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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #160 on: April 13, 2015, 09:00:41 pm »
Rush/Fowler/Owen in this team we'd be 10-0 up.

Add Torres and it could be 15.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #161 on: April 13, 2015, 09:00:53 pm »
Sorry but some horribly negative Nigels in here. Love a bloody good moan.


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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #162 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:05 pm »
I think Brendan must be renting his car from Johnson...
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #163 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:15 pm »
How did Allen miss the clearance before that terrible tackle Lovren put in??? The ball only bounced like three feet in the air and still managed to get over him.

This is vintage Lucas. He's singlehandedly crushing the entire Newcastle eleven.

Err he's playing well so are others but WTF.  ???

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #164 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:34 pm »
Some beautiful stuff here, just wish we could have put the finishing touch on some of the moves.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #165 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:38 pm »
Err hes' paying well so are others but WTF.  ???

Lucas made seven tackles in that half. SEVEN.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #166 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:47 pm »
Henderson, he's just a shit Zinedine Zidane, just a shit Zinedine Zidane, shit Zinedine Zidane...

What a compliment.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #167 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:47 pm »
Need to come out flying now and grab another goal. That should put an end to them.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #168 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:52 pm »
Not dominant Mr. Bobby? Come the fuck on!

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #169 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:54 pm »
Are people comparing Henderson to Zidane in here?

Yere all on drugs or I've been spiked, one or the other.

Hendo playing fierce well tonight though. Johnson needs to get the finger out.
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #170 on: April 13, 2015, 09:01:56 pm »
Add Torres and it could be 15.

True.

I think any decent half decent striker would have had a couple right about now.

If we don't put some away, this game has 1-1 all over it.
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #171 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:01 pm »
That Lee Mason really does just bottle it, like regardless of which big teams at home.
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #172 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:06 pm »
Great performance for half hour or so, and then we lost control. Lucky to be 1-0 and at the same time we should have been out of sight. No excuses about lack of strikers are necessary: Coutinho's end product is not good enough. Great ability, plenty of potential, but needs to be much more clinical.
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #173 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:12 pm »
Seconded. Should be no-brainer really... he's been unlucky with his timing of injuries / being out the team/ under rated for periods etc

He is just an all round quality footballer. On top of that, he will be the longest standing player at the vlub, plays in the ideal position for a captain, and is a captain. Just so much faith in him from the  other players when he is on the pitch.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #174 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:23 pm »
How did Allen miss the clearance before that terrible tackle Lovren put in??? The ball only bounced like three feet in the air and still managed to get over him.
Looked like a subbuteo  player didn't he?
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #175 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:26 pm »
good to see Ibe back..

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #176 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:28 pm »
Yeh, fucking shithouse Mason not giving a stonewall penalty against. Lets not get into conspiracy theories about him being shite only to us, he's shite to the other 19 teams in the league!

He's just consistently fucking shite though mate! One decision they didn't get as opposed to the 5-6 we didn't get when they kept pulling shirts and impeding us?

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #177 on: April 13, 2015, 09:02:33 pm »
Are people comparing Henderson to Zidane in here?

Yere all on drugs or I've been spiked, one or the other.

Hendo playing fierce well tonight though. Johnson needs to get the finger out.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #178 on: April 13, 2015, 09:03:06 pm »
Newcastle's defence is pretty much non existent. 

I'm expecting Liverpool to get a second and kill the game, probably with in the 1st 10 minutes of the next half.

Let's see.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #179 on: April 13, 2015, 09:04:35 pm »
Add Torres and it could be 15.

Add Messi and it could be 25.

We could play this game all night ;D

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #180 on: April 13, 2015, 09:05:48 pm »
Add Messi and it could be 25.

We could play this game all night ;D

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #181 on: April 13, 2015, 09:06:06 pm »
Add Messi and it could be 25.

We could play this game all night ;D

Add Balotelli and it could be 24.

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #182 on: April 13, 2015, 09:06:49 pm »
Are people comparing Henderson to Zidane in here?

Yere all on drugs or I've been spiked, one or the other.

Hendo playing fierce well tonight though. Johnson needs to get the finger out.

Bayern Munich vintage Michael Ballack is the apt comparison.

That, or Iniesta.
Pirlo.
Messi.
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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #183 on: April 13, 2015, 09:14:46 pm »
Fuck me, what a miss.    ;D

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Re: Liverpool 1 - 0 Newcastle Half time
« Reply #184 on: April 13, 2015, 09:25:49 pm »
What a reception for Spiderman.    :thumbup

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Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle FT
« Reply #185 on: April 13, 2015, 09:51:25 pm »
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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #186 on: April 13, 2015, 09:51:28 pm »
That'll do

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Re: Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle FT
« Reply #187 on: April 13, 2015, 09:51:59 pm »
Nice calm win, no fuss.

Gutierrez coming on was the highlight for me.

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #188 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:01 pm »
Goal.
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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #189 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:10 pm »
3 points, clean sheet.

4 points off a City side in free fall.

We couldn't, could we?

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #190 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:24 pm »
Unlucky Paul, your boys had a go for 15 minutes. Pressed us hard but we got over it.

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #191 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:27 pm »
Delighted with the result, and that we didn't concede! On to the next one, Redmen.

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #192 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:32 pm »
Good stuff. Comfortable.

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Re: Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle FT
« Reply #193 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:38 pm »
Johnson doesn't look half bad once he gets far enough forward but christ did he turn off in our own half.

Sterling should have had a hattrick, but you can see his desire for it. He's getting into the right places... just needs to keep working on the finishing.

Who's next?

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Re: Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle FT
« Reply #194 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:49 pm »
Lee Mason is one of the smuggest wankers around, an absolute bellend.
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Re: Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle FT
« Reply #195 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:53 pm »
Today's been a pretty all-around great day.  ;D

Which probably means something bad will happen to me soon...   :-\
But, for now, things are pretty awesome!  ;D

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #196 on: April 13, 2015, 09:52:55 pm »
3 points, clean sheet.

4 points off a City side in free fall.

We couldn't, could we?

It would require a miracle. Plus we don't really look like CL quality. Good win though.

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #197 on: April 13, 2015, 09:53:00 pm »
Easy peasy. Few nervy moments but who cares. On to Wembley!

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #198 on: April 13, 2015, 09:53:06 pm »
Get in reds!!!!! Next stop wembleeeeey!!!!!

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Re: Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Full time
« Reply #199 on: April 13, 2015, 09:53:18 pm »
3 points, clean sheet.

4 points off a City side in free fall.

We couldn't, could we?
As said yesterday in the PL thread, it's essentially 5. We could. We need to convert our chances better than we did today though
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