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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #600 on: February 5, 2014, 02:39:01 pm »
Used to love Seinfeld series but once I found out that Jerry Seinfeld is a big time prick in real life(such as mocking democrats or supporting Leno against Conan) and Kramer's racist rants in a theater,I just lost my appetite to see the ones I haven't seen.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #601 on: February 24, 2014, 04:31:33 pm »
In Seinfeld related new, Moviefone is shutting down.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #602 on: May 5, 2014, 06:24:04 pm »
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #603 on: May 5, 2014, 06:51:48 pm »
Used to love Seinfeld series but once I found out that Jerry Seinfeld is a big time prick in real life(such as mocking democrats or supporting Leno against Conan) and Kramer's racist rants in a theater,I just lost my appetite to see the ones I haven't seen.

If you stop watching shows because the characters are likeable in real life you might find yourself running out of shows.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #604 on: August 3, 2014, 11:37:57 pm »
Not sure if this has been posted before but this sight has all the scripts, every single episode. If you're really into Seinfeld or is generally interested in comedy writing this is a gold mine. As good as the shows are, there are still hidden gems in the scripts that almost goes by unnoticed, like intertextual references and other subtleties. Reading the scripts is really a joy in itself!

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #605 on: August 6, 2014, 06:49:03 am »
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #606 on: February 18, 2015, 03:58:54 am »
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #607 on: February 18, 2015, 11:51:31 am »
"I don't wanna be a pirate!"

I have to go to a pirate themed fancy dress party....I was thinking of going as Seinfeld with a puffy shirt on...but I'm too fat and ginger to pull it off.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #608 on: February 18, 2015, 11:55:04 am »
I've literally only just discovered this show last night, after seeing a clip on youtube does anyone know if the full series are online or somewhere  you can watch them?

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #609 on: February 18, 2015, 12:33:17 pm »
I've literally only just discovered this show last night, after seeing a clip on youtube does anyone know if the full series are online or somewhere  you can watch them?
Google it and you'll find some illegal streams of episodes. The only legitimate place I know of is www.crackle.com . They had a contract to host Seinfeld episodes, several at a time, switching them frequently.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #610 on: February 18, 2015, 12:41:14 pm »
My favourite television show ever.

When can I get the blu-ray?

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #611 on: February 18, 2015, 01:35:04 pm »
The bus boy's comin. THE BUS BOY'S COMIN!!!

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #612 on: February 18, 2015, 02:51:08 pm »
Not sure if this has been posted before but this sight has all the scripts, every single episode. If you're really into Seinfeld or is generally interested in comedy writing this is a gold mine. As good as the shows are, there are still hidden gems in the scripts that almost goes by unnoticed, like intertextual references and other subtleties. Reading the scripts is really a joy in itself!
Just wasted a silly amount of time reading 'The Doorman' which I selected randomly. Having seen the episode a few times before, reading the script was a good next step.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #613 on: March 4, 2015, 08:23:48 am »
 :lmao

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #614 on: March 4, 2015, 10:13:35 am »
Just wasted a silly amount of time reading 'The Doorman' which I selected randomly. Having seen the episode a few times before, reading the script was a good next step.

 :thumbup

From The Fix Up.

First scene.
Jerry and George are seated at a table in a restaurant.

George: Why even try anymore? There's no sense to it. I'm never gonna meet
anybody, I should just accept it.

Jerry: Oh, yes you will.

George: No, I won't.

Jerry: Yeah, maybe you won't.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #615 on: March 4, 2015, 10:22:20 am »
And from the same episode.

George: I mean it's gotten to the point where I'm flirting with operators on
the phone. I almost made a date with one.

Jerry: Oh, so there's still hope.

George: I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become
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indifference makes you attractive.

Jerry: Oh, so hopelessness is the key.

George: It's my only hope.


If that's not good writing!
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #616 on: March 4, 2015, 06:19:54 pm »
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #617 on: June 19, 2015, 05:14:11 am »
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Sent one of these to my dad in Texas. Sadly, I don't think it'l arrive in time for Sunday, but sometime next week.

Was randomly drinking wine alone and watching Seinfeld, and it popped to my mind for Father's day present. I'm sure he'll have a laugh !!

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #618 on: June 24, 2015, 03:14:38 pm »
All episodes available on HD and free at Hulu starting today.

So envious of those who can get Hulu in America :( . Tried gettting on exactly at midnight last night and said the service ain't available to those living in Canada.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #619 on: June 24, 2015, 03:25:17 pm »
All episodes available on HD and free at Hulu starting today.
Hasnt everything been available for free off the internet for well over a decade now? 

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #620 on: June 24, 2015, 03:32:17 pm »
Hasnt everything been available for free off the internet for well over a decade now?

