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just changed the battery in the kitchen clock

been meaning to do it for ages - was quite happy to remember that whatever that clock said it was always 15 minutes later than it was

Jiminy Cricket · « **Reply #5293 on:** April 20, 2023, 04:55:54 pm »

Quote from: liverbloke on April 20, 2023, 07:40:04 am

just changed the battery in the kitchen clock

been meaning to do it for ages - was quite happy to remember that whatever that clock said it was always 15 minutes later than it was

Like my wife, who refuses to correct that clock in her car because she knows by how many hours and minutes it is out, and changing it to the correct time would fuck her up.

liverbloke · « **Reply #5294 on:** April 21, 2023, 09:16:44 am »

Quote from: Jiminy Cricket on April 20, 2023, 04:55:54 pm

Like my wife, who refuses to correct that clock in her car because she knows by how many hours and minutes it is out, and changing it to the correct time would fuck her up.

ha ha - my girl also knows her alarm clock is well out but she always sets it knowing that she'll have more time than the clock actually says

i've offered to fix it but been told firmly not to

AlphaDelta · « **Reply #5295 on:** April 21, 2023, 02:44:34 pm »

Haven't left the house since Monday morning.

ToneLa · « **Reply #5296 on:** April 21, 2023, 06:45:01 pm »

Having a few pints after a week of work

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #5297 on:** April 21, 2023, 06:48:56 pm »

No eggs are available for my shopping delivery.

jambutty · « **Reply #5298 on:** April 22, 2023, 11:51:31 am »

Why do brown eggs seem to have thinner shells than white?

Red Beret · « **Reply #5299 on:** April 22, 2023, 01:47:54 pm »

I've learned I'm less likely to cut myself shaving if I don't use a mirror.

ToneLa · « **Reply #5300 on:** April 22, 2023, 01:55:43 pm »

Getting a haircut.

Well, I am waiting for one

Does it count yet? If not, I am just sitting down

jambutty · « **Reply #5301 on:** April 22, 2023, 02:01:11 pm »

I have to get me gf to pluck the white hairs from me eyebrows.

I pull 3 dark for every white one.

liverbloke · « **Reply #5302 on:** April 22, 2023, 02:39:51 pm »

Quote from: Red Beret on April 22, 2023, 01:47:54 pm

I've learned I'm less likely to cut myself shaving if I don't use a mirror.

...

i've learned i'm less likely to cut myself if i don't shave

Boston always unofficial · « **Reply #5303 on:** April 24, 2023, 06:58:05 pm »

The Tumble Dryer just made that bing bing sound that means laundry is done.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #5304 on:** May 1, 2023, 08:07:37 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on March 19, 2023, 05:31:00 pm

Went the car wash this morning. Sainsburys. Chose the ultimate programme.

Washed the car myself this afternoon.

SamLad · « **Reply #5305 on:** May 1, 2023, 11:11:59 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on May 1, 2023, 08:07:37 pm

Washed the car myself this afternoon.

been driving in heavy rain the last 2 days. no need to wash the car now.

jambutty · « **Reply #5306 on:** May 20, 2023, 01:30:49 pm »

Page 2. Wtf. Where are all the boring fuckers?

Real men carry their keys clipped to a belt loop.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #5307 on:** May 20, 2023, 11:00:11 pm »

Irons broke. Have to go to Curry’s.

LiamG · « **Reply #5308 on:** May 20, 2023, 11:53:27 pm »

Been at home all day despite it being sunny outside

ToneLa · « **Reply #5309 on:** May 21, 2023, 12:09:56 am »

It is dark.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #5310 on:** May 21, 2023, 07:47:37 am »

When I reverse into my garage there is graffiti on the garage opposite, it says "Larnie is a Bitch." I have been reading it for many years.

Slippers · « **Reply #5311 on:** May 21, 2023, 08:57:22 am »

I might walk down to the garden centre today,see if they've got any geraniums left.

Jiminy Cricket · « **Reply #5312 on:** May 21, 2023, 09:53:07 am »

Quote from: So… Howard Philips on May 20, 2023, 11:00:11 pm

Irons broke. Have to go to Curry’s.

Jeremy? Bad investments? It is shame to see him reduced to shopping at Curry's.

liverbloke · « **Reply #5313 on:** May 21, 2023, 10:02:01 am »

Quote from: Jiminy Cricket on May 21, 2023, 09:53:07 am

Jeremy? Bad investments? It is shame to see him reduced to shopping at Curry's.

...and he owes me money

jambutty · « **Reply #5314 on:** May 21, 2023, 05:22:01 pm »

Quote from: Slippers on May 21, 2023, 08:57:22 am

I might walk down to the garden centre today,see if they've got any geraniums left.

My swines finally got their roses in. Mad late. Bought 3 bushes.

SamLad · « **Reply #5315 on:** May 21, 2023, 05:38:19 pm »

Quote from: jambutty on May 21, 2023, 05:22:01 pm

My swines finally got their roses in. Mad late. Bought 3 bushes.

you have pigs that run a garden centre?

bradders1011 · « **Reply #5316 on:** May 21, 2023, 09:41:25 pm »

Washed the car again today.

Jiminy Cricket · « **Reply #5317 on:** May 21, 2023, 10:35:32 pm »

I didn't wash the car again today.

telekon · « **Reply #5318 on:** May 22, 2023, 12:01:19 am »

Quote from: SamLad on May 21, 2023, 05:38:19 pm

you have pigs that run a garden centre?

Saltashscouse · « **Reply #5319 on:** May 22, 2023, 03:51:48 pm »

I don't look out of the window in the morning as it leaves me nothing to do in the afternoon