Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Phil M]

When you are sat at your desk with earphones in, listening to music and a person 18 feet away is on the phone and you can hear them over your music.

Thought you drove a truck Rob? Must be a massive fucking cab!

[rob1966]

Thought you drove a truck Rob? Must be a massive fucking cab!

Ha ha. Two jobs, software developer is my full time job, HGV is my weekend job. Started on the trucks as I was planning to get out of IT until I met the wife and had kids. It's now just a way of paying for holidays and a back up career.

[Phil M]

Ha ha. Two jobs, software developer is my full time job, HGV is my weekend job. Started on the trucks as I was planning to get out of IT until I met the wife and had kids. It's now just a way of paying for holidays and a back up career.

A nerd trucker, well I never! 

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Fucking wankers who throw their cigarette butts on the floor whilst stood next to a bin. Wanktards.

[rob1966]

A nerd trucker, well I never! 

 

to be honest more trucker than nerd.

Fucking wankers who throw their cigarette butts on the floor whilst stood next to a bin. Wanktards.

Lazy bastards

[Barneylfc∗]

Fucking wankers who throw their cigarette butts on the floor whilst stood next to a bin. Wanktards.

Coming from someone that pisses in the sink whilst stood next to the toilet 

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Coming from someone that pisses in the sink whilst stood next to the toilet 

The crow calling the raven black there...

[CraigDS]

Buying something, then shortly afterwards it going on sale which would have saved you a pretty sizeable amount 

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Coming from someone that pisses in the sink whilst stood next to the toilet 

Yea but i aint pissing in the street am i...

[rob1966]

Buying something, then shortly afterwards it going on sale which would have saved you a pretty sizeable amount 

I always take stuff back, get a refund then, buy it again when that happens.

[Tesco tearaway]

John Virgo 

[So… Howard Philips]

John Virgo 

£2.90 a half pint of Heineken in the White Bar, Radisson Blue in Old Hall Street.

Extortionate. Be warned.

[So… Howard Philips]

Didn't mean to quote Tesco.

Looks like the type of thing Spike Milligan would have written.

[Tesco tearaway]

Didn't mean to quote Tesco.

Looks like the type of thing Spike Milligan would have written.

[rob1966]

That attitude in the workplace of "don't ask me I'm not trained" Well, get fucking trained seeing as you're the person we'll come to first.

[Barneylfc∗]

On FIFA 17's game option of 'The Journey', the opening storyline sees a grandad give his grandson a ball. The grandad tells him he scored his 100th goal with that ball away at Coventry in February 1969. Coventry only had 1 home game in February 1969 against QPR which they won 5-0.

So my annoyance here is EA Sports not fact checking.
Or the grandad is a lying c*nt.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

On FIFA 17's game option of 'The Journey', the opening storyline sees a grandad give his grandson a ball. The grandad tells him he scored his 100th goal with that ball away at Coventry in February 1969. Coventry only had 1 home game in February 1969 against QPR which they won 5-0.

So my annoyance here is EA Sports not fact checking.
Or the grandad is a lying c*nt.

That's great. It would really piss me off too. Like factual errors in TV shows. So irritating and lazy.

[redbyrdz]

On FIFA 17's game option of 'The Journey', the opening storyline sees a grandad give his grandson a ball. The grandad tells him he scored his 100th goal with that ball away at Coventry in February 1969. Coventry only had 1 home game in February 1969 against QPR which they won 5-0.

So my annoyance here is EA Sports not fact checking.
Or the grandad is a lying c*nt.

Maybe its on purpose, they wanted to make it clear it was fictional? If there had been an away goal in a match, you could work out who the grandfather is, and they'd get into all sorts of image right problems.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Maybe its on purpose, they wanted to make it clear it was fictional? If there had been an away goal in a match, you could work out who the grandfather is, and they'd get into all sorts of image right problems.

Turning up here with your sensible explanations

[Jake]

On FIFA 17's game option of 'The Journey', the opening storyline sees a grandad give his grandson a ball. The grandad tells him he scored his 100th goal with that ball away at Coventry in February 1969. Coventry only had 1 home game in February 1969 against QPR which they won 5-0.

So my annoyance here is EA Sports not fact checking.
Or the grandad is a lying c*nt.

Hated that mode, got up to the loan and stopped playing.

Sick of the little c*nt fist bumping and "banter"ing. It was a photo of Lucy Pinder away from being a lads-mag does FIFA game.

