Author Topic: 2013 Europa League Final: Benfica v Chelsea  (Read 140454 times)

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1000 on: April 25, 2013, 08:38:25 pm »
Fair enough, I probably wouldn't be watching them if Rafa wasn't their manager.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1001 on: April 25, 2013, 08:42:33 pm »
Ah Degen, always clumsy.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1002 on: April 25, 2013, 08:45:13 pm »
Fair enough, I probably wouldn't be watching them if Rafa wasn't their manager.
Therein lies the quandary for me.I'd love Rafa to winthe trophy,but that mean's those horrible Combat 88 bastard's have more success.

And even then Rafa wouldn't get the credit he deserve's.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1003 on: April 25, 2013, 08:45:58 pm »
Terry, the hero head-butted a Swiss knee.

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Therein lies the quandary for me.I'd love Rafa to winthe trophy,but that mean's those horrible Combat 88 bastard's have more success.

And even then Rafa wouldn't get the credit he deserve's.
I've trained myself to forget Rafa manages them, couldnt imagine me wanting them to win. And as you say, he wouldnt get the credit he'd deserve anyway.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1005 on: April 25, 2013, 08:49:48 pm »
It's inconceivable as to how shit Torres has actually become.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1006 on: April 25, 2013, 08:51:59 pm »
I know he's won the CL and the FA Cup and has a good chance of winning the Europa, to go with a World Cup winners medal and two European Championships where he scored in the final....

But.

The bloke MUST realise what a shocking excuse for a footballer he's become.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1007 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:03 pm »
It's inconceivable as to how shit Torres has actually become.

In the space of one attacking move he manged to leave the ball behind when making a run, make a heavy pass out wide and then fluff an over head kick. He's a calamity.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1008 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:25 pm »
Did Tyldesley forget it was just half time there?

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1009 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:29 pm »
Pen Fener.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1010 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:43 pm »
Probably been mentioned already but .... it's very brave of Ivanovic to play tonight after what must have been a near death experience on Sunday

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1011 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:46 pm »
Pen to Fener.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1012 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:47 pm »
Never a penalty for Fener. And I'm supporting Fener.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1013 on: April 25, 2013, 08:53:47 pm »
Fener miss.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1014 on: April 25, 2013, 08:54:05 pm »
Looked like he was about to burst into tears there.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1015 on: April 25, 2013, 08:54:25 pm »
Fucking hell Fenerbahce, score your chances !! That pen should have been taken by Dirky

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1016 on: April 25, 2013, 08:54:26 pm »
Dreadful. Should have let Dirk take it, got the balls.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1017 on: April 25, 2013, 08:54:42 pm »
The lad never looked confident I thought.

Fener been the better team and should be ahead
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1018 on: April 25, 2013, 08:54:45 pm »
Oh wow, he is in tears.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1019 on: April 25, 2013, 08:54:57 pm »
Wow, he's crying. Now I feel like crying :D

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1020 on: April 25, 2013, 08:55:05 pm »
Dreadful. Should have let Dirk take it, got the balls.
Huge ball's that lad.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1021 on: April 25, 2013, 08:55:09 pm »
That lad is gutted, looked to be in tears.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1022 on: April 25, 2013, 08:55:35 pm »
Did Tyldesley forget it was just half time there?

I thought that he was talking like it was full time and basel have to go to the bridge and win if they want to get to the final

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1023 on: April 25, 2013, 08:55:38 pm »
Wow, he's crying. Now I feel like crying :D
Are you ok miss? ;)
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1024 on: April 25, 2013, 08:55:52 pm »
Why Kuyt didn't take the penalty, I will never know... fuckin' hell...

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1025 on: April 25, 2013, 08:56:14 pm »
Huge ball's that lad.
Yep, a penalty just before half time or the end of a game (remember the pen against Arsenal under Kenny !) is made for Kuyt

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1026 on: April 25, 2013, 08:57:16 pm »
Dreadful. Should have let Dirk take it, got the balls.

Yes, and Dirk would never cry after missing a penno...

Because Dirk does not miss pennos.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1028 on: April 25, 2013, 08:57:40 pm »
Yep, a penalty just before half time or the end of a game (remember the pen against Arsenal under Kenny !) is made for Kuyt

The two against the Bitters, the one against Chelsea, should be Dirk, always.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1029 on: April 25, 2013, 08:58:06 pm »
Yep, a penalty just before half time or the end of a game (remember the pen against Arsenal under Kenny !) is made for Kuyt

Not to mention the derby in stoppage time at Goodison. Dirk should be taking those.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1030 on: April 25, 2013, 09:00:51 pm »
Yep, a penalty just before half time or the end of a game (remember the pen against Arsenal under Kenny !) is made for Kuyt
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Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1031 on: April 25, 2013, 09:07:01 pm »
Ghost goal? Get to fuck, it was over the line!

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1032 on: April 25, 2013, 09:09:08 pm »
Shocking miss, that.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1033 on: April 25, 2013, 09:09:47 pm »
Stocker hits the near post with Cech stranded.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1034 on: April 25, 2013, 09:09:47 pm »
Federer with a half n half scarf. F*cking daytrippin OOTer  :wanker

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1035 on: April 25, 2013, 09:09:47 pm »
Beglin's a fuckin idiot,saying the lad went down easy,he was kicked in the ankle.

They're getting paid to talk absolute nonsense.
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"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1036 on: April 25, 2013, 09:10:19 pm »
Chelsea can count themselves lucky to be still in the lead.
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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1037 on: April 25, 2013, 09:14:29 pm »
Gaitan for Aimar at Benfica. The guy did this at the weekend.


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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1038 on: April 25, 2013, 09:14:50 pm »
Meireles with a trademark long-range shot. He has such a good shot technique.

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Re: 2013 Europa League Knockout Stages: Chelsea v Basel, Fenerbahce v Benfica
« Reply #1039 on: April 25, 2013, 09:15:12 pm »
HAHAH Fernando.

Unlucky my tits. He tried to wreck the net and fucked it.