Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?.

[7777]

Just figured it'd be appropriate to post in this thread

[the_red_pill]

Their squad must be really week if they're in seventh, it would almost be a sin to mock them.

Intentional?

[the_red_pill]

The best thing about this whole thing is that if you look on Red Cafe, they think Mourinho is a genius that can do no wrong.

Apparantly the most expensive squad in footballing history is shite and Mourinho is doing an amazing job keeping them even this far up the table.

To be fair to the Red Cafe posters - all the ones kissing Mourinhos bum have clearly never been to a football ground in their lives, but still..

It's the "Unbeaten" tag mate. Too bad that they haven't realized that the draws at those times when we/everyone slipped up were the ones that a great manager should have capitalized on. A squad/manager with a mentality not fit for purpose would do exactly what they did- not capitalize on those draws/losses.

[the_red_pill]

Just figured it'd be appropriate to post in this thread

[thisyearisouryear]

Just figured it'd be appropriate to post in this thread

[didi shamone]

Rojos favourite song is the pixies - monkey gone to seven.

[timmyonions]

The best thing about this whole thing is that if you look on Red Cafe, they think Mourinho is a genius that can do no wrong.

Apparantly the most expensive squad in footballing history is shite and Mourinho is doing an amazing job keeping them even this far up the table.

To be fair to the Red Cafe posters - all the ones kissing Mourinhos bum have clearly never been to a football ground in their lives, but still..

Lets be honest,they are blinded by his hatred for us.That alone get unconditional love and support over there.Plus he`s a c*nt like a lot of there fanbase,full of hatred and bitterness.
By the time they click on he`s not quite the manager they need,the damage will be done.

[Iska]

I'm wondering whether that's the real reason why the cu*t's default position is siege mentality, even though it always goes wrong after a couple of seasons - the fans never stop lapping it up, so he's always in a strong position to get a lavish payoff.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Not often I read Red Cafe, but thought I'd see what they thought of things and they actually think the football being served up by Mourinho is better now that it has been.

Amazing stuff. They've spawned some wins with, what is it ten offside goals? They've got away with players not being sent off for them (But of course they all feel the refs are 'against them' and they've only beaten Spurs out of the 'top teams'

And despite this they think they are doing well.

I think Mourinho is doing a wonderful job. I love the man. How can anyone be angry with him after what he's done at Old Trafford?

[Suareznumber7]

Just figured it'd be appropriate to post in this thread

 

[4pool]

Didn't realize Apple was a sponsor over at Man Utd. Named a phone after them iPhone 7

[4pool]

Probably getting old news to the poor Mancs now this business of 7. As old as ...



But having said that, that was their heyday back when windows7 ruled the world..

[fudge]

Just figured it'd be appropriate to post in this thread

[jillcwhomever]

I'm wondering whether that's the real reason why the cu*t's default position is siege mentality, even though it always goes wrong after a couple of seasons - the fans never stop lapping it up, so he's always in a strong position to get a lavish payoff.

He is getting in his excuses early when they finish in sixth place. The fact that so many of their fans feel he is doing a good job, is just fantastic, keep him on I say give him another contract United board. They were born to be together, forever in 6th place.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Unreal. They all think they are 'obviously' going to easily get fourth place.

Most think that they'll finish 3rd or 2nd.

[elsewhere]

while we are at it

[Andy @ Allerton!]

"I'll get you back my little love!"

[sms1986]

Intentional?

It is.

[didi shamone]

Beating the mighty Middlesbrough. This plucky underdog story may be about to take another twist.

[Doc Red]

They've been punching above their weight all season. No one else deserves 6th place as much as they do. #vengeance#reclaimourrank#underdog

[Crosby Nick]

Beating the mighty Middlesbrough. This plucky underdog story may be about to take another twist.

This has the potential to be the greatest away win since our victory against Trabzonspor.

[Iska]

You've got to hand it to them.  Home ties against Rostov on Thursday, game against Middlesbrough three days later - there's not many sides could come out the other side of that with two wins.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

You've got to hand it to them.  Home ties against Rostov on Thursday, game against Middlesbrough three days later - there's not many sides could come out the other side of that with two wins.

I'll hand them fucking nothing, look at their squad and the amount of money they spent.


Fuck them

[Chakan]

I'll hand them fucking nothing, look at their squad and the amount of money they spent.


Fuck them

He was being sarcastic mate

[deFacto please, you bastards]

He was being sarcastic mate

My mistake 

[Kekule]

Looks like they're going fifth.  I wonder how we could continue to take the piss by using the number 5?

Hmmm...

Oh, I know...

[elsewhere]

I'll hand them fucking nothing, look at their squad and the amount of money they spent.


Fuck them

 

[didi shamone]

Fyffes bananas have been announced as the new sponsors of Manchester united.

[SerbianScouser]

Stories will be told, legends will be made. History was made today, Utd finally climbed up all the way to dizzy heights of 5th place on the table. Fair play.

[didi shamone]

Jose had a Moyes like celebration at the end. Priceless stuff.

[Doc Red]

I'll hand them fucking nothing, look at their squad and the amount of money they spent.
Fuck them

Haha!

Stories will be told, legends will be made. History was made today, Utd finally climbed up all the way to dizzy heights of 5th place on the table. Fair play.

Back on their perch. Was well worth the wait, and thoroughly deserved. Now that they've got their grips on the 5th place trophy, I doubt they'll be letting it go, such was their determination to capture it.

[jillcwhomever]

Jose had a Moyes like celebration at the end. Priceless stuff.

I have got to see this. 

Fair play to them for such a club, with such a tiny playing staff 5th place is some doing. Everyone else  needs to fear them. The swagger is back. 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Stories will be told, legends will be made. History was made today, Utd finally climbed up all the way to dizzy heights of 5th place on the table. Fair play.

Best team in the league.

Mourinho's humility, dignity and niceness always shines through.

[Nitramdorf]

Looks like they're going fifth.  I wonder how we could continue to take the piss by using the number 5?

Hmmm...

Oh, I know...

Well played

[deFacto please, you bastards]

They should give them the title now, such is their quality, string of unbeaten results and confidence despite the ref's, the league and the world being against them.

Jose Mourinho is a true visionary, a man of the people, one of football's greatest icons, what an honor to see him on the touchline each match.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

What a man - Mourinho doesn't have a hissy fit in an interview.

What a man!

[sinnermichael]

[jillcwhomever]

What a man - Mourinho doesn't have a hissy fit in an interview.

What a man!

Yay he's a laugh a minute is Jose, bet he'll be cracking jokes and laughing like a baby after this. 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Yay he's a laugh a minute is Jose, bet he'll be cracking jokes and laughing like a baby after this. 

Some people think that he's a pathetic man and a bad loser, but he was lovely today.

That classy way that he caused trouble in the tunnel was the measure of what a great guy he is.

[Zlen]

It's good to make fun of them and yes, they are a shit, underachieving bunch of assholes - but if they win their game in hand - we're level on points with them.