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« Reply #3000 on: April 6, 2017, 02:09:22 pm »
The other former UKIP MP, Mark Reckless who is now a Welsh Assembly member has left the UKIP group there and has become an independent, but will vote with the Tories.

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« Reply #3001 on: April 6, 2017, 02:12:26 pm »
There was a rumour that Reckless, Hannan and Carswell were all part of using UKIP to create a faux Tory exodus to force through Euro scepticism.

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« Reply #3002 on: April 7, 2017, 04:54:07 pm »
They are slowly disappearing down the plug hole of history.

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« Reply #3003 on: April 9, 2017, 07:10:51 am »
Former Ukip Diane James considering standing for Conservatives in 2020

MEP who led the party for just 18 days before she was 'forced out' is latest to consider turning Tory


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/former-ukip-leader-for-18-james-diane-james-considers-standing-for-conservavtives-2020-election-a7674656.html
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3004 on: April 9, 2017, 08:44:58 pm »
Former Ukip Diane James considering standing for Conservatives in 2020

MEP who led the party for just 18 days before she was 'forced out' is latest to consider turning Tory


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/former-ukip-leader-for-18-james-diane-james-considers-standing-for-conservavtives-2020-election-a7674656.html

To which the Tories should reply "Fuck off".

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3005 on: April 9, 2017, 08:51:41 pm »
Former Ukip Diane James considering standing for Conservatives in 2020

MEP who led the party for just 18 days before she was 'forced out' is latest to consider turning Tory


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/former-ukip-leader-for-18-james-diane-james-considers-standing-for-conservavtives-2020-election-a7674656.html

The sinking ship will have no rats left soon. Unless the whole UKIP phenomena was a Tory false flag operation? Tin foil hat time, methinks.

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« Reply #3006 on: April 9, 2017, 09:21:08 pm »
They are slowly disappearing down the plug hole of history.

They are a gateway to the Tories. They might fuck off for good, but old Labour voters who voted for them might switch to the Tories. This ain't good for Labour.
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« Reply #3007 on: April 10, 2017, 08:28:45 am »
They are a gateway to the Tories. They might fuck off for good, but old Labour voters who voted for them might switch to the Tories. This ain't good for Labour.
They were created from the extreme right of the Tory party, the, wealthy, secret racist, little englander set. They set up as an 'alternative' to mainstream claiming to be outside the left/centre/right of traditional politics.
What they did was capitalise upon the fears of the people most at risk from the recession, by blaming immigrants, experts and Europe, when in fact the recession was caused by Frottage and his ilk. The far right have always done well in times of economic trouble because of the fears of ordinary people, it's just that the media have not had the balls to call them what they are -fascists. They can now assimilate back into the Tory party having shifted that party to the right. 
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« Reply #3008 on: April 22, 2017, 11:16:43 am »
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« Reply #3009 on: April 22, 2017, 12:49:45 pm »

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« Reply #3010 on: April 22, 2017, 12:55:44 pm »
Prime Minister Gisela Allen would seemingly call for a COBRA meeting if she saw a sight such as this.


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« Reply #3011 on: April 22, 2017, 01:27:16 pm »
Summed up:

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3012 on: April 22, 2017, 01:32:01 pm »
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3013 on: April 22, 2017, 02:23:37 pm »
That has to be a piss take, surely?

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« Reply #3014 on: April 23, 2017, 10:21:27 am »
That has to be a piss take, surely?

It's real.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3015 on: April 23, 2017, 11:51:17 am »
The BBM was on Marr this morning. A burka ban is their latest big policy. Really getting to the heart of what's important to Britain right now  ::)

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« Reply #3016 on: April 23, 2017, 01:22:41 pm »
The BBM was on Marr this morning. A burka ban is their latest big policy. Really getting to the heart of what's important to Britain right now  ::)
The fool from Ukip was on skynews just now saying ban the burka to integrate women and give them rights, love it when they stand up for the rights of the opressed. Another one of his reasons to do it was because parts of Europe are, the same Europe we left due to the likes of these. Plenty of you in here are smarter than me on such topics but are they always this full of shit with their contradictions?
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3017 on: April 23, 2017, 01:47:00 pm »
The fool from Ukip was on skynews just now saying ban the burka to integrate women and give them rights, love it when they stand up for the rights of the opressed. Another one of his reasons to do it was because parts of Europe are, the same Europe we left due to the likes of these. Plenty of you in here are smarter than me on such topics but are they always this full of shit with their contradictions?

UKIP don't like Johnny Foreigner. Everything else is a rationalisation and justification. They really are an unhinged clown car. I had the "pleasure" of Frottage campaigning in my constituency. He is unhinged, and so are pretty well all of their candidates.

