Topic: Shanklyboy's and Fat Scousers ( Leo who's still alive ) auld arse thread

[Fat Scouser]

we all did.Loving this thread,why have I just found it...

Cos yer a mod. If yer snitch on us, we'll kill yer. But, get on this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXd25Jqi7G0&feature=related

Just found it. That's why I love this thread. Just sitting here, listening to a few sounds, come across this. No one better than this gang to run it past. I think it's moody meself, but can't make me mind up... is that our John or what?

Don't think so meself, but I still enjoyed it.

[casey]

bliadhna mhath ur!  To all the auld arses , hope you carry on the keeping me smiling in 2011.

[Pheeny]

Leo you're a twat but a loveable one.

[Pheeny]

we also need to get Steve "Rushian" on here.Might be another mod but almost as sound as me...

[Fat Scouser]

Leo you're a twat but a loveable one.

Is right. But did you like that song or what?

[Pheeny]

Is right. But did you like that song or what?

found it a bit strange as I was thinking one min it was John and the next not.Will listen again as I got distracted by something else on the site.

[Fat Scouser]

found it a bit strange as I was thinking one min it was John and the next not.Will listen again as I got distracted by something else on the site.

It's not John, but it's still boss.

I'm just sitting here, playing some songs and getting drunk. I thought I'd put that one in here for a laugh. But I like it anyway.

[Pheeny]

out of interest why is this thread in the LFC forum and not off topic.If it had been moved I'd have seen it ages ago

[Mutton Geoff]

Why am I called fat... it's because I was born on the day food rationing got stopped.

trying to work out if that was before 51 or after fats,?

 good to see your name back here by the way!

right before i give the scotch a caning happy new year to all you guys even the mods!

[Fat Scouser]

out of interest why is this thread in the LFC forum and not off topic.If it had been moved I'd have seen it ages ago

Fuckinell, you mods are now blaming us old bastards for your slowness. You berra shape up Pheeney lad, or you'll be sucking Worthers with the other aul fella.

[Fat Scouser]

Right got to take a break. Just want to say though... crying shame about Avi. I rated that lad. He was unlucky enough to be around when we was great there, but I always thought he was a player meself. Probably younger than most of us in here. Shame that, proper shame.

[Pheeny]

Fuckinell, you mods are now blaming us old bastards for your slowness. You berra shape up Pheeney lad, or you'll be sucking Worthers with the other aul fella.

been sucking them for ages mate.Hence me missing this thread

[Pheeny]

Right got to take a break. Just want to say though... crying shame about Avi. I rated that lad. He was unlucky enough to be around when we was great there, but I always thought he was a player meself. Probably younger than most of us in here. Shame that, proper shame.

2nd that.

[Jagged Princess]

only from a select few though.    

Ah see more cliques

[Jagged Princess]

You buy the wool, I'll knit it, or well... get JP to.

So I'm the auld arse lackey 

[rhylred]

in work at 6-30 am tomorrow,going to the game tomorrow afternoon,also starting me 54th year in less than 3 hours,dont know what depresses me the most,anyways happy new year lads and lasses

[SmithdownAndy]

Right I'm all dollied up and I'm off, I look a fucking million dollars if I say so meself.

Quick one before I go, just had a text off me mate saying NESV are looking for someone to replace the auld get, don't know if it's true or what. Let's hope so, have a great night me little tiddlywinks see youse tomorrow

[john_mac]

out of interest why is this thread in the LFC forum and not off topic.If it had been moved I'd have seen it ages ago

Should be in a forum on its own, by invite only, invites based on whether yer remember the Clangers and Rocky O'Rourke!

[Jagged Princess]

Should be in a forum on its own, by invite only, invites based on whether yer remember the Clangers and Rocky O'Rourke!

John change the Clangers to Bill & Ben and I'll agree, 'cos I can't remember them.

Right I'm all dollied up and I'm off, I look a fucking million dollars if I say so meself.

  bloody good these webcams

[Dr. Beaker]

Unbelievable that Fats. But how can they not be traced. I couldn't even register with my home email for some reason - I had to use me work one. I thought that was because me home one being a @yahoo thing meant it couldn't be traced. I'd even get the police onto that, the cowardly fuckers.

