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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 01:43:24 pm »
Lol, Joey Barton  :wave

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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 01:44:04 pm »
Like him or not, at the top of his game he could do a job as the holding midfielder.
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 05:49:50 pm »
As good as any midfielder when they're in an England shirt more like it.

Not that that's a significant achievement.
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 06:25:52 pm »
Like him or not, at the top of his game he could do a job as the holding midfielder.

You mean a crap one?

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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 06:30:06 pm »
Like him or not, at the top of his game he could do a job as the holding midfielder.
No. Unless that job is generally be a complete gobshite thuggy c*nt.
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 08:04:18 pm »
Had the potential to be one of the best midfielders in England except for the fact that he's a scumbag.

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 08:37:04 pm »
To be fair, on his day release, he's as good if not better than Tony Hibbert, maybe even Salif Diao given a push.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 08:59:49 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 09:00:24 pm »
Had the potential to be one of the best midfielders in England except for the fact that he's a scumbag.

he really isn't that good
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 09:01:58 pm »
he really isn't that good
Correct.
It's not just the fact he's a piece of work that clouds people's judgements, it's that he really wasn't that good. Decent prem player? Yes, potentially one of England's best? No.
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 09:03:16 pm »
I've always admired his ability as a footballer, he's a great box to box midfielder.  Its a shame that he's let his temper get in the way of what would have been a good International career but he only has himself to blame.

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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 09:05:23 pm »
"I don't say this lightly, but I'm a much more rounded footballer now than I was when I first signed for this club. Injuries have restricted my chances to show that."

No, court cases and prison cells have, you massive quim.
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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2010, 09:11:05 pm »
Another 'what could of been' footballer passes by and lives his lost chances in the press.

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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2010, 09:12:55 pm »
We've heard all the 'i've changed' shite from him before though, then he comes to Anfield and assaults one of our players (Xabi?) not long after. He told the world he's reformed after nearly blinding that Manchester City youth lad, then goes and kicks the shite out of someone in town. He's a cock, fuck him.
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2010, 11:28:49 pm »
Leave him alone, he'll take his place among English football's hall of fame someday. God bless Joey.
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2010, 11:30:29 pm »
Self delusional twat

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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2010, 11:30:42 pm »
We've heard all the 'i've changed' shite from him before though, then he comes to Anfield and assaults one of our players (Xabi?) not long after. He told the world he's reformed after nearly blinding that Manchester City youth lad, then goes and kicks the shite out of someone in town. He's a cock, fuck him.


The cigar incident with the young lad at some Christmas do, while he has his attributes as a footballer he is still a very unhinged individual.  Thug on the pitch and off it too, have read before that he blames drink as his common denominator for his rage.  Whilst it is a contributory factor it can not excuse his disgusting antics whilst playing football and getting paid for it very very well.

Many many young lads do not make their dream of becoming a professional footballer but Barton was gifted with that chance and well and truly blew it big time.
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2010, 11:31:23 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 09:30:49 am »
The lad's a prick. My mates were at Glasto, saw this nobhead there talking to these girls, and they heard him say "do you know who I am? I'm the biggest star here", one of the lads went over to him and called him a gobshite and started laughing at him. What an utter bellend.

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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 12:19:04 pm »
The mans an idiot, he needs to keep his trap shut and do his talking on the pitch. All this reformed character stuff is a load of bull, he is still a pretty big drinker by all accounts too. There is more chance of Shola getting a cap than Barton.

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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 12:34:48 pm »
The mans an idiot, he needs to keep his trap shut and do his talking on the pitch. All this reformed character stuff is a load of bull, he is still a pretty big drinker by all accounts too. There is more chance of Shola getting a cap than Barton.

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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 03:13:24 pm »
Yeah give him a few cigars and stick him outside Maccies on a friday night and I'm sure nothing will get past him.

The guy is a fucking gobshite and the only amazing thing about him is the fact he's lasted this long as a professional footballer.

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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 03:23:17 pm »

Another 'what could of been' footballer passes by and lives his lost chances in the press.


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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 03:46:01 pm »
what planet is this guy on!
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2010, 03:54:51 pm »
LOL Joey, you must have really taken a heavy bloe to the head in one of your many fights.

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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2010, 04:21:09 pm »
:P
There's no underscore, prick ;D

The only reason I tried to defend him was because he lived on our estate and was always sound with me. He's got a fucking screw loose somewhere though, doesn't do himself any favours coming out with shite like this.
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 04:32:56 pm »
No. Unless that job is generally be a complete gobshite thuggy c*nt.

hes changed

dont you believe him

you have no faith

his days of thuggery on the pitch and off the pitch are over

he is now a mentor to younger players

apparently

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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2010, 11:24:38 pm »
Once a c*nt always a c*nt.
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« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2010, 11:25:37 pm »
Once a c*nt always a c*nt.

Got to be a ban on the way for that. The c*nt.
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« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2010, 11:26:04 pm »
Once a c*nt always a c*nt.

What did he do?
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2010, 11:27:58 pm »
What did he do?
Punched Perderson in the chest for fuck all
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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2010, 11:29:12 pm »
Ha, havent seen it it but he's a mad c*nt.

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« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2010, 11:29:41 pm »
gobshite, so dumb, couldn't help himself.

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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2010, 11:29:48 pm »
An awful lot of players have done an awful lot worst this year.Jesus huddelstone stamped on a bolton player just last week.No mention of him no?If his name was Joey Barton im sure it would.Not trying to defend barton but should be the same rules for everybody.
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« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2010, 11:29:49 pm »
Started playing well, looked calmed and now shows his true colours by acting like a twat.

Just can't change some.

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« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2010, 11:32:27 pm »
Pederson deserved it

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« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2010, 11:32:58 pm »
what makes him a complete gobshite is that he punched pedersen, then tries to pretend it was just a slap - couldn't even be a man and admit he did it.


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Re: Joey Barton. Bless.
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2010, 11:33:43 pm »
Pederson deserved it
What for? Did he do something to Barton earlier on?
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« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2010, 11:34:38 pm »
An awful lot of players have done an awful lot worst this year.Jesus huddelstone stamped on a bolton player just last week.No mention of him no?If his name was Joey Barton im sure it would.Not trying to defend barton but should be the same rules for everybody.

His name is Tom not Jesus.

I don't think anyone can defend Joey there. Saying that others have done worse (not sure that's true myself) is no form of argument really. That was a shitty thing to do and he's lucky it was Pedersen and that he reacted the way he did.
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