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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2010, 11:21:40 pm »
got a few of these. you can lead a cow upstairs but not down, a ducks quack doesnt echo and no1 knows why, and more people are killed annually by donkeys than sharks and plane crashes put together.

Not true
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2010, 11:23:59 pm »

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2010, 11:25:13 pm »
a ducks quack doesnt echo and no1 knows why

It does.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2010, 11:27:18 pm »
Paraguay has a navy even though it's a landlocked country.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2010, 11:44:32 pm »
Not true
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2010, 11:47:37 pm »
ah fair enough

Doesn't auger well for your other certainties, does it?

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2010, 11:50:37 pm »
Doesn't auger well for your other certainties, does it?

obviously not. off a work email, but surely everyones are just things they have been told and none are certainties?
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2010, 11:51:58 pm »
obviously not. off a work email, but surely everyones are just things they have been told and none are certainties?

I don't know. I'm still horrified you typed "no1".

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2010, 11:52:41 pm »
I don't know. I'm still horrified you typed "no1".

lol easily horrified.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2010, 12:29:44 am »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2010, 12:38:36 am »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2010, 04:57:13 am »
Quite a few people remarkably believe parachutes make you go up.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2010, 05:04:05 am »
Paraguay has a navy even though it's a landlocked country.

So does Switzerland.....possibly nuclear.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2010, 07:25:34 am »
Black items weigh more than white items, the reverse is true of red and blue items but only half of the time.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2010, 07:43:12 am »
So does Switzerland.....possibly nuclear.

The Swiss also own more cuckoo clocks per head of population than any other country in the world.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2010, 11:52:38 am »
Sam Allardyce possesses the same outline when viewed from any angle.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2010, 11:59:16 am »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2010, 12:05:37 pm »
A household candle will flatten out to an area the size of two football pitches at a depth of 50 fathoms.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2010, 12:47:45 pm »
Whan a parachutist pulls his chord, he doesnt actually shoot upwards, its just that the person falling witht he camera hasnt slowed their fall, giving the impression that the other parachutist has suddenly surged upwards.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #59 on: June 29, 2010, 03:45:43 pm »
Heisenberg's idea for his uncertainty principle was ignited by his love of freeform jazz and disaster footage.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2010, 04:13:55 pm »
Sam Allardyce is visible from space.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2010, 05:01:49 pm »
Sam Allardyce caused the Solar Eclipse over Cornwall in 1999. Strange how astronomers go out of their way to discredit it.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #62 on: June 29, 2010, 05:09:10 pm »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2010, 05:50:28 pm »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2010, 06:01:50 pm »
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That has hardly enlightened me????????
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #65 on: June 29, 2010, 06:11:35 pm »
Sam Allardyce is on 24 hour call to be fired into space should the Earth ever be threatened by collision with an asteroid. It is believed his head alone is massive enough to knock any known asteroid off course.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2010, 06:12:18 pm »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2010, 06:43:26 pm »
Quite a few people remarkably believe parachutes make you go up.

;D Used to piss off my science teacher majorily on the topic by saying "ok fair enough but let's just agree when someone jumps out with a parachute they go down but before they do, they go up, not a lot but just a little" RED IN THE FUCKING FACE ahaha ;D
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2010, 06:59:08 pm »
By the time Sam Allardyce reaches 60, he will have consumed 20 pints of Alex Fergusons saliva.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2010, 07:05:38 pm »
By the time Sam Allardyce reaches 60, he will have consumed 20 pints of Alex Fergusons saliva semen.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2010, 07:18:37 pm »
In Scotland they call sausages leeks.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2010, 07:49:45 pm »
The two families who own the jam mines of Rochdale are the top two richest families in the UK, outside of Royalty. The Robinsons and Duerrs families between them have an income of over £47.5 bn a year, thanks to the hard working miners digging the red gold out of the earth.
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2010, 07:50:32 pm »
The two families who own the jam mines of Rochdale are the top two richest families in the UK, outside of Royalty. The Robinsons and Duerrs families between them have an income of over £47.5 bn a year, thanks to the hard working miners digging the red gold out of the earth.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2010, 09:28:45 pm »
The London underground is infested with a plague of wild horses. London underground deploy teams of 'crackers', who go into the tunnels at night and kill the horses with hammers.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #74 on: June 29, 2010, 10:12:21 pm »
The two families who own the jam mines of Rochdale are the top two richest families in the UK, outside of Royalty. The Robinsons and Duerrs families between them have an income of over £47.5 bn a year, thanks to the hard working miners digging the red gold out of the earth.

What?!?! That's even more than the Diddymen of Knotty Ash rake in from the jam butty mines.

The London underground is infested with a plague of wild horses. London underground deploy teams of 'crackers', who go into the tunnels at night and kill the horses with hammers.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #75 on: June 29, 2010, 10:55:32 pm »
Not a lot of people know that I know that but I do.

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #76 on: June 29, 2010, 11:02:37 pm »
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2010, 08:01:27 am »
In Scotland they call sausages leeks.

Hahaha Wrong. They are called LINKS (as in linked sausages)
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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #78 on: June 30, 2010, 09:00:44 am »
In Scotland they call sausages leeks.

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Hahaha Wrong. They are called LINKS (as in linked sausages)

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Re: The 'well I never knew that' thread
« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2010, 09:06:36 am »
Emus and kangaroos can't move backwards.

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