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Confirmed #LFC team to face @SwansOfficial: Ward, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Smith, Stewart, Chirivella, Ibe, Ojo, Coutinho, Sturridge.

Confirmed #LFC substitutes against @SwansOfficial: Mignolet, Benteke, Lallana, Lucas, Brannagan, Teixeira.
« Last Edit: May 1, 2016, 01:29:45 pm by JerseyKloppite »
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #1 on: May 1, 2016, 11:57:56 am »


"The greatest victory in the history of the greatest game." - Fuck me that is some tribute being paid right now. Goosebumps and tears. Goosebumps and tears. Thank you, Swansea.


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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #2 on: May 1, 2016, 11:59:46 am »
Thank you, Swansea.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #3 on: May 1, 2016, 12:00:09 pm »
0' Liverpool get us underway
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #4 on: May 1, 2016, 12:02:37 pm »
2' Liverpool giving everyone a touch.
Our youngest team since football was invented in 1992
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #5 on: May 1, 2016, 12:03:54 pm »
4' Swansea working the ball nicely until they're caught offside.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #6 on: May 1, 2016, 12:06:39 pm »
5' Big day for our Captain of the day.
Possibly looking to cement a place for Thursday.
That is, if Rawk sanctions the selection.
The game has started off how you'd expect, 2 teams seemingly playing for nothing, in pouring rain.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #7 on: May 1, 2016, 12:08:24 pm »
8' Smith with a robust challenge on Routledge.
Ref has a word.
FK comes to nothing.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #8 on: May 1, 2016, 12:10:31 pm »
9' Smith brilliantly on to a long pass. Seems to lose it, then uses his pace to reclaim, cross comes to nothing unfortunately.
Ball worked back in but Daniel fires wide
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #9 on: May 1, 2016, 12:11:17 pm »
Benteke even looks lethargic sat on the bench.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #10 on: May 1, 2016, 12:13:43 pm »
11' Swans work the ball well, and Siguurdsson fires straight at Ward, who gathers comfortably.
Ball back in Swans control and they win a corner.
Long range shot after the ball breaks is cleared.
Sturridge has his pocket picked and they work it to Ayew who's shot will prolly land in Anglesey tomorrow
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #11 on: May 1, 2016, 12:14:55 pm »
14' We look 'lazy'.
Swans stepping it up. They prolly would have scored with a decent striker on the pitch
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #12 on: May 1, 2016, 12:15:49 pm »
15' Again we lose possession, but show some urgency to chase it back to the Swansea keeper.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #13 on: May 1, 2016, 12:16:57 pm »
18 - second best on the tackle and need to be a bit sharper.FK for Swansea around the box.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #14 on: May 1, 2016, 12:17:42 pm »
18 - 3 attempts to clear and Coutinho eventually gets it away.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #15 on: May 1, 2016, 12:20:15 pm »
20 - Decent from Coutinho. Ojo looks to take the player on but loses it in the box. Quick break from Swansea and a good block from Lovren. Corner. Floated in and Ayew scores. 1-0

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #16 on: May 1, 2016, 12:22:07 pm »
22 - Coutinho with quick feet around the box, goes down but nothing given. Sturridge gets it nicked off his toe on the edge of the box

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #17 on: May 1, 2016, 12:24:35 pm »
24 - Swansea pressing us high and getting the upper hand in the middle. We work it around the box after a deflected cross, Ibe shoots but comfortable for the goalie.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #18 on: May 1, 2016, 12:26:04 pm »
We've looked a bit lethargic so far, really hoping the goal wakes us up.

It looks like it has.

I think we've stretched our luck in midfield.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #19 on: May 1, 2016, 12:26:13 pm »
26 - Ojo dwells on it in the middle. Swansea break, it comes in and Cork who is in acres of space has a shot. Cleared. Smith booked for a challenge on Routledge.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #20 on: May 1, 2016, 12:27:49 pm »
27 - FK comes in and a free header from 3 yards is over the bar from Amat

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #21 on: May 1, 2016, 12:28:30 pm »
29 - Stadium joins in applause and tribute to the 96.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #22 on: May 1, 2016, 12:29:31 pm »
29 - Corner after the ball is nicked off Sturridge. Skrtel gets something on it but not enough.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #23 on: May 1, 2016, 12:30:02 pm »
29 - Stadium joins in applause and tribute to the 96.
Wasn't expecting that. Lovely touch. Applause, standing ovation and a spontaneous YNWA. Classy. Thank you AGAIN, Swansea (and before Belshie asks, no, it wasn't in Welsh - they don't speak Welsh south of Llandod! ;) )

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #24 on: May 1, 2016, 12:30:11 pm »
30 - Lose it again in a dangerous area and Montero shoots. Saved by Ward.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #25 on: May 1, 2016, 12:30:15 pm »
Brilliant standing ovation and YNWA from the Liberty.

As far as the game goes, Swansea should/could be out of sight.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #26 on: May 1, 2016, 12:31:47 pm »
32 - Swansea corner. Well cleared by Stewart. Good challenge by Clyne as Montero looks to go past him.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #27 on: May 1, 2016, 12:32:39 pm »
34 - Swansea in the ascendancy. Cork curls in one 2-0

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #28 on: May 1, 2016, 12:33:27 pm »
Good strike but he went through unchallenged.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #29 on: May 1, 2016, 12:33:54 pm »
We're being completely dominated in midfield.
Undercover Mossad agent lookalike Kevin Stewart is having a right struggle trying to get a grip.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #30 on: May 1, 2016, 12:35:50 pm »
We've been overrun and it doesn't look like changing before half-time. No-one went to the ball as Cork went through.

Sturridge with a great chip as Ojo puts him in. Just wide

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #31 on: May 1, 2016, 12:37:23 pm »
37 - Swansea with numbers back as we have the ball around the area. Shot from Sturridge doesn't trouble the keeper.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #32 on: May 1, 2016, 12:38:23 pm »
39 - Clyne booked for a challenge on Montero. FK in dangerous position.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #33 on: May 1, 2016, 12:39:26 pm »
40 - Fk drifts over heads. Ball is put back in and Montero tries an ambitious overhead kick. Easily gathered.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #34 on: May 1, 2016, 12:40:15 pm »
Chirivella really struggling out there.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #35 on: May 1, 2016, 12:40:15 pm »
Shades of 2007 and those teams that sent Warnock down?

Ahh yes.
A vintage year.
 :D

Just too many young players today for me, I sort of agree with the selection policy, but think we should have had more experience.
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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #36 on: May 1, 2016, 12:41:16 pm »
42 - Coutinho with a shot from the edge of the area. Deflected for a corner.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #37 on: May 1, 2016, 12:42:06 pm »
42 - corner cleared but ref blows for a foul by Skrtel

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #38 on: May 1, 2016, 12:43:42 pm »
44 - FK in decent area for us after a foul on Coutinho.

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Re: Swansea vs. Liverpool. 01/05/16
« Reply #39 on: May 1, 2016, 12:44:49 pm »
45 - Sturridge shots. Nothing to see here.