SameHard to pinpoint what he's boss at, but he's clearly boss at scoring goals.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Just tuned in online and went back to the goal. How does Danny Murphy keep his job? Actually laughed out loud when he said Pedro had made the most of it. He's a fucking moron
How is that not a foul by Dembele
Can't agree with that mate. I'd even take a fit Daniel Sturridge over Kane.
Bobby Blue shoes is in the stadium, how did he get the Belgium job?
He'll end up being the PL all time scorer by a mile.
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Can't get my head around Kane. He's not the quickest, not the most skillful, doesn't have the best shot, isn't the most physically imposing, doesn't take the best set pieces... yet is still one of the best strikers out there.
No he wont. He'll need an average of 19 goals a season for the next 10 years to get near it.
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I think Nadal is brilliant. One of the top 10 ever.
Crosby Nick never fails.
Was a prank for Belgian TV that went too far. They've been Merckxed.
The match is stretched at the mo.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
Can you actually tackle Spurs without it being given as a foul?
Decent watch so far though.
Needs a few 25-30s in his prime
I think if robots played football they would look and play like Spurs.
England's Thomas Muller?
Could end up being a genius move though. What kind of message does it send to Spurs if Chelsea beat them with their 2 best attacking players on the bench? This game is must win for Spurs now I'd say.
Good shout, that. Neither are quick, neither are tricky. But they have fantastic game awareness and the knack of finding great positions in the box. As someone above pointed out, Raul was another with those instincts.
If Kane's first touch was better then he'd been in.