:14 pm

I do the same for when someone rants about baby pictures and people liking their own status'. Winds people up no doubt! Although I'm not stupid enough to complain on fb about such things.

ohh also another thing is mums that don't work that put their working status as 'full time mummy' or 'stay at home mum' as opposed to what? 'part time mum full time nurse'?

Lad at work does this. You then take the piss about whatever he was mentioning, he replies, then likes his own response comment.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #45 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:58:06 pm »

"So and So has tagged you in 75 photos"

Fuck off and just let me have a few pints, get rat arsed, have a kebab and fuck off home, without you capturing each and every stage of the process.

Fucking hate people wandering around nightclubs with cameras.

"Hey Sir, would you like your photo taken?"

"No thanks"

"It'll be up on our Facebook page"

"What you mean is, I'll be tagged in it, which will then appear on my wall so all my friends and visitors can see that I've been to this club, thus giving you free advertising without me earning a dime. Business head says no".

Enemy · « **Reply #46 on:** February 8, 2012, 01:58:30 pm »

Quote from: lauz on February 8, 2012, 01:54:14 pm

I do the same for when someone rants about baby pictures and people liking their own status'. Winds people up no doubt! Although I'm not stupid enough to complain on fb about such things.

ohh also another thing is mums that don't work that put their working status as 'full time mummy' or 'stay at home mum' as opposed to what? 'part time mum full time nurse'?

I love the one like this: I have the most varied and hard job in the world. I am a cleaner, I am a cook, I do the school run, I do the laundry, I wipie up all the tears, I look after the sick, I blah blah blah. I am a mother. Repost if you're a mother!!!1111'

Yes, being a mother is hard and I respect all you do but stfu.

FernandoSusoLFC · « **Reply #47 on:** February 8, 2012, 03:12:23 pm »

I recently went on an unsubcribing spree I unfollowed every meff in my TL and it updates every 3 days of the people I want to here.

Not just your bellend who's gone out and put a status as " NOT DRINKING EVER AGAIN " 12 hours later " ON IT WITH THE GIRLS <3333 xx L.L.Love "

Just die.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #48 on:** February 8, 2012, 03:17:56 pm »

Its turned everyone crazy. True story

Two girls i know go for a night out, together. Standing in a bar, drinking in town, this is what they did on there status.

louise - "out with , kerry in town"
kerry "yeah , having a boss night"
louise "love it girl, go the bar"

etc etc etc etc, it went on for ages. So instead of just turning to each other and having a conversation, they did it, on facebook, while out, in town, having a bevvie.

Some people needs locking up.

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #49 on:** February 8, 2012, 04:07:53 pm »

I hide status updates from lots of people. Defriending them could potentially be a bit awkward if I'm likely to actually see them face-to-face again, but hiding their updates does the job.

scatman · « **Reply #50 on:** February 8, 2012, 04:45:46 pm »

Quote from: SalisburyRed on February 8, 2012, 04:07:53 pm

I hide status updates from lots of people. Defriending them could potentially be a bit awkward if I'm likely to actually see them face-to-face again, but hiding their updates does the job.

aye it's a very good tool that many don't use, I've removed and unfollowed a lot of peoples statuses etc, doesnt mean you've defriended them just means you dont see their crap

lauz · « **Reply #51 on:** February 8, 2012, 04:49:09 pm »

I do it a lot with the annoying people, but some people have 'shit life syndrome' so they have very interesting facebook time lines.

mazlo123 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 8, 2012, 04:58:51 pm »

People who treat their pets as if they are their babys, constanly putting up pics of the pet's (especially dog people) with stupid captions.

Ie *Picture of dog looking through glass panel in door* Comment underneath "Please let me in mommy"

If you spent more time walking the dog and less time talking pictures of it sitting on your fat arse maybe someone would give you some loving and the slim chance of an actual child you sad daft bint!