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« Reply #3018 on: April 23, 2017, 02:25:37 pm »
UKIP don't like Johnny Foreigner. Everything else is a rationalisation and justification. They really are an unhinged clown car. I had the "pleasure" of Frottage campaigning in my constituency. He is unhinged, and so are pretty well all of their candidates.

When we finally leave the EU what will all the goggle eyed loonies like Frottage, Cash et al and their fellow travellers like Gisela Stewart have to fulminate about. They'll end being that boring bastard who sits opposite you at Euston just as the train is about to leave for Lime Street and they start an interminable two hour rambling diatribe about ......what?

Beat music, teenagers, obligatory car seat belts, pounds and ounces?

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« Reply #3019 on: April 23, 2017, 10:11:00 pm »
Disappointed that during all the marathon coverage they didn't mention any of nobheads three sub one hour victories, BBC bias in action

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« Reply #3020 on: April 24, 2017, 06:47:02 am »
Disappointed that during all the marathon coverage they didn't mention any of nobheads three sub one hour victories, BBC bias in action
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-Frottage-met-julian-assange?CMP=share_btn_tw

Why isn't the BBC chasing this story, I wonder.
As the article says we view Frottage as a 'widow twankey' figure (with Nuttall as the idiot son?) Yet he is meeting with Assange, has links to the same crew that bankrolled Trump, and along with Banks, is pro Russian, pro Putin, and anti democracy. He and his Brexit crowd are under investigation by the electoral commission for possible foreign interference (like Trump?), and he doesn't give a damn.
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« Reply #3021 on: April 24, 2017, 12:19:38 pm »
"Integration" seemingly requires vaginal exams of schoolkids (see bottom left) according to the Kippers.



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« Reply #3025 on: April 24, 2017, 03:40:24 pm »
"Integration" seemingly requires vaginal exams of schoolkids (see bottom left) according to the Kippers.



https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/856457234875899905

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« Reply #3026 on: April 24, 2017, 08:52:45 pm »
So Arron Banks  is not standing in the Election now I guess after that C4 news bit about him he pulled out..

Seems to be no major name from Ukip is standing right now.
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3027 on: April 24, 2017, 08:57:14 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/24/ukip-integration-policy-launch-descends-into-full-integrated-fiasco

Is it a sketch or a serious report, I can't tell on UKIP reporting, they are self satirising.

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« Reply #3028 on: April 25, 2017, 07:05:55 am »

"Integration" seemingly requires vaginal exams of schoolkids (see bottom left) according to the Kippers.



https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/856457234875899905
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« Reply #3029 on: April 25, 2017, 01:45:53 pm »
James Carver has resigned who ever he is.
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« Reply #3030 on: April 25, 2017, 02:05:58 pm »
James Carver has resigned who ever he is.




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« Reply #3031 on: April 25, 2017, 03:24:55 pm »


Bad Bootle Meff (former head of Scotland Yard) putting more bobbies back on the streets. Top work.

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« Reply #3032 on: April 25, 2017, 09:20:02 pm »
Foreign affairs spokesman has resigned in disgust..

Disgust?  You're a ukip member, what were you expecting?
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« Reply #3033 on: April 27, 2017, 08:28:44 am »
bad bootle meff, the leader of UKIP, compared himself to Mahatma Gandhi by saying that both were ahead of their time.

In an interview with local media published Wednesday, Nuttall said his party was bringing up issues “ten years ahead” of its political rivals.

After a week in which the party’s “integration agenda” was criticized for calling for a ban on face coverings and for female genital mutilation checks in schools, Nuttall said, “We led the debate on those issues and we will lead on these. It is a bit like the Gandhi thing — first they laugh at you, then they attack you, and then you win.”
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bad bootle meff, the leader of UKIP, compared himself to Mahatma Gandhi by saying that both were ahead of their time.

In an interview with local media published Wednesday, Nuttall said his party was bringing up issues “ten years ahead” of its political rivals.

After a week in which the party’s “integration agenda” was criticized for calling for a ban on face coverings and for female genital mutilation checks in schools, Nuttall said, “We led the debate on those issues and we will lead on these. It is a bit like the Gandhi thing — first they laugh at you, then they attack you, and then you win.”

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« Reply #3035 on: April 27, 2017, 03:26:32 pm »
Nuttall would wear socks with his sandals

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« Reply #3036 on: April 27, 2017, 05:14:03 pm »
Nuttall has said he is standing in the Election but not saying where yet.
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« Reply #3037 on: April 27, 2017, 05:58:25 pm »
Nuttall has said he is standing in the Election but not saying where yet.
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« Reply #3038 on: April 27, 2017, 07:16:31 pm »
As most of the Daily Mail reading country appear to hate scousers and most scousers hate bad bootle meff he has a problem.
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« Reply #3039 on: April 28, 2017, 10:16:24 pm »
As most of the Daily Mail reading country appear to hate scousers and most scousers hate bad bootle meff he has a problem.

So where does Esther McVey fit in to your theory? ;)