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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11680 on: March 21, 2017, 04:19:55 pm »
Are you confusing him with Rooney?

To be fair, he was clearly miles off the pace, overweight and kept heading back to Granny all the time.
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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11681 on: March 21, 2017, 04:44:30 pm »
I'd be heading home all the time too if Mourinho was my boss and Ana Ivanovic was my wife.
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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11682 on: March 21, 2017, 05:14:16 pm »
I'm gonna guess that he'll be fit as soon as the international break is over.

His face wont be though.

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11683 on: March 21, 2017, 05:24:08 pm »
Schweiny says goodbye

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39336934

Schweinsteiger, who was signed by the Old Trafford club under former boss Louis van Gaal in July 2015, trained alone or with the Under-23 side at United after Jose Mourinho took over as manager last summer.

He returned to the first-team set-up before a Europa League game against Fenerbahce in November and played his first game for the club this season in an EFL Cup win over West Ham on 30 November.

However, he has made just three further appearances for the club - scoring one goal - with his last outing coming as a substitute against Saint-Etienne in the Europa League on 22 February.

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Never quite happened for him did it ? Another failure.

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11684 on: March 21, 2017, 05:28:15 pm »
I see he's been making some sly digs at Van Gaal recently, the man who gave him his first proper coaching role in football when he was previously known merely as a translator with some bright ideas. All this after stabbing Van Gaal in the back last season by pursuing his job on the sly. Class act that man, total class act. Not content with stealing Van Gaal's job (and let's not forget the humiliating way he was sacked, right after winning the FA Cup) he is now out to damage his reputation too. Horrible, nasty man.

As for Utd, they're not finishing above us this season, or in the top 4. Their only hope of CL football next season is winning the Europa League, which they might well do because the quality is poor this year by the usual standards (though hopefully Roma can do something). It's only recently they drew with Hull and Bournemouth at home and came within a last minute Rooney free kick of losing to Stoke. They're not going on a winning run with that fixture list. Soton away, Spurs away, Arsenal away, City away, Chelsea? Don't worry about this lot. If we perform like we've shown we can do we'll finish comfortably in top 4.

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11685 on: March 21, 2017, 05:31:18 pm »
Their only hope of CL football next season is winning the Europa League, which they might well do because the quality is poor this year by the usual standards (though hopefully Roma can do something).

Are they getting reinstated?

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11686 on: March 21, 2017, 05:49:26 pm »
I see the "Roma is a great team" bandwagon is alive and well in RAWK

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11687 on: March 21, 2017, 06:44:20 pm »
His face wont be though.

I guess it depends on your definition of 'fit', his face gets a real workout every game so it must be in pretty good shape.

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11688 on: March 21, 2017, 06:59:42 pm »
I guess it depends on your definition of 'fit', his face gets a real workout every game so it must be in pretty good shape.

You're right, maybe hes resting for the world gurning champs in early April

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11689 on: March 21, 2017, 10:10:38 pm »
Never quite happened for him did it ? Another failure.


That's the problem with signing 28-year olds as has become the norm for these since the last few years since Ferguson's reign. You never know what you're going to get and how long they'll be at it, IF they continue their form.

Worst thing- if they don't work out, you have a massive financial loss. Another Falcao. Van Persie- even though he only lasted a season was their best purchase in recent years and Ferguson bought him when he was on the cusp of 28.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11690 on: March 22, 2017, 08:24:26 pm »

Apparently it's an old tweet but even so :lmao
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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11691 on: March 22, 2017, 09:46:53 pm »

Apparently it's an old tweet but even so :lmao

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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11692 on: March 23, 2017, 10:32:23 am »
Whats he moaning at? he struggles to get into the team anyways!
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Re: José Mourinho - Storming up the table like a boss. Best team ever.
« Reply #11693 on: March 23, 2017, 11:13:28 am »
It's fake moaning. He absolutely loves eating past and everything else at whatever time. Him being fat proves it.
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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11694 on: March 23, 2017, 12:23:54 pm »
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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11695 on: March 23, 2017, 09:03:43 pm »
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11696 on: March 26, 2017, 05:35:37 pm »
Keith Gillespie elbowing the fuck out of someone for Utd in a fucking charity match...

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11697 on: March 26, 2017, 06:26:27 pm »
Keith Gillespie elbowing the fuck out of someone for Utd in a fucking charity match...

https://twitter.com/djmcbreen/status/845798805823893504

Must have had money on a red card.

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11698 on: March 26, 2017, 06:34:39 pm »
Must have had money on a red card.

I'll give you your dues Nick, you never miss an opportunity for a devilishly clever quip ;D

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11699 on: March 26, 2017, 06:47:29 pm »
Keith Gillespie elbowing the fuck out of someone for Utd in a fucking charity match...

https://twitter.com/djmcbreen/status/845798805823893504

Wasn't he the one who, a few years back, came on as a sub and then got himself sent off for elbowing someone before the game even restarted? Was on the pitch for something like 8 seconds.  Forget who he was playing for.

