Author Topic: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')  (Read 69658 times)

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2017, 06:05:42 pm »
Our lack of composure is very worrying in our back four. Too many ball watching.

Van Aanholdt on for Zaha

Lovren appears to have picked up a knock.

TAA on for him.

Ha ha, fucks sake - Benteke has more goals against us at Anfield than for us...

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2017, 06:09:39 pm »
81' - Probably just over 10 minutes left given the injuries.

Milner off, Moreno on - we appear to have gone to 3 at the back when Lovren went off.

82' - Slow motion sub as Cabaye goes off and De laney comes

83' - Grujic on for Clyne
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2017, 06:12:21 pm »
84' - 6 minutes plus time added on to pull something out of the hat.



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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2017, 06:12:57 pm »
Awful defending from Lovren for both goals. Are Palace gonna make it three wins at Anfield on the bounce?

Ruin Stevie's last home game, ruin Klopps opening run and knock us off the run at the Champions League...

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2017, 06:15:29 pm »
Trent on best of luck lad, we need someone to turn this game.
Why is it the moment we're back at Anfield it all falls apart? I almost wish all our remaining games were  away now.
We get one, and maybe one at the end...

Palace in full lockdown mode now.

86' - Phil with a speculative long range shot that is well over.

Benteke is subbed off. 

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #45 on: April 23, 2017, 06:17:59 pm »
88' - Grujic with a lunged tackle earns a yellow. Palace player receives attention.

Mortifying shot of people leaving.

6' minutes added on to the sound of cheers.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2017, 06:20:43 pm »
91' - allsorts happening now - Puncheon was the instigator - ref gets involved and wags a finger at everyone.

Corner earned from the restart - mad scramble the box ends with Campbell going down 'injured' - Origi's lack of good fortune persists in the game

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2017, 06:21:44 pm »
93' - We press hard and the ball comes flying over - Grujic heads wide. GK

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2017, 06:22:58 pm »
We've had one shot on target all game.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2017, 06:23:17 pm »
94' - Desperate balls in and desperate balls out. Can gives away a silly foul - more time wasted

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2017, 06:24:28 pm »
96' - and that's it. An ignominious defeat after being the better team and unable to break down yet another bus parking team.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2017, 06:24:57 pm »
We really are a pathetic excuse of a football team

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:03 pm »
Fucking great stuff lads.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:05 pm »
Every time I think we've turned a corner we pull something like that out of the bag. Top four out of our hands now. Seething here, just a horrific display at both ends. I've come to expect us to be utter crap at defending but at least we normally create at the other end. Today we managed 1 shot on target, 0 from open play in 90 fucking minutes. Absolute joke of a performance.

Stupid dropped points against Bournemouth, West Ham, Sunderland, Swansea and now Palace and that's just at Anfield. I'm sick to fucking death of this shit.
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:13 pm »
Fucking pathetic
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:16 pm »
Good bye 4th.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:17 pm »
Waste of everyone's time this game



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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:19 pm »
Is Lallana and hendo back next?

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #58 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:28 pm »
Yikes.

Must win all our remaining games for a chance at Top 4 now. (with some help)

Would like to see Firmino in the middle for park the bus teams.

That was terrible...

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #59 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:42 pm »
Fuck right off.


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:44 pm »
Net spend.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:45 pm »
sick as a fucking chip

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:46 pm »
Didn't need any players in January, though. Definitely not.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:47 pm »
Never seen to learn

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:47 pm »
Thursday night here we come
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:49 pm »
Another fucking pathetic performance.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:52 pm »
Fucking pathetic.

The lead up to their corner and then the defending for the resulting corner. Pathetic.
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:52 pm »
We weren't good and didn't deserve to win but didn't deserve to lose either. Too deflated to say anything else at this moment.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:52 pm »
That second half was abject.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:57 pm »
Never seizes to amaze me this side, has there ever been a greater collection of absolute bottlers than this lot?

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #71 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:58 pm »
Never looked liked winning that.. hoping for results to go our way now ffs.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #72 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:58 pm »
God bless any of you sticking around to watch the last few games. I'm checking out until August, we all know what's coming. I'd rather not get my piss boiled from the softest Liverpool squad I've ever seen.
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:59 pm »
Absolutely pitiful performance, still finish top 4 though.

Same players again and again showing they're not good enough. Clyne needs bombing out of the team, it's enough now.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2017, 06:25:59 pm »
haha - same old story.

Its the predictability that is the most frustrating thing. Club never learns on and off the pitch.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2017, 06:26:02 pm »
Lovren is a complete joke of a defender, that attemt of a header that led to their corner was fucking pathetic.
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2017, 06:26:02 pm »
Defence could cost us big time this season. Needs a total overhaul in the summer

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2017, 06:26:03 pm »
Seeds to this go back to the amateur hour of January and not reinforcing the squad with a few signings.

Bunch of kids on the bench, it's as if there was no anticipation injuries may not happen.

Shocking.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2017, 06:26:04 pm »
Let's hope utd drop a lot of points now.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #79 on: April 23, 2017, 06:26:04 pm »
Deserved defeat sadly. 4th not gone, but we do everything to fuck it up