Firmino & Myleene Klass anybody?
Mmmmkay?
The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek. - Joseph Campbell
Mrs Spoon Didier Ndong
Random NE Patriot cheerleader hopefulAlan Pardew
No football, but here's Jenson Button trying out a McLaren 12C at a promo day:
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.
Judd Trump
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
Wayne RooneyRichard Hadfield(Better, of course).
Canada international Nic Petan.......do i need to write it?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Jovetic?
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Mo Salah Chrissie out Boys From The Black Stuff