Author Topic: Newscorpse Latest: Ding, Dong, the adulterous witch is charged (Read 389824 times)

Aido LFC · « **Reply #3120 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:02:26 am »

This should keep me entertained for a while

conman · « **Reply #3121 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:02:36 am »

Quote from: Tepid water on July 18, 2011, 11:58:58 pm

Just been on the lulz irc ....nerd heaven.

I didn't know they still existed, I havnt been on irc since about 1994.

wana copy / paste a few transcripts?

Lord Roger Hunt · « **Reply #3122 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:02:41 am »

Re: the laptop and cellphone found in a dustbin near Brookes house - now in police possession.

Charlie Brookes, the husband, is claiming that it was his laptop that he'd leant to a friend. Police have refused to hand it back to him and are investigating. Probably nothing to it and it's totally innocent .... but...

Criminals, and those with immediate access to lawyers, know that under Sec 18 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984, police have an automatic right to search premises without warrant of suspects under arrest for an Indictable Offence (e.g serious criminal offences).

So, knowing this, criminals frequently make sure that all incriminating evidence is removed from their premises as soon as possible, just in case they're arrested.

One tactic the police adopt to counter this is to invite suspects to the police station for interview as a 'witness', then spring an arrest to gain the Sec 18 search power. The police then leg it around to the home of the suspect and this frequently leads to the recovery of incriminating evidence.

However, this can be frustrated if there's somebody at home to receive a tip off that the police are on the way to search the house. Frequently, this leads to panic, with incriminating evidence being swept up and quickly dumped away from the premises, such as in alley ways, in skips and neighbours garden sheds, to be recovered after the police have left. Evidence has even been found in dustbins in the past....

Brookes was arrested on suspicion of bribery which is an indictable offence. She thought that she was going to be interviewed as a witness.

However, there's probably nothing to this laptop and cellphone being found in the dustbin near to her house....all totally innocent.

Snail · « **Reply #3123 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:03:13 am »

I'm sitting here with the biggest fucking grin on my face.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #3124 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:03:15 am »

Quote from: Houlliers goal face on July 18, 2011, 11:59:43 pm

I only hope the emails contain enough shit to end that rag.

They will surely contain enough shit to damage the paper.

Even if it's nothing to do with the hacking scandal there's bound to be some dodgy dealings in there.....it's a crap newspaper after all....the crapest newspaper.

Mind you, there must be millions so it might tale a bit of time to do them.

Isnt it weird that in some strange way hugh grant is responsible for much of this.

Beav · « **Reply #3125 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:03:34 am »

Quote from: 1021 on July 19, 2011, 12:02:03 am

@AnonActionUK Anonymous
Our followership has almost doubled in the last half hour. Think every single new one is a Liverpool fan. Lulz.

Probably right!

Amin · « **Reply #3126 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:04:08 am »

TepidT2O · « **Reply #3127 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:04:27 am »

Quote from: conman on July 19, 2011, 12:02:36 am

wana copy / paste a few transcripts?

It's nerd speak....plus I can't copy and paste it from my iPad.....plus it moves at light speed as it's so busy.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #3128 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:05:18 am »

We love you LulzSec, we do,
We love you LulzSec, we do,
We love you LulzSec, we do,
Ohhh LulzSec we love you!

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #3129 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:05:21 am »

Quote from: Siannn. on July 19, 2011, 12:03:13 am

I'm sitting here with the biggest fucking grin on my face.

I think most of us are. This is fucking brilliant.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #3130 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:05:31 am »

Quote from: Lord Roger Hunt on July 19, 2011, 12:02:41 am

Re: the laptop and cellphone found in a dustbin near Brookes house - now in police possession.

Charlie Brookes, the husband, is claiming that it was his laptop that he'd leant to a friend. Police have refused to hand it back to him and are investigating. Probably nothing to it and it's totally innocent .... but...

Criminals, and those with immediate access to lawyers, know that under Sec 18 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984, police have an automatic right to search premises without warrant of suspects under arrest for an Indictable Offence (e.g serious criminal offences).

So, knowing this, criminals frequently make sure that all incriminating evidence is removed from their premises as soon as possible, just in case they're arrested.

One tactic the police adopt to counter this is to invite suspects to the police station for interview as a 'witness', then spring an arrest to gain the Sec 18 search power. The police then leg it around to the home of the suspect and this frequently leads to the recovery of incriminating evidence.

However, this can be frustrated if there's somebody at home to receive a tip off that the police are on the way to search the house. Frequently, this leads to panic, with incriminating evidence being swept up and quickly dumped away from the premises, such as in alley ways, in skips and neighbours garden sheds, to be recovered after the police have left. Evidence has even been found in dustbins in the past....

Brookes was arrested on suspicion of bribery which is an indictable offence. She thought that she was going to be interviewed as a witness.

However, there's probably nothing to this laptop being found in the dustbin near to her house.....

I always leave my laptop in a dustbin, safest place for it....nothing to see here.

Dubit10 · « **Reply #3131 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:05:43 am »

This is simply wonderful

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #3132 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:06:12 am »

Quote from: Tepid water on July 19, 2011, 12:03:15 am

Isnt it weird that in some strange way hugh grant is responsible for much of this.

Hugh Grant is a hacker as well as a shit rom-com actor?