JonnyDubb · « **Reply #53 on:** February 8, 2012, 05:31:30 pm »

Got 41 friends, consisting of
4 family members
3 workmates
2 "friends"
The rest are people I knew from uni but haven't seen since. And I'm constantly getting updates of their jet-set lifestyles. "Ben added 300 new photos to the album Miami holiday 2011" or "Just arrived in Maldives". I don't even know these people any more but I hate them and I want to know how these constant holidays are funded. Facebook allowed me to get back in contact with old friends only to breed contempt for them. However, I wouldn't be able to stalk my ex without it so every cloud, I guess.

arnaldo · « **Reply #54 on:** February 8, 2012, 06:52:49 pm »

What about the twitter wannabes. People who end their status with the like of #hesafuckinglegend. Fuck aff to twitter

quinny · « **Reply #55 on:** February 8, 2012, 06:55:45 pm »

Quote from: mazlo123 on February 8, 2012, 04:58:51 pm

People who treat their pets as if they are their babys, constanly putting up pics of the pet's (especially dog people) with stupid captions.

Ie *Picture of dog looking through glass panel in door* Comment underneath "Please let me in mommy"

If you spent more time walking the dog and less time talking pictures of it sitting on your fat arse maybe someone would give you some loving and the slim chance of an actual child you sad daft bint!

Some people I know have given their pets their own profile on Facebook. A couple have even put them in relationships with their mates pets. They probably think they're being funny and quirky, but everyone else (I hope) thinks it's fecking weird.

downtown · « **Reply #56 on:** February 8, 2012, 07:35:42 pm »

just off my home page:

Status --> happy first anniversary of being single to me (from a day ago)

54 likes

cissepower · « **Reply #57 on:** February 9, 2012, 09:18:51 am »

Quote from: downtown on February 8, 2012, 07:35:42 pm

just off my home page:

Status --> happy first anniversary of being single to me (from a day ago)

54 likes

Congrats

rusty-la · « **Reply #58 on:** February 9, 2012, 09:26:16 am »

Quote from: JonnyDubb on February 8, 2012, 05:31:30 pm

Got 41 friends, consisting of
4 family members
3 workmates
2 "friends"
The rest are people I knew from uni but haven't seen since. And I'm constantly getting updates of their jet-set lifestyles. "Ben added 300 new photos to the album Miami holiday 2011" or "Just arrived in Maldives". I don't even know these people any more but I hate them and I want to know how these constant holidays are funded. Facebook allowed me to get back in contact with old friends only to breed contempt for them. However, I wouldn't be able to stalk my ex without it so every cloud, I guess.

That is rather good young man.

GBF · « **Reply #59 on:** February 9, 2012, 09:41:25 am »

you forgot the "Youtube DJ" who constantly put a video

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #60 on:** February 9, 2012, 09:43:12 am »

Photo lifters
Hopeless romantics
SMS linguists. Bloody hate them more than the other two.

Also, is it true that if I hide updates from a friend, my updates dont go to him as well?

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #61 on:** February 9, 2012, 09:53:47 am »

I hate it, I just really hate it. All these c*nts just posting pictures of their lives instead of actually enjoying the moment. "Hey, here's me travelling in Asia", "Hey, here's a picture of me travelling in Asia posing by a tree", "Hey, here's a picture of me travelling in Asia posing next to a rock that was by the tree but it's a different picture because I'm pulling a duck face with a confused look pointing at the rock".

Facebook is just one big boast about whatever you're doing with yourself and I dread to think what information can be captured from it from authorities in years to come with the amount of people who feel it necessary to give the site all of their information from what hospital they were born in, where they live now, what school/uni they went to, where they're posting from, and I imagine that through all the pictures that sometime in the future there will be some sort of facial recognition system in place so that photos tag themselves.

It's a pile of wank. I mean really, who ACTUALLY feels the need to link your PS3/Xbox360 to your fucking Facebook to tell people your score in computer games?

Kopite B205 · « **Reply #62 on:** February 9, 2012, 10:15:25 am »

I think you all want to lighten up a little.

downtown · « **Reply #63 on:** February 9, 2012, 12:21:55 pm »

Quote from: cissepower on February 9, 2012, 09:18:51 am

Congrats

congrats to my Polish frien indeed. Amazing accomplishment by her

scatman · « **Reply #64 on:** February 9, 2012, 02:11:06 pm »

Quote from: downtown on February 9, 2012, 12:21:55 pm

congrats to my Polish frien indeed. Amazing accomplishment by her

is she hot? pics please? and name

ghost1359 · « **Reply #65 on:** February 12, 2012, 01:45:29 am »

