This reminds me of a couple of months ago, was playing pro evo upstairs in the front room of the house, and as i walked past the window noticed a lad, must of been about 16, black trackie, dark hat etc stood opposite watching the house. Kept an eye on him but he wasnt doing anything. Anyway about half 1 (middle of the day) me dad left for work so the path was clear of cars, looked like no one was in. As im playing pro i hear someone try and open the door. Ours is a handle but you need a key to turn it even when its unlocked, at first i thought it was me brother coming home but i thought he has a key he knows how the door works why is he rattling it so much. Then from upstairs i look out and see the lad peering in the windows, then gets on his mobile n starts chattin. Thought fuck this, look like he's calling his 'mates' to come down as he thinks theres no one in. He was sittin on our garden wall, so i thought fuck it il let him know im here so he fucks off, i opened the door and half ran at him going what the fuck do you want? should have seen him shit it, just bailed up the road. turns out theres loads of houses getting done round by ours, all trying the same thing on doors with them plastic handles.