Author Topic: Seinfeld (Read 112279 times)

"I gotta go visit my mother, I just got new panties, and she laid them out for me...." I love the Cheever Letters episode.

Doesn't season 4 have the Junior Mint episode too? "It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!....it's very refreshing!"

bryanod · « **Reply #166 on:** July 10, 2007, 08:22:51 pm »

Elaine: Cash?

Jerry: What do you think?

Elaine: You got me cash?

Jerry: Well this way I figure you can go out and get yourself whatever you want. No good?

Elaine: Who are you, my uncle?

Jerry: Well come on. That's $182 right there. I don't think that's anything to sneeze at.

Elaine: Let me see the card. (Reading) To a wonderful girl, a great pal, and more? (Kramer enters)

Kramer: Hey. Oh, Elaine. I'm glad you're here. Stay right there. I'm gonna be right back. (He exits)

Elaine: Pal? You think I'm your pal?

Jerry: I said, "and more."

Elaine: I am not your pal.

Jerry: What's wrong with pal? Why is everyone so down on pal?

Garstonite · « **Reply #167 on:** July 10, 2007, 08:24:30 pm »

It's great when George says he got her $91.

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #168 on:** July 10, 2007, 08:33:38 pm »

"And you wanna be my latex salesman....."

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #169 on:** July 10, 2007, 08:59:13 pm »

He's the No green lantern!
He can clear his chequing account in a single bounce!
That makes you Lois Loan.

bryanod · « **Reply #170 on:** August 21, 2007, 08:21:18 pm »

MOOPS!

Garstonite · « **Reply #171 on:** August 21, 2007, 08:21:48 pm »

Eating Snickers with a knife and fork.

dante · « **Reply #172 on:** November 8, 2007, 09:56:10 am »

Seinfeld - Season 9 (Complete) [1997] by Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Seinfeld (DVD - 2007)
This item will be released on 19 Nov 2007

bryanod · « **Reply #173 on:** November 8, 2007, 10:08:58 am »

still watch this nearly everyday, god bless tv3!

need to buy from about season 5 on dvd though

Garstonite · « **Reply #174 on:** November 8, 2007, 01:41:35 pm »

Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

bellinter · « **Reply #175 on:** November 8, 2007, 03:06:57 pm »

Quote from: bryanod on November 8, 2007, 10:08:58 am

god bless tv3!

or channel 6?

twice in a week, Bryan!!

bryanod · « **Reply #176 on:** November 8, 2007, 03:49:43 pm »

ah piss off

"Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

bellinter · « **Reply #177 on:** November 8, 2007, 04:31:11 pm »

Quote from: bryanod on November 8, 2007, 03:49:43 pm

ah piss off

bryanod · « **Reply #178 on:** November 8, 2007, 04:32:12 pm »

damnit i really wanted the response so i could comeback with.....

Oh yeah...well i had sex with your wife!

Garstonite · « **Reply #179 on:** November 8, 2007, 04:43:49 pm »

There's a contestant on Deal or No Deal that looks the image of George's Dad. I think his name is Dennis.

Garstonite · « **Reply #180 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:58:27 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on November 8, 2007, 04:43:49 pm

There's a contestant on Deal or No Deal that looks the image of George's Dad. I think his name is Dennis.

It was his game today. Look on More4.

Emo Phillips · « **Reply #181 on:** November 20, 2007, 06:50:25 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on November 8, 2007, 01:41:35 pm

Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

Looking forward to S9 on DVD. Best end to a series ever.

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #182 on:** November 20, 2007, 06:57:43 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on November 20, 2007, 05:58:27 pm

It was his game today. Look on More4.

Saw that bloke, it was my first thought too.

"As I rained blows down upon him, I thought there has to be a better way!..."

Garstonite · « **Reply #183 on:** March 10, 2008, 07:53:01 pm »

That's a shame.

bryanod · « **Reply #184 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:01:38 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2008, 07:53:01 pm

That's a shame.

are you sticking it to me?

Ray K · « **Reply #185 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:25:31 pm »

GEORGE: Happy Festivus!
FRANK: George? This is a surprise. (Looking at Kruger) Who's the suit?
GEORGE: Yo, dad. This is my boss, Mr. Kruger.
FRANK: Have you seen the pole, Kruger?
GEORGE: Dad, he doesn't need to see the pole.
FRANK: He's gonna see it.

GEORGE: Happy Festivus! (Sees Elaine) Yama - Hama!
ELAINE: I didn't have time to go home. What are you doing here?
GEORGE: Embracing my roots.
JERRY: They nailed you on the 20 G's?
GEORGE: Busted cold.

FRANK: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
KRUGER: I find your belief system fascinating.
FRANK: Let's begin.

FRANK: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear
about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
GEORGE: Oh, God.
FRANK: (To George) Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.

I love this episode almost as much as my own family

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #186 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:34:20 pm »

Serenity Now!

Ray K · « **Reply #187 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:40:21 pm »

Hoochie mama!

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #188 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:45:44 pm »

I stopped short!

Ray K · « **Reply #189 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:55:51 pm »

What's the episode where george spots larry david as the lawyer with the cape, finds out his parents are thinking of divorcing, and says to them 'If you think I'm going to two thanksgiving dinners, you're out of your minds!'

Tom_B · « **Reply #190 on:** March 10, 2008, 10:54:46 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2008, 07:53:01 pm

That's a shame.

I'm on no sleep... NO SLEEP!

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #191 on:** March 10, 2008, 10:58:23 pm »

Quote from: rk8386 on March 10, 2008, 09:55:51 pm

What's the episode where george spots larry david as the lawyer with the cape, finds out his parents are thinking of divorcing, and says to them 'If you think I'm going to two thanksgiving dinners, you're out of your minds!'

The Chinese Woman, season 6 episode 4

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #192 on:** March 11, 2008, 06:34:30 am »

Quote from: Tom_B on March 10, 2008, 10:54:46 pm

I'm on no sleep... NO SLEEP!

I really am today!

dante · « **Reply #193 on:** March 11, 2008, 03:48:31 pm »

Curb Your Enthusiasm, anyone?

Adeemo · « **Reply #194 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:38:57 pm »

A little LD cameo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkZtwc03NE

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #195 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:48:23 am »

Quote from: dante on March 11, 2008, 03:48:31 pm

Curb Your Enthusiasm, anyone?

Everyone, though it has its own thread somewhere

Garstonite · « **Reply #196 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:17:42 pm »

It's abnormal but it's not offensive.

Adeemo · « **Reply #197 on:** March 24, 2008, 09:48:52 pm »

Searched for a Curb... thread but couldn't find one. Was wondering if anyone knows whats happened to the new series on More4? It's not been on for the last 2 Mondays.

Garstonite · « **Reply #198 on:** March 24, 2008, 09:54:47 pm »

Quote from: Adeemo on March 24, 2008, 09:48:52 pm

Searched for a Curb... thread but couldn't find one. Was wondering if anyone knows whats happened to the new series on More4? It's not been on for the last 2 Mondays.

It's back on next Monday. They stopped it during the Easter term, I guess. There is a Curb thread knocking about mate. Will probably be within the first few pages of this section too.

Hot Cross Bun · « **Reply #199 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:02:49 pm »

I've never watched an episode of Seinfeld, is that sad?