Mind you it's probably CHOPPER - seems to have it in for fat bastards going to the ground an' all that.

By the way I hope you decant that port properly, ie through yer 'I Love Kenny' y-fronts, to keep all that nasty sediment out.

Went to Porto once or twice - love the place. Went round all the big port caves across the river. Went for a traditional Portuguese meal in the arl scruffy part of town, Ribera (I think it's called) with the bird I was with at the time. I find their food a bit bland but I thought I'd test her mettle. I ended up with some bland boiled veggies and big grey slab of bland boiled meat. She got more or less the same except her meat was a huge steaming, spherical, grey pulsating bull's bollock. She ate it though. I had to dump her shortly after that. That's last time I'll ever take a bird to a surprise ball.

Anyway, all the smelly vest to all our readers, old and new, old and young, extreme and moderate.

[Pheeny]

Should be in a forum on its own, by invite only, invites based on whether yer remember the Clangers and Rocky O'Rourke!

John mate this thread seems like the old "RAWK chatroom" where we all met all them years ago, all we need now is shazz and liverlady to join us...

[Fat Scouser]

been sucking them for ages mate.Hence me missing this thread

And a few teeth

[Fat Scouser]

Should be in a forum on its own, by invite only, invites based on whether yer remember the Clangers and Rocky O'Rourke!

Clangers... for fucks sake mate, you're talking to the fellas who muffined the mule.

[Fat Scouser]

So I'm the auld arse lackey 

Pretty much.
And don't you start either Doc, you've only got one arm.... just about my heavy, you lad.

[rhylred]

John mate this thread seems like the old "RAWK chatroom" where we all met all them years ago, all we need now is shazz and liverlady to join us...

had the pleasure of meeting liverlady in naples,think the drinking session in the ultras bar in the piazza bellini after the game finished about 5-30 am..

[Dr. Beaker]

Pretty much.
And don't you start either Doc, you've only got one arm.... just about my heavy, you lad.

I know, the other one's as much use as JAR's right leg.

[Jagged Princess]

Hey Pheeny, you know the next time FATS is naughty, rather than ban him and this thread drop to Page 2, could you not just change his UN as punishment?

[Fat Scouser]

PS, Doc, you are correct sir... The last time I really enjoyed a Libpool away was Porto. Fantastic place and people. It was brilliant. I'll tell the full story in here sometime. But I think I got that boiled bollack an all, but it did look nice on the picture on the menu.

Fucking Rafa Benitez, what a twat. Barcelona, Madrid, Porto... fuck that. I'm changing me passport for a zone ticket. I'm sick of that foreign muck.

[Pheeny]

Clangers... for fucks sake mate, you're talking to the fellas who muffined the mule.

Leo you'd have loved the old chat room .Except for "Ben RAWK founder" I was probably the youngest in there .We had some good nights and ended up meeting on a few occasions.In fact half of the mod team is made up from them nights or through connections...

[Fat Scouser]

Leo you'd have loved the old chat room .Except for "Ben RAWK founder" I was probably the youngest in there .We had some good nights and ended up meeting on a few occasions.In fact half of the mod team is made up from them nights or through connections...

As I said earlier mate, I only ended up commenting in here after Athens. I'd read it for a good while though. I won't name them, but I enjoyed their take on things LFC. A pleasure from the usual media bollacks. Then I jumped in because the bunkers was getting slagged. I know it's wrong. I know why. But no Tarquin from Chester should be getting all holier than thou. Not right, but in honesty, I'll do it again. I said that and rightly got leathered for it. But, well... time passing isn't progress. I'm sitting listening to things from the 60's and drinking 20 minute old port. Give me Bill, Bob, Joe, Kenny, Rafa, even Roy, I liked our Roy despite he's frailties, anyday of the week.

[Pheeny]

had the pleasure of meeting liverlady in naples,think the drinking session in the ultras bar in the piazza bellini after the game finished about 5-30 am..

liverdady is a class lady,met her several times,she even brought me and my lad S&V crisps to Auxere....

