Author Topic: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator (Read 486111 times)

Very nice, Hass. And congrats on the baby. Just had my 3rd at 40 - thank f.ck i know what to expect regards sleeping - currently getting about 5 hours a night.

Enjoy!

Mouth · « **Reply #125 on:** July 8, 2010, 03:08:54 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 8, 2010, 11:28:08 am

witness the fitness. one of the hotties from le weekend:

You dirty peeping tom pervert! Got any more?

Quote from: hassinator on July 8, 2010, 11:31:52 am

my mate jamie is on the case. i will report back but we've just offered her the lead in the new video for pendulum

You might have a shot at getting KH for that one.

PeterJM · « **Reply #126 on:** July 8, 2010, 05:58:13 pm »

Phwoooooaarrrrr!!!!!!

Hass,How do I get chance to live just one day in HassWorld?

Lent§ · « **Reply #127 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 pm »

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

Chakan · « **Reply #128 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:26:42 pm »

Cor very nice!!

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #129 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:47:40 pm »

What a fuckin party! Looks like a festival.

You're an entertaining motherfucker Hass

Mouth · « **Reply #130 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:53:07 pm »

Quote from: Lents on July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 pm

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

He's a fluffer.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #131 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:55:12 pm »

Quote from: Lents on July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 pm

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

Binman

hassinator · « **Reply #132 on:** July 9, 2010, 09:07:32 am »

Quote from: Lents on July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 pm

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

i commission music videos ie i tell the band/label/manager who should do the job. i got a lucky break at uni. my mate owed our landlord loads of money so started a record label to pay it off and called it skint. our landlord became fatboy slim; i did the videos and..... bango.

set up this company www.colonelblimp.com but left to set up a new one which launches in a couple of weeks. its all good. i'm having one of the best summers of my life though i'm guessing the impending arrival of the wee man is going to be a bit of a game changer

hassinator · « **Reply #133 on:** July 9, 2010, 09:08:42 am »

Quote from: Mouth on July 8, 2010, 03:08:54 pm

You dirty peeping tom pervert! Got any more?You might have a shot at getting KH for that one.

tee hee. the band dig brunettes. is kh an actress/model or something? well up for getting mates involved.

will see if i can get some more snaps of this lovely lady. oh the joys of facebook.....

Mal · « **Reply #134 on:** July 9, 2010, 05:34:05 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 9, 2010, 09:07:32 am

i commission music videos ie i tell the band/label/manager who should do the job. i got a lucky break at uni. my mate owed our landlord loads of money so started a record label to pay it off and called it skint. our landlord became fatboy slim; i did the videos and..... bango.

set up this company www.colonelblimp.com but left to set up a new one which launches in a couple of weeks. its all good. i'm having one of the best summers of my life though i'm guessing the impending arrival of the wee man is going to be a bit of a game changer

So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

Mal · « **Reply #135 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:03:59 pm »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 05:45:44 pm

For a very interesting insight into what Hass has done, read the 'great music videos' thread.

Cheers, I just did. Blimey.

I've often wondered what kind of lovedup & blessed existence Mr Hass had in order to have the funds & lifestyle for some of the clothing he has professed to own.

Now I know.

Lent§ · « **Reply #136 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:12:34 pm »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 06:08:42 pm

Makes you sick, doesn't it?

I'm lazy, link to the thread?

Lent§ · « **Reply #137 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:16:16 pm »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 06:14:36 pm

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=253467.msg6597054#msg6597054

Lazy bastard.

Cheers, and yes i am

Mal · « **Reply #138 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:16:36 pm »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 06:08:42 pm

Makes you sick, doesn't it?

Well... yes it does

Especially when you see (above) the quality of woman he's forced to spend his weekends with...

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #139 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 pm »

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

Party Phil · « **Reply #140 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:27:40 pm »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 pm

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like Hassinator. Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog. They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #141 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:44:46 pm »

Maybe he could get me a job in a recording studio and I can work my way down from there.

Mouth · « **Reply #142 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:54:36 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 9, 2010, 09:08:42 am

tee hee. the band dig brunettes. is kh an actress/model or something? well up for getting mates involved.

will see if i can get some more snaps of this lovely lady. oh the joys of facebook.....

