It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Crosby Nick never fails.
Messi in fact doesn't have a recognizable trait.
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.