Well, sure. But to be able to watch it on large Hulu 48 inch in HD quality is a lot better than watching it on a much smaller laptop/mac screen  ;)

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #621 on: June 24, 2015, 03:41:40 pm »
Well, sure. But to be able to watch it on large Hulu 48 inch in HD quality is a lot better than watching it on a much smaller laptop/mac screen  ;)
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #622 on: June 24, 2015, 04:14:53 pm »
The formula I use is

Laptop + HDMI + TV

That was mine as well, and then I replaced the laptop with a desktop PC for watching downloads and playing games. This way I can still watch all my stuff and fuck about here on RAWK at the same time  :P It's working like a charm.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #623 on: June 25, 2015, 07:54:08 am »
Julia Louis Dreyfus with Jerry Seinfeld in Comedians in Cars getting Coffee.

Lovely to see them together.

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/julia-louis-dreyfus-ill-go-if-i-dont-have-to-talk
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #624 on: June 25, 2015, 01:14:03 pm »
Julia Louis Dreyfus with Jerry Seinfeld in Comedians in Cars getting Coffee.

Lovely to see them together.

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/julia-louis-dreyfus-ill-go-if-i-dont-have-to-talk

It's beautiful.

The first episode is still the best in my view. Jerry and Larry is the ultimate dynamic duo.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #625 on: July 13, 2016, 09:41:07 pm »
There's a new book out about Seinfeld: https://jenniferkarmstrong.com/

And there's a piece about Susan's death together with an hour's interview with the author of the book about the show:

http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/seinfeld-susan-death-backstory.html#
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #626 on: July 14, 2016, 12:56:42 pm »
For those of you that miss the show, Modern Seinfeld tweets post potential ideas for new episodes if the show was still running.

http://www.danspapers.com/2014/07/the-25-best-modern-seinfeld-tweets/
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #627 on: July 16, 2016, 01:34:01 am »
For those of you that miss the show, Modern Seinfeld tweets post potential ideas for new episodes if the show was still running.

http://www.danspapers.com/2014/07/the-25-best-modern-seinfeld-tweets/

Thought this was already on here. It's brilliant!  :D

The above link is blocked for me.

Here is another one: http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7037125/modern-seinfeld-might-be-the-best-thing-to-happen-to-twitter
And the original twatter feed: https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday?lang=en

The authors of the account are both comedy writers for different TV shows.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #628 on: July 16, 2016, 02:52:28 am »
It's showing it's age now. At the time was the best comedy there was.

Caught 'Curb your enthusiasm' the other day with Larry David - the co creater of Seinfeld. Bloody briliant !

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #629 on: July 19, 2016, 02:59:34 am »
It's showing it's age now.

In what way do you think so?
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #630 on: July 20, 2016, 11:59:07 am »
My favourite tv show all of time. Brilliant.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #631 on: December 23, 2016, 05:07:48 pm »
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #632 on: December 23, 2016, 10:19:08 pm »
I've not seen that Modern Seinfeld twitter thing before - it's spot on. Very funny.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #633 on: December 24, 2016, 10:34:13 am »
He took...

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #634 on: December 24, 2016, 10:41:44 am »
Still my favourite comedy of all time,seeing this thread alive makes me click it hoping it's coming back for a new season but alas... :'(
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #635 on: December 24, 2016, 12:22:29 pm »
I've not seen that Modern Seinfeld twitter thing before - it's spot on. Very funny.
Have they started to tweet again? As you say,hey were spot on those tweets. One of the lads behind it is writing on the tv series, Graves.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #636 on: December 24, 2016, 02:28:34 pm »
Still my favourite comedy of all time,seeing this thread alive makes me click it hoping it's coming back for a new season but alas... :'(
I think season 7 of Curb is the closest we will get.
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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #637 on: December 26, 2016, 08:30:37 am »
Have they started to tweet again? As you say,hey were spot on those tweets. One of the lads behind it is writing on the tv series, Graves.
No, not new as far as I can tell.

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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #638 on: January 18, 2017, 02:16:53 pm »
He's coming to Netflix, y'all. New Comedians in cars... episodes and new stand up routines. No classic Seinfeld, though.

The talk series, which had previously debuted new episodes on Sony’s ad-supported streaming service Crackle, will bring 24 new episodes exclusively to Netflix starting in late 2017, with subsequent installments coming in 2018 and further forward in time. The move is part of a multi-faceted production deal Seinfeld has inked with Netflix that will also include two new stand-up specials filmed exclusively for the streaming service.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/seinfeld-ditches-crackle-for-netflix-1201961933/


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Re: Seinfeld
« Reply #639 on: January 18, 2017, 03:01:14 pm »
And from the same episode.

George: I mean it's gotten to the point where I'm flirting with operators on
the phone. I almost made a date with one.

Jerry: Oh, so there's still hope.

George: I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become
hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care, and when you don't care, that
indifference makes you attractive.

Jerry: Oh, so hopelessness is the key.

George: It's my only hope.


If that's not good writing!

Absolutely incredible comedy writing.