Lord Roger Hunt · « **Reply #3133 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:06 am »

Quote from: Tepid water on July 19, 2011, 12:05:31 am

I always leave my laptop in a dustbin, safest place for it....nothing to see here.

Ha, having seen the quality of your posts, I think that's what we'd call 'astute'.....

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #3134 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:18 am »

Quote from: Tepid water on July 19, 2011, 12:05:31 am

I always leave my laptop in a dustbin, safest place for it....nothing to see here.

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #3135 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:31 am »

Quote from: Siannn. on July 19, 2011, 12:03:13 am

I'm sitting here with the biggest fucking grin on my face.

me too

Harinder · « **Reply #3136 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:34 am »

LulzSec Arrest us. We dare you. We are the unstoppable hacking generation and you are a wasted old sack of shit, Murdoch. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!
2 minutes ago

TepidT2O · « **Reply #3137 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:50 am »

Quote from: red_mark1980 on July 19, 2011, 12:06:12 am

Hugh Grant is a hacker as well as a shit rom-com actor?

No, but he secretly recorded a jouno admitting to the hacking etc whilst having lunch with him.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #3138 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:57 am »

Quote from: Harinder on July 19, 2011, 12:07:34 am

LulzSec
Arrest us. We dare you. We are the unstoppable hacking generation and you are a wasted old sack of shit, Murdoch. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!
2 minutes ago

Get the fuck in, keep it going lads!

hide5seek · « **Reply #3139 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:07:58 am »

Thats interesting LRH, cheers mate.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #3140 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:08:00 am »

Quote from: Harinder on July 19, 2011, 12:07:34 am

LulzSec Arrest us. We dare you. We are the unstoppable hacking generation and you are a wasted old sack of shit, Murdoch. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!
2 minutes ago

BigAndy9 · « **Reply #3141 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:08:37 am »

Love it, lulz is a fucking legend

RedRabbit · « **Reply #3142 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:08:40 am »

Quote from: Tepid water on July 19, 2011, 12:05:31 am

I always leave my laptop in a dustbin, safest place for it....nothing to see here.

Oscar?

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #3143 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:08:45 am »

Time to crack out the cider.

RobbieRedman · « **Reply #3144 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:08:58 am »

"This is only the beginning. Fuck you Murdoch. You are next," tweeted the person behind the LulzSec Twitter account – thought to be the member known as Topiary, a Swedish-born citizen who lives in the Netherlands.

Rigden · « **Reply #3145 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:09:14 am »

Good on the internet terrorists!

J-Mc- · « **Reply #3146 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:09:17 am »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on July 19, 2011, 12:08:45 am

Time to crack out the cider.

Forget the cider, fetch the whores and pour the kegs, tonight, we dine in heaven!

Pistolero · « **Reply #3147 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:09:18 am »

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #3148 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:09:21 am »

Quote from: Tepid water on July 19, 2011, 12:07:50 am

No, but he secretly recorded a jouno admitting to the hacking etc whilst having lunch with him.

I knew what you meant. Hence the

S.Red please · « **Reply #3149 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:09:24 am »

LulzSec The Lulz Boat
Arrest us. We dare you. We are the unstoppable hacking generation and you are a wasted old sack of shit, Murdoch. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

I have a huge grin on my face watching this all unfold.

Mikuss · « **Reply #3150 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:10:09 am »

anonymouSabu The Real Sabu
Sing along: WE HAVE JOY WE HAVE FUN WE HAVE ROOT ON MURDOCH'S SUN!

Stussy · « **Reply #3151 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:10:17 am »

This is glorious.

Aristotle · « **Reply #3152 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:10:21 am »

Quote from: Siannn. on July 18, 2011, 11:37:40 pm

Sometimes I really, really, really fucking love the Internet.

SP · « **Reply #3153 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:10:31 am »

Quote from: Pistolero on July 19, 2011, 12:09:18 am

If that is a glass of red, that is just how I am enjoying this unfolding.

justsean · « **Reply #3154 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:11:00 am »

the news international home page is down. the mother of all of these shit pages.

this.is.epic.

CarraG238 · « **Reply #3155 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:11:15 am »

AnonActionUK Anonymous
I hope the families of the 96 unfortunate souls who lost their lives in '89 are enjoying this.

Mello · « **Reply #3156 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:11:21 am »

Quote from: Mikuss on July 19, 2011, 12:10:09 am

anonymouSabu The Real Sabu
Sing along: WE HAVE JOY WE HAVE FUN WE HAVE ROOT ON MURDOCH'S S*N!

Vork+The Knights of Good · « **Reply #3157 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:11:34 am »

This turned out to be a pretty good day.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #3158 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:12:02 am »

Quote from: CarraG238 on July 19, 2011, 12:11:15 am

AnonActionUK Anonymous
I hope the families of the 96 unfortunate souls who lost their lives in '89 are enjoying this.

Fucking right they are, and so are the rest of us, we're all behind you lads, keep the push going and end that sack of shit paper and that piece of fucking bile known as Murodch.

Lord Roger Hunt · « **Reply #3159 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:12:10 am »

This Lutz bloke/girl should be recruited to the Internet Terrorists immediately....very good stuff (if you approve of this sort of thing - which I don't, of course.....oh no....terrible...very naughty.....).....