[Medellin]

Updating your phone to the new firmware which consists of allthe exciting new features including..

: random auto re start.
: amazingly shit battery life.
: settings reset daily.
: random freeze.

Many other features too many to list.

Factory reset coming very soon.

[paulrazor]

the way Ronaldo (the Brazil one) is commonly referred to as Fat Ronaldo

He deserves to be remembered as a very gifted world class forward and one of the best the game has seen and certainly one of the best in the last 25 years

not mocked because he is overweight

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

the way Ronaldo (the Brazil one) is commonly referred to as Fat Ronaldo

He deserves to be remembered as a very gifted world class forward and one of the best the game has seen and certainly one of the best in the last 25 years

not mocked because he is overweight

Agree. I preferred it when it was Real Ronaldo vs Greasy or Plastic Ronaldo (for he who fannies about and dives around)

[Andy Hunter]

People that don't clean up after themselves in public toilets. Would you leave your house in that state 

[CraigDS]

Whichever wanker has sent me a package without the correct fee paid (£3.04) which I now have to pay.

Royal Mail charging me £8 on top fo that £3.04 for the sake of them putting a card through my door.

[Medellin]

^^

Royal Mail popped a card thro one of my neighbours door saying they had left his parcel at my house.
To cut a long story short it had my neighbour thinking i was a thieving fucker until it was found out that the stupid twattin Royal Mail driver had put down the wrong house number on his card.

[El Lobo]

So in the spirit of the many motoring annoyances in here......Steve Walsh, of former Leicester City CB fame, drove his white van into my car yesterday and pretty much wrote it off.

[paulrazor]

So in the spirit of the many motoring annoyances in here......Steve Walsh, of former Leicester City CB fame, drove his white van into my car yesterday and pretty much wrote it off.

wow

there is a story

[Medellin]

wow

there is a story

A few moons ago..quite a few..i near got bonnetted by the King himself,sitting in the passenger seat was Jocky.
I was about to spout a few expletives & got star struck when i seen who it was.
They were onto it too apologetic gestures with a bit of laughter.

[paulrazor]

A few moons ago..quite a few..i near got bonnetted by the King himself,sitting in the passenger seat was Jocky.
I was about to spout a few expletives & got star struck when i seen who it was.
They were onto it too apologetic gestures with a bit of laughter.

id a road rage incident with samantha mumba once. you could say i got fingered by her

gave me the middle finger and she got it back

[Medellin]

id a road rage incident with samantha mumba once. you could say i got fingered by her

gave me the middle finger and she got it back

 

New custom title for ya there i reckon!

[Crosby Nick]

id a road rage incident with samantha mumba once. you could say i got fingered by her

gave me the middle finger and she got it back

Were you Bumper to Bumper?

Yes,I think I remember a Samantha Mumba song title, shoot me now!

[El Lobo]

id a road rage incident with samantha mumba once. you could say i got fingered by her

gave me the middle finger and she got it back

Ahhh shit that's much better than mine 

[CraigDS]

Ahhh shit that's much better than mine 

Did Steve Walsh not finger you then?

[El Lobo]

Did Steve Walsh not finger you then?

To be fair he was pretty shook up considering it wasn't that bad a smash (he's bent my front axle and the exhaust is hanging off). Expected more from a hardman footballer.

[afc tukrish]

This might be the most hilarious running exchange on RAWK, please continue...

[CraigDS]

This might be the most hilarious running exchange on RAWK, please continue...

You've clearly never read exchanges between myself and Al555 then.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

trying to help someone and getting abuse for it.

[CraigDS]

Taking in parcels for my neighbour 

I don't mind the odd one, but their daughter seems to have a horrendous online shopping addiction, and rather than getting it delivered to her work place (which her parents own) she gets them delivered to her parents house which no one is at during the day.

Along with 2 parcels from yesterday they've yet to come and get, I've had another 5 delivered so far this morning.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Taking in parcels for my neighbour 

I don't mind the odd one, but their daughter seems to have a horrendous online shopping addiction, and rather than getting it delivered to her work place (which her parents own) she gets them delivered to her parents house which no one is at during the day.

Along with 2 parcels from yesterday they've yet to come and get, I've had another 5 delivered so far this morning.

I take in the odd one but 7 in 2 days can fuck off, I'd be refusing by now if I were you. And deffo mentioning it when they pick them up.*

*of course I say this as its easy on the internet, in real life I'd take them all in and say fuck all