The absolute worst people on Facebook are the 'I have a baby and by christ you're going to know about it' brigade. The reason they're the worst is because it never ends. First it's the 'can't believe x is finally here! So amazing! <3' next it's '3 weeks already! Barely feels like a day's gone by, my little man's getting so big already!' then before you know it you're on to ''x new routine; sleep for 2 hours, get up, feed, cry for 15 mintues, sleep for 45 in my arms, get laid down, cry for 15 minutes, sleep for 2 hours rinse and repeat.'
It just goes on and on and on and on and on and on. Best of all there's the never ending series of pictures to accompany this utter drivel, 300 pictures of said child doing absolutely fuck all of interest. Here's a picture of my son laying on his back in his cot, here's another picture of my son laying on his dad's lap, here's another picture of my son wearing a painfully unfunny baby grow we picked up at Tesco while doing our weekly food shop.
I appreciate that having a baby is a big deal and I'm very happy that it makes other people happy but jesus fucking christ, how do these people not realise how incredibly dull what they're posting is? Your 22 month child, spare the moments when they accidentally stuff a lego brick up their nose or a crayon up the dog's arse , just is not fucking interesting.
