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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1000 on: January 15, 2017, 07:01:44 pm »


c*nt at the front got a selfie stick for Christmas, from his nan.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1001 on: January 15, 2017, 07:02:26 pm »
didn't show the tweet so edited the link

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1002 on: January 15, 2017, 07:04:44 pm »
I always liked Blazin' Squad, it's good to have them back.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1003 on: January 25, 2017, 03:19:28 pm »
Did Shevchenko score his rebound?
Why was there an ambulance behind the goal for Tommason's Penalty?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1004 on: January 25, 2017, 03:23:26 pm »
c*nt at the front got a selfie stick for Christmas, from his nan.

Is that Kirk from Coronation street at the back left?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1005 on: January 25, 2017, 04:26:45 pm »
;D ;D  .. Bouncy Floors-Lol..

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1006 on: January 25, 2017, 04:54:48 pm »
Is that Kirk from Coronation street at the back left?

Thought it was Jan Kromkamp myself, if anyone remembers.
Did Shevchenko score his rebound?
Why was there an ambulance behind the goal for Tommason's Penalty?
HOW DID GUDJOHNSEN MISS??

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1007 on: February 27, 2017, 04:11:39 pm »
:lmao
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1008 on: February 27, 2017, 04:19:07 pm »
^ turned out it was their own teams bus didn't it?  ;D

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1009 on: February 27, 2017, 04:21:32 pm »
Crystal Meths more like

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1010 on: February 27, 2017, 05:58:14 pm »
Would have been so much better if Cock Piss Pardew was still manager!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1011 on: February 27, 2017, 06:32:46 pm »
The damage was 40.000 Pounds? Did they fix it by buying a new one?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1012 on: March 1, 2017, 08:22:39 am »
Would have been so much better if Cock Piss Pardew was still manager!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1013 on: March 3, 2017, 06:55:01 pm »
I remember watching that on telly back in the day. Everyone in school was going on about it the next day.


remember it too

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i remember his 'three things, a great game of football, a skinful of booze and a bloody good punch up'

not happy days

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1014 on: March 5, 2017, 03:10:06 pm »
A Russian politician has proposed turning football hooliganism into a sport. More: http://bbc.in/2lNUC2O

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A Russian politician has proposed turning football hooliganism into a sport, according to a report from the Associated Press.

Igor Lebedev has drawn up rules for "draka" - the Russian word for fight - which he said would involve 20 unarmed competitors on each side in a brawl.

Groups of Russia fans were deported from France after repeated scenes of violence at Euro 2016.

Russia will host the next World Cup in summer 2018.

Lebedev, who represents the opposition Liberal Democratic Party of Russia, is also on the board of the Russian Football Union.

He published the proposal on his party's website, stating: "Russia would be a pioneer in a new sport. Fans arrive, for example, and start picking fights. And they get the answer - challenge accepted. A meeting in a stadium at a set time.''

Following clashes between his country's fans and England supporters at Euro 2016, Lebedev said he "did not see anything terrible about fans fighting".

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1015 on: March 5, 2017, 03:15:07 pm »
Sounds delightful. Russia next year is gonna be great.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1016 on: March 5, 2017, 03:34:08 pm »
Napoleon Dynamite is a well ard cant
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1017 on: March 6, 2017, 06:51:31 pm »
Did Shevchenko score his rebound?
Why was there an ambulance behind the goal for Tommason's Penalty?
HOW DID GUDJOHNSEN MISS??

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1018 on: April 9, 2017, 11:09:17 pm »
Not hooligans but thought it was worth posting these 2 whoppers :lmao



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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1019 on: April 10, 2017, 08:51:59 pm »
Not hooligans but thought it was worth posting these 2 whoppers :lmao




:o :o

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1020 on: April 13, 2017, 10:49:13 am »


Guy at my school did something similar to this on an Icecream van - The Van then went on an A road and he fell off doing 40MPH and had quite severe brain damage.  True Story.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1021 on: April 13, 2017, 11:07:05 am »
Guy at my school did something similar to this on an Icecream van - The Van then went on an A road and he fell off doing 40MPH and had quite severe brain damage.  True Story.

So he actually got brain freeze?







(I'm sorry, poor taste I know!)
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1022 on: April 13, 2017, 11:40:39 am »
So he actually got brain freeze?







(I'm sorry, poor taste I know!)

You bad man.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1023 on: April 13, 2017, 11:43:25 am »
You bad man.


I know, will ten hail marys and an our father suffice?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1024 on: April 13, 2017, 11:51:09 am »
Guy at my school did something similar to this on an Icecream van - The Van then went on an A road and he fell off doing 40MPH and had quite severe brain damage.  True Story.
Before or after the accident?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1025 on: April 13, 2017, 12:12:44 pm »
Guy at my school did something similar to this on an Icecream van - The Van then went on an A road and he fell off doing 40MPH and had quite severe brain damage.  True Story.
Was He sprinkled over the carriageway? Did he have crushed nuts or just flake out?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1026 on: April 13, 2017, 01:51:25 pm »
Not hooligans but thought it was worth posting these 2 whoppers :lmao





I take it Mr Brexit is a Stoke fan?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1027 on: April 13, 2017, 01:55:23 pm »
I take it Mr Brexit is a Stoke fan?

I wasn't sure myself. They've been with Warrior for 2-3 years now, but were Adidas before that I think?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1028 on: April 13, 2017, 01:56:57 pm »
Guy at my school did something similar to this on an Icecream van - The Van then went on an A road and he fell off doing 40MPH and had quite severe brain damage.  True Story.

About 32 years ago a kid by ours did that on the bus, got off at the bus stop and walked out into the road without looking, got hit by an Artic.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1029 on: April 13, 2017, 01:58:59 pm »
I take it Mr Brexit is a Stoke fan?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1030 on: April 13, 2017, 02:00:33 pm »
If ever there was a person to 'accidentally' spill your drink on...

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1031 on: April 13, 2017, 04:32:36 pm »
Brentford

Don't spoil a good story with facts!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1032 on: April 13, 2017, 06:00:38 pm »
Guy at my school did something similar to this on an Icecream van - The Van then went on an A road and he fell off doing 40MPH

should have sued them...could have got hundreds and thousands....
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1033 on: April 13, 2017, 06:54:17 pm »
'Gibraltar is ours...'

Leicester let themselves down badly last night. Small time wankers.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1034 on: April 13, 2017, 06:55:31 pm »
should have sued them...could have got hundreds and thousands....

No - that's a massive exaggeration. I'd have said they'd get 99.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1035 on: April 13, 2017, 06:58:25 pm »
'Gibraltar is ours...'

Leicester let themselves down badly last night. Small time wankers.
Not to mention singing about bombing germany!!!!    fuk the small time inbred fukwits!!
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1036 on: April 13, 2017, 07:46:40 pm »
should have sued them...could have got hundreds and thousands....

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1037 on: April 13, 2017, 07:51:05 pm »
Not to mention singing about bombing germany!!!!    fuk the small time inbred fukwits!!

I'm sure that would have gone down well with Huth and Zieler if they heard their own fans singing.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1038 on: April 13, 2017, 09:04:21 pm »
Spanish plod do not fuck about.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1039 on: April 14, 2017, 03:07:10 am »
'Gibraltar is ours...'

Leicester let themselves down badly last night. Small time wankers.
Contrast that with Dortmund...

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