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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2012, 09:37:26 pm »
Geniune or troll, I dont care, this has made my week!!!  ;D



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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2012, 10:06:00 pm »
I fuckin knew the Custom Title change was imminent

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2012, 10:08:22 pm »
I need a name change. Quick!!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2012, 10:11:55 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2012, 10:20:55 pm »
Best thing i've read on here since I discovered what a 'danger wank' was.

Also anyone remember that fella who was having a wank next to his wife, I think it was whilst she was sleeping.


This is up there though!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2012, 10:25:23 pm »
Just when I think I seen it all on here.

Does watching David Attenborough stuff count as animal porn?
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2012, 10:26:10 pm »
Op certainly being given a woof time over this
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2012, 10:34:06 pm »

Also anyone remember that fella who was having a wank next to his wife, I think it was whilst she was sleeping.


I think the best part about that was the fact that she had to make 'sex noises' to help him out!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2012, 10:34:54 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2012, 10:35:50 pm »
Brian Potter "You try getting an Alsatian to testify!"

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #90 on: August 24, 2012, 10:37:17 pm »
Bloody hell that OP is a classic!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #92 on: August 24, 2012, 10:39:07 pm »
I think the best part about that was the fact that she had to make 'sex noises' to help him out!

 :lmao That's the one

This up there with the best of them!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2012, 10:39:08 pm »
This would have so many more posts if it was in the boozer.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2012, 10:39:38 pm »
Up there with the danger wank, the cat flap and the fart thread. Instant RAWK classic  ;D ;D.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #95 on: August 24, 2012, 10:40:04 pm »

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2012, 10:47:56 pm »
 ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #97 on: August 24, 2012, 10:48:27 pm »
Only on RAWK...

This is up there with baldrick
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #98 on: August 24, 2012, 11:09:53 pm »
This thread could do with moving to the Boozer for wider mockery...   ;)

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #99 on: August 24, 2012, 11:12:07 pm »
This would have so many more posts if it was in the boozer.
Exactly. It's only niche mockery at the moment..;D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #100 on: August 24, 2012, 11:28:26 pm »
Congratulations.

A mere case of spyware at the wrong time has managed make you confess to the world you are a peruser of animal porn.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #101 on: August 24, 2012, 11:54:12 pm »
*Barks with laughter*  :lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #102 on: August 25, 2012, 12:05:11 am »
Admitting to watching animal porn! You crazy cat! I wouldnt worry though mate, even if its a little bit fishy - to take that threat seriously you would think pigs could fly. What were you doing anyway horsing around around on beastiality sites? Bet you were like a dog with two dicks you dirty animal!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #103 on: August 25, 2012, 12:09:49 am »
i use xvideos, im worried now :P
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #104 on: August 25, 2012, 12:15:29 am »
It sounds like your computer has been penetrated by a Trojan horse.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #105 on: August 25, 2012, 12:17:06 am »
i use xvideos, im worried now :P

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #106 on: August 25, 2012, 12:18:57 am »
It sounds like your computer has been penetrated by a Trojan horse.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #107 on: August 25, 2012, 12:20:05 am »
 
i use xvideos, im worried now :P
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #108 on: August 25, 2012, 12:20:44 am »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2012, 12:26:17 am »
Up there with the danger wank, the cat flap and the fart thread. Instant RAWK classic  ;D ;D.
:lmao :lmao

You forgot the *how often do you cream yourself* thread.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2012, 12:27:11 am »
Up there with the danger wank, the cat flap and the fart thread. Instant RAWK classic  ;D ;D.

I think you'll have perked Effes' interests by mentioning the cat-flap incident.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #111 on: August 25, 2012, 12:28:12 am »
I think you'll have perked Effes' interests by mentioning the cat-flap incident.

Cat fap?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #112 on: August 25, 2012, 12:30:47 am »
Cat fap?

I get me coat.

Your avatar could well be a screen shot of the type of POV porn that Effes enjoys.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #113 on: August 25, 2012, 12:31:24 am »
:lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #114 on: August 25, 2012, 12:33:49 am »
hamster porn

Effes just loves it when they squeal.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #115 on: August 25, 2012, 12:35:41 am »
Your avatar could well be a screen shot of the type of POV porn that Effes enjoys.
It would, if the camera was at the OTHER end!!  :P
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #116 on: August 25, 2012, 12:38:17 am »
It would, if the camera was at the OTHER end!!  :P

The sniffing is just part of the foreplay. The cow has just told Effes that he can't afford the rent on his patch of grass this week so Effes has negotiated an 'alternative' method of payment...

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #117 on: August 25, 2012, 12:39:27 am »
It sounds like your computer has been penetrated by a Trojan horse.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #118 on: August 25, 2012, 12:46:21 am »
Effes just loves it when they squeal.

thats just soooooooo wrong its hilarious
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #119 on: August 25, 2012, 12:46:50 am »
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