[Pheeny]

As I said earlier mate, I only ended up commenting in here after Athens. I'd read it for a good while though. I won't name them, but I enjoyed their take on things LFC. A pleasure from the usual media bollacks. Then I jumped in because the bunkers was getting slagged. I know it's wrong. I know why. But no Tarquin from Chester should be getting all holier than thou. Not right, but in honesty, I'll do it again. I said that and rightly got leathered for it. But, well... time passing isn't progress. I'm sitting listening to things from the 60's and drinking 20 minute old port. Give me Bill, Bob, Joe, Kenny, Rafa, even Roy, I liked our Roy despite he's frailties, anyday of the week.

spot on mate and that's not with my mod hat on.We all think the same,Just askin for a little restrain for the young ones...

[casey]

Got through a few pages of catch up there after me dinner. The other one's gone mental... fucking lettuce, no ale, no bread, and all that melarkey from tommora. Does me head, there's not a fucking pick on her and it won't last a week. But fuck that, I just made sure I insulated meself for a few days. But anyway, here's what happened from my point of view...
Someone, who shall remain nameless, PM'd me telling me to look in that thread. I can't even remember what it was called. I read some of the drivel and said me piece...
I can't understand why some people go out of there way to come on here everyday and slag off a man that gave them probably the most memorable and exciting single moment in their Liverpool supporting lives.

I went on a bit, about how the lad had not only gave us Istanbul, Cardiff and Athens. I said how much pride he'd brought back to us, how he loved us, and how he'd fought for us.

I stand by that. I love the fella and will always be grateful to him for that. And I said, I just couldn't understand why or how anyone would want to constantly attack the fella, even to the point of telling lies about him.

I'd like to find the post and stick it in here. It wasn't that long. And I just basically said, I don't want to be associated with people like that just because they had decided to follow the same football club as me. I stand by that. Them pricks are nothing to do with me. And that was it. I left it at that. But the next thing the usual suspects done their thing.

Okay, I'm a knobhead and I shouldn't bite. And I accept that there's rules on here, but seeing the alehouse analogy has been banded about...
If it was in the boozer, I would chin them. I'm no hard case. I'm not acting like one on a bloody keyboard, but you can believe that... I would chin them, and I have in the past anyway.

Never said that on here before, because I don't like talking like that. But there's a few people on here that seen that prick walking round Madrid with a fat lip. And I feel like a divvy talking like this now, but well, there you go.

So, I'll try to behave meself or choose me insults a bit more carefully. But I still won't stand for that from snide bastards like them.

I got told I could get back on if I emailed and appologised. Well, I'm not trying to wind up any of the mods here, even the fella that banned me, but I didn't and I won't. I emailed and explained me stance, but no fucking way did I appologise and I still don't. There's some people on here that need telling what they are.

I get death threats now and have since the fight against H&G. Rafa arse licker and all that melarkey I'm called. One soft twat even threatens me grankids. The mods know that because I asked them to trace the email address they are coming from.

Fair play to them, they tried but couldn't. I have no problem with the mods on here. In fact, I see a lot of them are trying to take shelter in here. They know the dance. And on the occasions I've been banned, I know I gave them no choice. But I'm not going to toe the line like some naughty schoolboy.

I actually first ever commented on RAWK when people were getting all holier than thou about the people that bunked in in Athens. I'd only ever read things on here up till then. I liked reading some people's views rather than that shit in the papers. Well, I bunked in in Athens. I know it's wrong, and I know exactly why people are so against it now. But the fact is, I grew up bunking into the pen, then the kop, and every other ground I went to. We're all of that age group. You know what I mean. I now it's not right, but I've been to every European Cup final and I only ever had a ticket to one, Istanbul, and I kopped for that outside the ground...
face value, off a dead good scouse lad, and I got the ticket cos the lad who had it was dead, but they'd brought his ashes to the ground. I've told that story in here before. I'm not laying it on with a trowel and it's not about me, but them lads are the type of people I'm proud to be associated with. And you people in here know the dance. We mightn't all be cut from the same cloth, but we all know the craic. I'm not even saying I'm an alright lad, but I won't take that shit from people that I'd like to call a really bad name... even though I only said the word like saying knobhead or tithead. And that was obvious.