'Now I'm all up for the bants at the best of times but I'll never get why people are so quick to make jokes when someone DIES? When families are destroyed, left without mothers and wifes, if the first thing that comes to your mind is a cheap and quite frankly, shit joke, you ought to have a good look in the mirror. RIP Whitney Houston, gone but never forgotten. Legend. ♥'

How to take someone's death & spin it so you get the attention. Classic person in question. I hate Facebook.

rushyman · « **Reply #66 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:08:08 am »

The Social Commentator

View on absolutely everything and everyone must hear as it is THE perspective to have on said topic or a cunning masterful take on a topic that you hadnt thought of. Total know it all and if anyone challenges these views they are met with patronising/obnoxious response

rushyman · « **Reply #67 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:11:13 am »

Quote from: ghost1359 on February 12, 2012, 01:45:29 am

'Now I'm all up for the bants at the best of times but I'll never get why people are so quick to make jokes when someone DIES? When families are destroyed, left without mothers and wifes, if the first thing that comes to your mind is a cheap and quite frankly, shit joke, you ought to have a good look in the mirror. RIP Whitney Houston, gone but never forgotten. Legend. ♥'

How to take someone's death & spin it so you get the attention. Classic person in question. I hate Facebook.

Christ thats so like someone I know. Everything he says is geared to make himself look like this absolute perfect stand up human being

The irony of it is hes a fucking massive wanker. Yet there are a lot who fall for it

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #68 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:26:52 am »

I have married status, just to see people's reaction, specially when I just add them. MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Aristotle · « **Reply #69 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:28:37 am »

Where's the 60 year old beige overcoat wearing pevert that claims to be a 13 year old girl?

And Could He Play · « **Reply #70 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:29:56 am »

someone has just put this on facebook

Goin try gt fw hrz kip

Azi · « **Reply #71 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:44:49 am »

people that put on their fb status x is such a dick so then someone will ask what's up and that person will say what's up ? and she replies i will dm you

what the fuck if ure going to air your sex life in public tell us all the info dont tell us bits then hide the rest

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #72 on:** February 12, 2012, 02:52:51 am »

Quote from: Azi on February 12, 2012, 02:44:49 am

people that put on their fb status x is such a dick so then someone will ask what's up and that person will say what's up ? and she replies i will dm you

what the fuck if ure going to air your sex life in public tell us all the info dont tell us bits then hide the rest

Always winds me up to no end, most who do this on my time line are 17-18 year old girls who added me as my parents know their parents and I have seen them once or twice in my entire life, kinda love their stupidity to be honest, always gives me a good laugh in the shitty days like today for example

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #73 on:** February 12, 2012, 04:25:42 am »

So glad this has turned into what Facebook types are total arseholes who should fuck off! My number one type - and it was a struggle to narrow it down, let me tell you - are the ones that have Facebook.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #74 on:** February 12, 2012, 05:47:56 pm »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on February 12, 2012, 04:25:42 am

So glad this has turned into what Facebook types are total arseholes who should fuck off! My number one type - and it was a struggle to narrow it down, let me tell you - are the ones that have Facebook.

just friend requested you.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #75 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:01:30 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on February 12, 2012, 05:47:56 pm

just friend requested you.

I just invited you to my Nigerian ranch.

macca007 · « **Reply #76 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:15:38 pm »

The people who have started spelling cant with a fucking R in it. Carnt. Thick as fuck twats. If you say it, it makes you sound like a west country hill billy. I can understand why some people use text speak when they wanted to fit more into a text and to make it quicker but adding in extra letters to a simple word is just plain retarded and I can imagine you lick windows regularly.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #77 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:25:07 pm »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on February 12, 2012, 06:01:30 pm

I just invited you to my Nigerian ranch.

SHF's is already on his way, via Easyjet. Post on your wall when he arrives.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #78 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:55:21 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on February 12, 2012, 06:25:07 pm

SHF's is already on his way, via Easyjet. Post on your wall when he arrives.

and leave evidence? Next you'll want the coordinates to his future unmarked grave!

And Could He Play · « **Reply #79 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:58:24 pm »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on February 12, 2012, 06:55:21 pm

and leave evidence? Next you'll want the coordinates to his future unmarked grave!

oooh a game kinda like a treasure map.