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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5560 on: April 16, 2015, 06:59:35 pm »
Ibe in leo casino with a couple of the reserve lads.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5561 on: May 13, 2015, 12:45:50 pm »
Got a free upgrade to business with Emirates a few weeks ago, Alex Gerrard and the kids were up there.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5562 on: May 13, 2015, 12:51:19 pm »
Lucas walking out of Sports Direct  last week - cheapskate

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5563 on: May 13, 2015, 12:59:00 pm »
Got a free upgrade to business with Emirates a few weeks ago, Alex Gerrard and the kids were up there.
How/Why?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5564 on: May 13, 2015, 02:21:47 pm »
How/Why?

She's always on holiday in Dubai. Have a gaff on the Palm I think.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5565 on: May 13, 2015, 02:25:18 pm »
Was in a private box at Chester Races Friday, Michael Owen and Beelzebub himself were in the box next to us.

Lucky midget's horse won too, only after throwing it's jockey off first and doing a lap of the track riderless pretty much.

She's always on holiday in Dubai. Have a gaff on the Palm I think.

I'd hazard a guess that he's more interested in how you got the free upgrade - as am I?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5566 on: May 13, 2015, 08:45:48 pm »
Just remembered I saw Jason Mcateer carrying a young baby in a car seat at Starbucks in eastham a couple of weeks back. I was concerned he had been left in charge of a baby on his own but it looked like he was with his mum which was a relief.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5567 on: May 13, 2015, 08:51:59 pm »
How/Why?

Ah I see. No idea to be honest, I have loads of miles and am a silver member but it was only when I got to the gate and they scanned my boarding pass they then ripped it up and gave me a business one. It was class by the way, I didn't want to land.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5568 on: May 15, 2015, 11:33:10 am »
Just arrived at Gatwick after a holiday in Jamaica. Stood at the back in baggage reclaim, staring into space, then stirred by a familiar, quiet Scottish muttering. Looked up, at the back of a familiar looking haircut.

"That was Kenny Dalglish", said my partner. It was (my complete footballing hero).

I wandered over; not to say anything banal (he'd arrived from Barbados), just to look at my childhood hero, then went back to my own queue. People kept saying "is that Kenny Dalglish?".

After a few minutes, I had to point out that the bald bloke next to him, attracting no attention whatsoever, was Alan Shearer.

Sometimes forget that Shearer played under (twice) and won the league, under Kenny.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5569 on: May 15, 2015, 11:37:31 am »
Emre Can on bold st with his posse
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5570 on: May 22, 2015, 02:29:54 pm »
A lot of the players at Il Forno Liverpool

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5571 on: May 22, 2015, 03:07:34 pm »
A lot of the players at Il Forno Liverpool

Come on, that's not good enough, we need names!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5572 on: May 23, 2015, 09:24:40 am »
Just arrived at Gatwick after a holiday in Jamaica. Stood at the back in baggage reclaim, staring into space, then stirred by a familiar, quiet Scottish muttering. Looked up, at the back of a familiar looking haircut.

"That was Kenny Dalglish", said my partner. It was (my complete footballing hero).

I wandered over; not to say anything banal (he'd arrived from Barbados), just to look at my childhood hero, then went back to my own queue. People kept saying "is that Kenny Dalglish?".

After a few minutes, I had to point out that the bald bloke next to him, attracting no attention whatsoever, was Alan Shearer.




I hope Alan wasn't reminiscing yet again about his first game as a fan at Newcastle. 'I remember, we had a pie!' If I see that ad one more time I think I'll chuck the telly out!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5573 on: May 23, 2015, 12:41:34 pm »
Emre Can on bold st with his posse

That was nice of him.  Did he have it in a carrier or on a lead?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5574 on: May 23, 2015, 07:39:01 pm »
Just walked past Colin Pascoe at my hotel. Seen a few other guys with LFC training gear on. No idea why they're here...?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5575 on: May 23, 2015, 07:53:13 pm »
Just walked past Colin Pascoe at Crewe Hall hotel. Seen a few other guys with LFC training gear on. No idea why they're here...?
The match tomorrow?

Just guessing
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5576 on: May 23, 2015, 08:08:18 pm »
The match tomorrow?

Just guessing

I thought that but surely Stoke isn't so far away that they would need to stay in a hotel the night before the game?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5577 on: May 23, 2015, 08:13:55 pm »
Just seen some guys in Liverpool club ties as well. I'll be down at breakfast early...