So, that's what happened. That's where I stand. I could go on, but I had to think if I even wanted to post this or just say nothing and have a laugh. But fuck it... it's getting posted and that's the end of it far as I'm concerned.

Que the piss taking replies....

Legend Leo.

Must admit there are a few, that will remain nameless I would love to chin as you put it.  And dont let the fact I'm a girly make you think I couldn'tor wouldn't.

Glad you're back with us have a good New Year.

[rafa_thebosphorus]

god where do i start....keep yer hair on pheeny im not starting starting.

i got barred out in mcwhopper fallout last week for trying to be a schmart arse, but all the crap is only because of the cancers.
no one can say if even half the money spent on interest had been spent on the team instead that we wouldnt of been better.
enough to win the league ? no one can say for certain either way cos it never happened.

but the cancers are gone
and then i read about death threats to people who were at the forefront, fuck me
 broughton got a gong today when its the real people like fats and the rest who should be getting recognised not fucking deathtreats.
thou im sure if they offered you a sir fats youd be telling them to shove it where the sun dont shine (down the east lancs)(sorry johnno)
and pheeny getting them too, fucking hell, thats the fall out from the cancers like i said
what a world we live in
thank fuck for this haven of sanity

the last lingering stench of em will be gone soon too, hopefully before i take me chrissy decs down
and hopefully all we'll be arguing over if our next new winger is better than barnesy,bamber or thommo and the like.


thanks to all of you who make this place what it is (including you lot pheeny)

and happy new year to all you old buggers and buggerettes


hope this not too downbeat but im not playing 'the only way is up' or 'things can only get better'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaNzxniXxYE

[Jagged Princess]

Right I've finished the auld arse's housework, put the knitting down and now I'm being beer carrier for myself with my 2nd tumbler of Bailey's  so I've a question for you Leo & Tony, how did you come to live in Bournemouth & Belgium?

[john_mac]

Except for "Ben RAWK founder" I was probably the youngest in there

come on Tony, that really is taking the piss!

[Fat Scouser]

spot on mate and that's not with my mod hat on.We all think the same,Just askin for a little restrain for the young ones...

Just twat acting mate. I know you're not modding it, or I'd have called you Paul Weller.

Crap jokes aside, it's alright in here. I don't want to say it, but... good folks in here. Wait until that Shanklyboy fella starts posting pictures...
Tonight Mathew... I will be Bessie Bradock.

And Gobshoite will be tapping he's toes on the footrail getting a cob on. Vic, well, I love Vic. De Niro will be plinkety plinking horses heads into curry and chips. JP will be cleaning up. And Andy will be telling us all he is old and pressing he's baldy crust against the screen to prove it.

It's sound in here, great tales, great people. It's like having a bevvie in the flat iron only on the keyboard.

[Jagged Princess]

Just twat acting mate. I know you're not modding it, or I'd have called you Paul Weller.

Crap jokes aside, it's alright in here. I don't want to say it, but... good folks in here. Wait until that Shanklyboy fella starts posting pictures...
Tonight Mathew... I will be Bessie Bradock.

And Gobshoite will be tapping he's toes on the footrail getting a cob on. Vic, well, I love Vic. De Niro will be plinkety plinking horses heads into curry and chips. JP will be cleaning up. And Andy will be telling us all he is old and pressing he's baldy crust against the screen to prove it.

It's sound in here, great tales, great people. It's like having a bevvie in the flat iron only on the keyboard.

You know Leo, I love Vic, think he's the most quick witted fella here, his one liner's are brilliant, he just goes round the site dropping them. 

[Pheeny]

come on Tony, that really is taking the piss!

Thought you'd like that .

[Fat Scouser]

You know Leo, I love Vic, think he's the most quick witted fella here, his one liner's are brilliant, he just goes round the site dropping them. 

Don't be saying that. The old bugger will believe it, and we all know his best mate, Shelovesyou, is quicker and Vic is still wearing Bill's aul shirts when he goes out for a bevvy and has to look posh.