At least we have xmas smilies but i fucking hate xmas so go shove a sausage up a turkeys hoop , dress like tits , drink loads , get skint , get fat , waste money on relatives you would rather carve up than the fat turkey on ya table , burn the spouts and drink the boiling hot goose fat from the roast potatoes and writhe in pain.
P.s , dont forget to get so drunk you piss all over ya nan as the queens speech is droning on...
Merry Christmas all