EDIT haha, it is the squad staying here. Just walked past Lucas, Can and Mignolet. Security making sure I stayed well back!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5578 on: May 24, 2015, 10:23:36 am »
All Premier League clubs spend the night before an away game in a hotel

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5579 on: May 24, 2015, 11:32:36 am »
Just seen some guys in Liverpool club ties as well. I'll be down at breakfast early...

EDIT haha, it is the squad staying here. Just walked past Lucas, Can and Mignolet. Security making sure I stayed well back!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5580 on: May 24, 2015, 12:18:06 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5581 on: May 24, 2015, 12:27:07 pm »
'Stay back peasant, Mr Lovren is planning his next atrocity of a performance and does not wish to be disturbed by the likes of you, and don't look him in the eye either, you're not good enough'

Haha it was like that. Saw all the players this morning, will post a few photos later. They were very nice and stopped to sign autographs for a couple of kids.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5582 on: May 24, 2015, 01:19:01 pm »
Saw Jan Molby in a BMW after the game last week, also Graeme Le Saux on the way out.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5583 on: May 24, 2015, 09:33:00 pm »
Just walked past Colin Pascoe at my hotel.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5584 on: May 24, 2015, 11:59:36 pm »
Forgot to mention I bumped into Nicolas Anelka a week ago in a London shopping complex. Sporting a trendy beard and with who I presume is his missus.

Thought he was still contracted to an English club but wiki tells me he went to Mumbai City last year (!) and is currently a free agent.

He asked me for a photo but I politely declined.  8)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5585 on: May 25, 2015, 05:51:39 pm »
Saw Jan Molby in a BMW after the game last week, also Graeme Le Saux on the way out.

Graeme Le Saux you say. Did he have a copy of the guardian with him?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5586 on: May 25, 2015, 08:13:57 pm »
I saw Norwich City's John Ruddy on Saturday at Banham zoo. He was with his son and daughter. His son was wearing our home shirt with Sturridge on the back. Made me smile!
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« Reply #5587 on: May 25, 2015, 08:16:29 pm »
I saw Norwich City's John Ruddy on Saturday at Banham zoo. He was with his son and daughter. His son was wearing our home shirt with Sturridge on the back. Made me smile!

Bet Ruddy won't allow a Suarez one in the house in case it gives him nightmares. ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5588 on: May 25, 2015, 08:21:46 pm »

He asked me for a photo but I politely declined.  8)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5589 on: May 25, 2015, 09:16:28 pm »
Alan Hansen and his missus in a furniture store in Gemini retail park in Warrington. They went for a beige number with free antimacassers. Winner, winner chicken dinner

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5590 on: May 26, 2015, 06:50:11 pm »
Alright guys, my 6 a side team won the chance to play against the Liverpool legends in a competition run by Nivea earlier this month.

Thought this video might be of interest to some of you. Was an incredible experience, and the legends were a top laugh, in particular Barnes and Rushie. Have a watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6aZIiKWuhE

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5591 on: May 26, 2015, 06:55:19 pm »
Alright guys, my 6 a side team won the chance to play against the Liverpool legends in a competition run by Nivea earlier this month.

Thought this video might be of interest to some of you. Was an incredible experience, and the legends were a top laugh, in particular Barnes and Rushie. Have a watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6aZIiKWuhE

Haha thats quality. Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5592 on: May 26, 2015, 09:48:39 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5593 on: May 29, 2015, 01:04:38 am »
Seen jordon ibe before in L1 confused why hes not in dubai. Seen leighton baines aswell on crutches watching mccartney
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5594 on: May 29, 2015, 01:40:44 am »
Graeme Le Saux you say. Did he have a copy of the guardian with him?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5595 on: June 6, 2015, 09:25:41 am »
Una Emery outside my house yesterday. He was already chatting with a couple of fellas so I didn't say hello.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5596 on: June 6, 2015, 11:06:46 am »
Una Emery outside my house yesterday. He was already chatting with a couple of fellas so I didn't say hello.

It's normally his brother Dick who is spotted leaving your door isn't it?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5597 on: June 6, 2015, 11:13:50 am »
It's normally his brother Dick who is spotted leaving your door isn't it?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5598 on: June 6, 2015, 06:06:09 pm »
It's normally his brother Dick who is spotted leaving your door isn't it?

Ooh you are awful Nick.  But I like you ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5599 on: July 5, 2015, 06:17:01 pm »
Jose Enrique and his missus in Mercia airport this morning, obviously flying back for preseason training tomorrow
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