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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #80 on: October 8, 2016, 04:53:12 pm »
Wayne Rooney will be England's holding midfielder today... That's according to his manager anyway. http://bbc.in/2d2oi73

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #81 on: October 8, 2016, 04:57:01 pm »
What's a Dab Cam?
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #82 on: October 8, 2016, 04:57:07 pm »
What time is kick-off?
Really?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #83 on: October 8, 2016, 04:57:29 pm »
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #84 on: October 8, 2016, 04:58:35 pm »
Really?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #85 on: October 8, 2016, 04:58:44 pm »
There is a Dab Cam at Wembley today. Shoot me now.



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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #86 on: October 8, 2016, 05:02:43 pm »
Rooney :lmao

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #87 on: October 8, 2016, 05:02:49 pm »
Fatty sets up a Malta counter

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #88 on: October 8, 2016, 05:02:52 pm »
Really?

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Seems like most on here like Union - very little talk about league, must be southerners LOL
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #89 on: October 8, 2016, 05:04:20 pm »
sloppy from rooney there.

God please let Rooney play in midfield next Monday!

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #90 on: October 8, 2016, 05:05:02 pm »
I dont get how the someone as average as Lingard is called for national team,he is player of quality lower premier league club.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #91 on: October 8, 2016, 05:06:20 pm »
Rooney :lmao

He shouldn't be starting. Even if he were Maltese, he shouldn't be starting for Malta. The fat fuck.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #92 on: October 8, 2016, 05:06:29 pm »
Seems like most on here like Union - very little talk about league, must be southerners LOL

Only fatties like Union. I mean you seen the state of 'em?  :D

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #93 on: October 8, 2016, 05:08:04 pm »
ROOOONNNNEEEEEYYYYY!

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #94 on: October 8, 2016, 05:08:36 pm »
Erm? Jesse Lingard? Now an international footballer? Good grief.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #95 on: October 8, 2016, 05:08:41 pm »
Tyldesley should stop commentating on England games when Rooney plays
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #96 on: October 8, 2016, 05:09:01 pm »
Only fatties like Union. I mean you seen the state of 'em?  :D

Posh people can afford to eat more, its all them foie gras and swan sandwiches
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #97 on: October 8, 2016, 05:09:54 pm »
Seems like most on here like Union - very little talk about league, must be southerners LOL
That's coz they're all..un athletic types...like the players. ;D
Only fatties like Union. I mean you seen the state of 'em?  :D
See. ;D
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #98 on: October 8, 2016, 05:12:16 pm »
Really?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #99 on: October 8, 2016, 05:12:33 pm »
I don't get playing Rooney in midfield.

Why is Lingard in the squad too?

Cahill starting too.  :o
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #100 on: October 8, 2016, 05:13:09 pm »
You must really be proud on Wayne Rooney cause he is from Liverpool and all that,living legend he is. ;)
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #101 on: October 8, 2016, 05:13:57 pm »
Nobody answered my questions in time, so now I'm not watching it, I'm washing my bike. That better?;D
Good save, J. My scoots dirty too. ;D
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

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"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #102 on: October 8, 2016, 05:14:02 pm »
I dont get how the someone as average as Lingard is called for national team,he is player of quality lower premier league club.

We all know the answer to that mate.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #103 on: October 8, 2016, 05:14:41 pm »
I love how all these pundits, commentators, journalists and ex players are so desperate for Wooney to have a good game, it's almost like their whole right to exist and spout shit depends on it.



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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #104 on: October 8, 2016, 05:14:59 pm »
You must really be proud on Wayne Rooney cause he is from Liverpool and all that,living legend he is.

He looks like he could play union - hes that fat
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #105 on: October 8, 2016, 05:16:50 pm »
Posh people can afford to eat more, its all them foie gras and swan sandwiches
:lmao
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"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #106 on: October 8, 2016, 05:17:52 pm »
Swashbuckling football from England so far. An avalanche of goals appears to be mere seconds away.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #107 on: October 8, 2016, 05:18:48 pm »
So whats happening in the footie?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #108 on: October 8, 2016, 05:20:15 pm »
Dunno why anyone expects England to hammer these. Italy only beat them 1-0 home and away.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #109 on: October 8, 2016, 05:20:22 pm »
Lingard has an air shot, Hoddle says it is great technique.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #110 on: October 8, 2016, 05:21:06 pm »
How come Monaco dont have national team,all other minnows in Europe have,even Gibraltar.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #111 on: October 8, 2016, 05:21:50 pm »
So whats happening in the footie?

Malta are sitting back. They're not so much playing a counter-attacking style as they are watching the ball bounce awkwardly off the blubber of the grossly fat English captain.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #112 on: October 8, 2016, 05:21:56 pm »
Terrific save to deny Alli.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #113 on: October 8, 2016, 05:21:57 pm »
Damn Danny haha

Hendo bossing this

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #114 on: October 8, 2016, 05:22:07 pm »
Lingard in the 11, fucking hell.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #115 on: October 8, 2016, 05:23:24 pm »
People actually pay to go to watch this?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #116 on: October 8, 2016, 05:23:45 pm »
Fat scumbag. Should be a red

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #117 on: October 8, 2016, 05:24:16 pm »
Awful tackle. What the fuck the ref saw there I'll never know, he was looking straight at it.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #118 on: October 8, 2016, 05:24:30 pm »
Too fat to react and lunged in.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #119 on: October 8, 2016, 05:24:39 pm »
Rooney could get away with murder.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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