Topic: The small things in life that make you happy

[reddebs]

When you check Facebook and see one of your distant cousins in Tasmania has updated his profile pic with the new Liverpool crest.

[liversaint]

My penis.

Always remember, big enough to fill a pram

[missis sumner]

Okay.  WTF is a "popcorn cloud"?

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Always remember, big enough to fill a pram

4 prams.

[Groundskeeper Willie]

When a very attractive female friend runs me a bath, turns the light off, puts candles all around the bath then brings me a beer as she goes off to 'change'

Are you talking about the menopause?

[missis sumner]

My penis.

I was going to say something along that line, but I thought better of it. 

/I definitely wasn't thinking of your penis.

[The Bournemouth Red]

Getting the all clear yesterday from my consultant to go back to work after two months off.

And today off to Twickenham for the Army v Navy game, good to support the boys. 

[classycarra]

Getting the all clear yesterday from my consultant to go back to work after two months off.

And today off to Twickenham for the Army v Navy game, good to support the boys. 

Great stuff mate, glad you get to top it off with a celebration too!

[The Bournemouth Red]

Great stuff mate, glad you get to top it off with a celebration too!

Thank you, currently sat in the White Swan enjoying some ales with my Dad before the match.

[theredguy03]

The song of the Blackbird and Robin, such a peaceful song

[rob1966]

Sat in a wine bar building Lego with the kids.

[reddebs]

Going to be a Nanny again in October 😍

[rob1966]

Going to be a Nanny again in October 😍

 

[J-Mc-]

Seeing the look on my girlfriends face as she looked out of the window on the plane during her first ever flight yesterday.

[zero zero]

Seeing the look on my girlfriends face as she looked out of the window on the plane during her first ever flight yesterday.

Brilliant one! Hope you're making the best of your holiday

[redbyrdz]

Long weekends.

[El Lobo]

Seeing the look on my girlfriends face as she looked out of the window on the plane during her first ever flight yesterday.

As in 'wow this is amazing, I love this' sort of way, or 'its funny seeing how terrified my girlfriend is on this hollow tube flying through the air'

[J-Mc-]

As in 'wow this is amazing, I love this' sort of way, or 'its funny seeing how terrified my girlfriend is on this hollow tube flying through the air'

The first one mate. From panic attack to sheer joy in less than 10 seconds.

[So… Howard Philips]

Just about to get my bike out and find some quiet lanes to ride around as the drizzle has stopped.

[rob1966]

Up early for work, watching the sky lighten at this hour and hearing the birds singing

[The Bournemouth Red]

Up early for work, watching the sky lighten at this hour and hearing the birds singing

With you on that, Rob, best time of day 

[reddebs]

Hearing the first cuckoo of the summer 😊

[IgorBobbins]

The sound of ice cubes falling into a glass.

[Barneylfc∗]

Hearing the first cuckoo of the summer 😊

How was the Everton trophy room tour? Any good?

[RJ320]

Flying back home after a holiday. Great to get away and de-stress but you really do start to miss home food and family after a bit.

[reddebs]

How was the Everton trophy room tour? Any good?

🤗

[Crosby Nick]

The first one mate. From panic attack to sheer joy in less than 10 seconds.

I'm sure you've given her that sensation many a time.

[liversaint]

How was the Everton trophy room tour? Any good?

Time for an old joke.

After a break-in at Evertons trophy room, police are looking for a man carrying a blue carpet......

[Tesco tearaway]

Time for an old joke.

After a break-in at Evertons trophy room, police are looking for a man covered in dust and cobwebs, carrying a blue carpet and a cuckoo clock.

Fixed 

[dalarr]

Pissing in the woods. That feeling of freedom and the gentle breeze tingling your balls. For a brief moment you are connected to mother nature.

[ToneLa]

Funerals for loved ones that go sound as can be, that unite me again with long lost relatives, renew old bonds for my dad, and give me that glow of a job well done inside.

I'm sad about the funeral bit - we lost a red of 88 years of age - but it's ace when you manage to drag positives from a negative knowing it's what he would want.

[zero zero]

Flightradar allowing me to know exactly where my wife's plane is so I can time my late run into the box (getting the house tidy) to perfection.

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Flightradar allowing me to know exactly where my wife's plane is so I can time my late run into the box (getting the house tidy) to perfection.

Would have been an excellent euphemism that.

[rob1966]

Long periods of dry weather. Living in Manc, its something I'd forgotten all about.

[dalarr]

Watching "Sovereign Citizens" videos on YouTube. Nothing like seeing obnoxious and arrogant hypocrites getting tazed by police officers.

[sms1986]

Watching "Sovereign Citizens" videos on YouTube. Nothing like seeing obnoxious and arrogant hypocrites getting tazed by police officers.

https://www.reddit.com/r/amibeingdetained/ might be of interest to you.

[Big Red Richie]

Finding money in unexpected places.   Like in a garment of clothing you've not worn in ages etc.

[redbyrdz]

This weather.

[The Bournemouth Red]

This weather.

The early shift on a sun shiny Friday, beer garden awaits! 

[RJ320]

Katie Hopkins receiving her P45.