Author Topic: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham 5.15PM | Arsenal v Man. City Sunday 3PM  (Read 20367 times)

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Same

Hard to pinpoint what he's boss at, but he's clearly boss at scoring goals.

He's not even the 'poacher' type striker like a Filipo Inzaghi, who scored a million tap ins. But he just scores and scores, and I still can't figure out what he's really good at. Other than scoring goals obviously.

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How is that not a foul by Dembele :lmao
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That hold Dembele just got away with.  :lmao

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Just tuned in online and went back to the goal. How does Danny Murphy keep his job? Actually laughed out loud when he said Pedro had made the most of it. He's a fucking moron

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How didn't Willian get the free-kick on the edge of the box there? :D
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How is that not a foul by Dembele? More WWE than football- Spurs don't half grapple and get away with it

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Same

Hard to pinpoint what he's boss at, but he's clearly boss at scoring goals.

That's what we used to say about Rushie.
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The match is stretched at the mo.
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How is that not a foul by Dembele :lmao
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Can't agree with that mate. I'd even take a fit Daniel Sturridge over Kane.

Aguero's all-round game isn't up to much these days. If he's not scoring he's pretty useless whereas Kane is central to almost everything Tottenham do in an attacking sense.

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Bobby Blue shoes is in the stadium, how did he get the Belgium job? :lmao
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Can't agree with that mate. I'd even take a fit Daniel Sturridge over Kane.

Good one.
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Bobby Blue shoes is in the stadium, how did he get the Belgium job? :lmao

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He'll end up being the PL all time scorer by a mile.

No he wont. He'll need an average of 19 goals a season for the next 10 years to get near it.
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Chelsea can't keep hold of the ball at the moment.
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Can't get my head around Kane. He's not the quickest, not the most skillful, doesn't have the best shot, isn't the most physically imposing, doesn't take the best set pieces... yet is still one of the best strikers out there.

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No he wont. He'll need an average of 19 goals a season for the next 10 years to get near it.
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Bobby Blue shoes is in the stadium, how did he get the Belgium job? :lmao

Was a prank for Belgian TV that went too far. They've been Merckxed.

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Was a prank for Belgian TV that went too far. They've been Merckxed.

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Can you actually tackle Spurs without it being given as a foul?

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The match is stretched at the mo.

Decent watch so far though.
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I think if robots played football they would look and play like Spurs.

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Can you actually tackle Spurs without it being given as a foul?

To be fair Chelsea are not doing a good job of it so far. Panicking way too much.
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Bobby Blue shoes is in the stadium, how did he get the Belgium job? :lmao

Did I spot him sporting a beard? If so, that's one of the reasons he failed at Everton. Never had one.

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Decent watch so far though.

It is, Spurs on top at the mo, & it's Chelsea looking edgy.
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Chelsea need to show a bit more ambition here, Spurs are looking sharp after the goal.

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Needs a few 25-30s in his prime

Not beyond the realms of possibility he'll catch Shearer, but to say he'll be top scorer by a mile is simply hyperbole at this stage
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If Kane's first touch was better then he'd been in.
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I think if robots played football they would look and play like Spurs.

I was thinking something similar, I think our attacking style is a lot more exciting than Spurs, for all that they they are fast and efficient.
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Good shout, that. Neither are quick, neither are tricky. But they have fantastic game awareness and the knack of finding great positions in the box. As someone above pointed out, Raul was another with those instincts.
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Re: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham | Arsenal v Man. City
« Reply #191 on: April 22, 2017, 05:56:05 pm »
Could end up being a genius move though. What kind of message does it send to Spurs if Chelsea beat them with their 2 best attacking players on the bench? This game is must win for Spurs now I'd say.

Exactly, and if they lose they'll have an excuse to convince them this was anything but a loss to a better team that's also chasing them for the title. Conte's playing the safe card ala Mourinho. Would have respected him far more if he'd fielded his strongest team though. It's almost like he's admitting he's concerned the effect of a loss would have on his players.
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Chelsea on the ropes here. Need half time badly.
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Good shout, that. Neither are quick, neither are tricky. But they have fantastic game awareness and the knack of finding great positions in the box. As someone above pointed out, Raul was another with those instincts.

Raul was doing at the highest stage. Kane can barely score in the Europa.  ;D

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Penalty Chelsea
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Penalty given to Chelsea.

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If Kane's first touch was better then he'd been in.
To be fair you'd have to have been zidane to put yourself through on goal with the ball dropping into you like that
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Chelsea 2 Tottenham Hotspur 1

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