Anyway, a player in a Manchester United shirt elbowing someone. That's a first. ::)

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11700 on: March 26, 2017, 07:52:21 pm »
A manc twat fan I know said last night that the Europa league was already won and they would finish second in the table. Deluded twat  ::)

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11701 on: March 26, 2017, 07:54:16 pm »
Wasn't he the one who, a few years back, came on as a sub and then got himself sent off for elbowing someone before the game even restarted? Was on the pitch for something like 8 seconds.  Forget who he was playing for.

Anyway, a player in a Manchester United shirt elbowing someone. That's a first. ::)

Think you're right. Was it for Sheffield United?  Technically sent off after 0 seconds as planned hadn't restarted after he came on as a sub.

Think the same feat was achieved by Walter Boyd of Swansea. :D

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11702 on: March 26, 2017, 09:44:08 pm »
Gillespie did ok but didnt get any where near the level he was supposed to. You have to have a good head on your shoulders to go with the talent. As that clip proves to us again, he didnt have one.

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11703 on: March 27, 2017, 02:26:33 am »
Gillespie did ok but didnt get any where near the level he was supposed to. You have to have a good head on your shoulders to go with the talent. As that clip proves to us again, he didnt have one.

I was in Julie's nightclub in Newcastle in around 97ish.
Went to the loo and someone was in a cubicle, but door open with their back to me, absolutely throwing his guts up. Finished having my piss and just im leaving the puker came out and it was Keith Gillespie wiping sick from his face.
He was playing for Newcastle at the time and getting in that kind of state.

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11704 on: March 27, 2017, 04:29:52 am »
I was in Julie's nightclub in Newcastle in around 97ish.
Went to the loo and someone was in a cubicle, but door open with their back to me, absolutely throwing his guts up. Finished having my piss and just im leaving the puker came out and it was Keith Gillespie wiping sick from his face.
He was playing for Newcastle at the time and getting in that kind of state.

To be fair to Keith Gillespie I read an excerpt from his book about him shagging some bird and her fella arriving home and asking "Keith Gillespie, were you shaggin our lass?" and then him scoring the next day and one of his team mates screaming that in his face during the celebration and thinking about it still gives me a chuckle.

Still a massive bellend for that elbow, mind.

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11705 on: March 27, 2017, 12:55:27 pm »
It's almost as if they've been shit for a few years now and are worried that the fair weather elements in their support are going to stop renewing season tickets so they have to make stuff up to dupe them.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-trigger-neymars-200m-10106903


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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11706 on: March 27, 2017, 01:10:56 pm »
It's almost as if they've been shit for a few years now and are worried that the fair weather elements in their support are going to stop renewing season tickets so they have to make stuff up to dupe them.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-trigger-neymars-200m-10106903

 :lmao  Imagine Neymar leaving the biggest club in the world to join a team that scrambles for 4th place ever year in the premiership? What a load of BS
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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11707 on: March 27, 2017, 02:18:00 pm »
It's almost as if they've been shit for a few years now and are worried that the fair weather elements in their support are going to stop renewing season tickets so they have to make stuff up to dupe them.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-trigger-neymars-200m-10106903


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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11710 on: March 27, 2017, 03:30:13 pm »
Looks like they already signed Neymar, Griezmann, Mbappe. Somebody stop them please! ;D

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11711 on: March 27, 2017, 05:31:56 pm »
:lmao  Imagine Neymar leaving the biggest club in the world to join a team that scrambles for 4th place ever year in the premiership? What a load of BS

Don't think there is any chance of that happening. Even Griezmann signing wouldn't make much sense for him. Having said that with the wonderful attacking football that Mourinho advocates I guess there will be no stopping all these attacking dynamos from going to OT.  8)
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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11712 on: March 27, 2017, 06:26:22 pm »
Regardless of that which won't happen. 200m for neymar 😂 I'm sorry but 😂
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« Reply #11713 on: March 27, 2017, 06:43:57 pm »
Don't think there is any chance of that happening. Even Griezmann signing wouldn't make much sense for him. Having said that with the wonderful attacking football that Mourinho advocates I guess there will be no stopping all these attacking dynamos from going to OT.  8)

Griezmann will be a good replacement for Darmian in shitcoat's mind.

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« Reply #11714 on: March 27, 2017, 06:55:46 pm »
Griezmann will be a good supplement for Darmian in shitcoat's mind.

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11716 on: March 28, 2017, 04:15:28 pm »
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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11717 on: March 28, 2017, 08:48:00 pm »
Don't put your arm around a waitress and call her love if you want to keep your job

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« Reply #11718 on: March 28, 2017, 09:23:43 pm »
Don't put your arm around a waitress and call her love if you want to keep your job

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Re: José Mourinho - One with the Pasta-bum hairpiece
« Reply #11719 on: March 28, 2017, 09:47:18 pm »
Don't put your arm around a waitress and call her love if you want to keep your job

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-comedian-absolute-joke-10116750

To be fair, I can see why that wouldn't be tolerated.

Besides, only siblings are allowed to do that to each other in Manchester.
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