I dont know, she likes taking pics of herself though, but I just know she likes Pendulum so was just messing about

might be worth a casting couch spin though

Quote from: KERRYKOP on July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 pm

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Speak for yourself, he is damn lucky I even acknowledge he exists.

hassinator · « **Reply #143 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 pm »

Quote from: Mal on July 9, 2010, 05:34:05 pm

So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

indeed. and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx. i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line. i've done all the fatboy slim videos. i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'. lots of fun. i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

hassinator · « **Reply #144 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:41:53 pm »

Quote from: Party Phil on July 9, 2010, 06:27:40 pm

Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like Hassinator. Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog. They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.

terrifyingly close to the truth. i run my own independent companies though. skin flicks will be up and running from the 19th july. will link you up. we're going to focus on doing the interesting music from now on. well what i consider interesting. i have very focused tastes

hassinator · « **Reply #145 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:42:58 pm »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 pm

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

because i LOVE lfc and the level 3 thread that used to be on here is the best thing i've ever read on the internet.

royhendo rules. if you ever get the chance to go for a pint with the man grab it with both hands.

MidwestWool · « **Reply #146 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:46:21 pm »

The pint orrr...

hassinator · « **Reply #147 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:54:46 pm »

Quote from: Silent...Violet... on July 11, 2010, 04:46:21 pm

The pint orrr...

what you do in your own time is your own affair big man.

Lent§ · « **Reply #148 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:55:02 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 pm

indeed. and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx. i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line. i've done all the fatboy slim videos. i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'. lots of fun. i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

I dunno if i hate you or not!

Nice one mate!

hassinator · « **Reply #149 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:56:07 pm »

i am currently overcome with the genius that is mickey moonlight. the tiefschwarz remix of love pattern is my record of the year so far but just found a link to an ultra-chilled out mix he's done for some french crew. perfect spliffing up in the garden action. get on it. its brilliant.

http://www.brain-magazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4039%3Amickey-moonlight-mixe-exclusigf&catid=1%3Ageneral&Itemid=5

hassinator · « **Reply #150 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:58:12 pm »

these look like fun though i'd probably prefer a navy blue:

With the deck shoe obsession still in play, adidas welcomes an addition to its roster with the brand’s own rendition of the classic Summer staple. This version from the three stripes boasts a more contemporary look with a black canvas base, tonal black leather piping, and crisp white outsoles.

Lent§ · « **Reply #151 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:01:49 pm »

Love them deckers mate, cuanto?

hassinator · « **Reply #152 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:02:25 pm »

and on the hottest day of the year our thoughts already turn to winter. not sure if i'm completely convinced by the stone island shadow project - a wee bit too future jazz for my tastes - but still its hard not to be impressed by their tech spec:

Thursday, July 8th marked the unveiling of Stone Island Shadow’s 2010 fall/winter collection. With Berlin’s Firmament acting as a gracious host, the event featured an appearance by Stone Island Shadow designer and Acronym-founder Errolson Hugh. The Stone Island Shadow collection incorporates a relatively complex Modular Performance Grid that features five different categories, PROOF, AUGMENT, RESIST, SKIN and EQUIP which all worked cohesively when utilized properly

hassinator · « **Reply #153 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:04:05 pm »

Quote from: Lents on July 11, 2010, 05:01:49 pm

Love them deckers mate, cuanto?

$60 US. will see if i can find out where to get them on tinternet and hit you back.

Lent§ · « **Reply #154 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:04:40 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 05:04:05 pm

$60 US. will see if i can find out where to get them on tinternet and hit you back.

Top man.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #155 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:06:51 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 pm

indeed. and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx. i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line. i've done all the fatboy slim videos. i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'. lots of fun. i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

Thats just unfair

Una cerveza, por favor · « **Reply #156 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:20:46 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 pm

indeed. and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx. i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line. i've done all the fatboy slim videos. i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'. lots of fun. i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

Fucking hell. I'm gonna boast to my friends now if that's OK with ya..

MidwestWool · « **Reply #157 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:28:25 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 04:54:46 pm

what you do in your own time is your own affair big man.

Loving the shoes you posted. And $60 is nothing for a good pair.

PeterJM · « **Reply #158 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:33:34 pm »

A similar style.Check these adidas bad boys out.A cracking addition for any summer wardrobe

hassinator · « **Reply #159 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:38:12 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 04:58:12 pm

these look like fun though i'd probably prefer a navy blue:

With the deck shoe obsession still in play, adidas welcomes an addition to its roster with the brand’s own rendition of the classic Summer staple. This version from the three stripes boasts a more contemporary look with a black canvas base, tonal black leather piping, and crisp white outsoles.

Retailing for only $60 USD, these can now be found through select retail accounts, including David Z.

i'm guessing david z is a us retailer....

http://www.davidz.com/