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What do Liverpool need tonight?
« on: February 22, 2005, 11:04:50 am »
Rafa: Right, come on, sit down.... Vlady? .... VLADY!? (vlady takes off headphones). Everyone here Pako? Where's Djimi?
Hyypia: He's coming boss, he's just being sick.

Rafa:     Sick?
Hyypia: Nerves boss, he'll be fine.
(in walks Djimi)

Rafa: You OK Djimi?
Djimi: Yes boss, feel better now.

Rafa: Right. (looks round the room waiting for silence... the last nervous tapping of boots subsides, the noise of the loo flush dissapears - silence)

This is what it's all about. Many of you have had big games, but not like this. Tonight we put our hearts on our sleeves and we keep them there till the end of the season. Training has gone well this week and we all know what we have to do and who to watch - now it's up to you to define yourselves, and to define what that shirt means that you're wearing, not just to you, as men, but to the fans, as the people. Show them who you are, and remind them who they follow, but above all... concentrate till that final whistle goes... keep talking and look out for eachother... and ENJOY! (Rafa smiles) If you're sick now Djimi.. you wait to till the semi-finals. (a short group laugh - Djimi smiles, nods, bows his head, taps his feet and claps his hands hard, twice.)

Djimi: Come on lads. Come on.
Carra: Lets fucking put it about in the first 20, take it to them, COME ON, lets fucking win this game.

Rafa:   And keep it tight! Didi? Igor? It's your game tonight. You know what to do. Keep it together as we did all week and Igor, keep making those runs when you see a gap - Vlady will work around you right? (Rafa looks at Vlady, Vlady nods). Vlady? It's good to have you back proper - be strong, play it simple in the middle and move your arse around the box - you'll win free kicks and make space - and when you see a viable space - FUCKING DELIVER IT! Milan? Keep your ears out for shouts - if you find a bit of space - give it a fucking crack. Didi? You're our Gerrard, our Alonso, our Gattuso, our Davids, our Souness tonight. You're also our Dietmar Hamann and that ex who dumped you for a Leverkusen fan - keep him close to your heart out there right? (Didi nods) John?.. show us your tits (Riise lifts up his shirt and wriggles his pecks (the lads laugh, a training ground goal celebration) Luis? - final third, just as we discussed. You'll have people around you in the middle - lay it off and move - you ALL fucking move right!? keep it simple Luis in the middle and keep it bright up top.. look for those runs. Sami? Marshall it. Keep talking to Jamie and Jerzy.. keep the triangle together, and keep your ears pricked - track and hold! They're quick up front and clever but you'll have support, but just keep that defence in order with jamie. Djimi? Steve? pass first, clear second, don't lunge in needlessly but keep with them, you know what to do. Jerzy?.. puff that chest out lad, you OWN that box right?
Jerzy: (gives a determined confident nod) Lets fucking have 'em boys!
(all clap... pause)

Rafa: We can win this trophy... we can win next weeks one while we're at it too. We can get this fucking 4th spot and show these puta's what Liverpool Football Club is all about. You'll walk out there with your heads held high in that cauldron of noise - and you'll deliver, and deliver good. Carra?
Carra: Yes boss?
Rafa: Lead them out.


© filler 2005
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2005, 11:39:14 am »
Rafa: Right, come on, sit down.... Vlady? .... VLADY!? (vlady takes off headphones). Everyone here Pako? Where's Djimi?
Hyypia: He's coming boss, he's just being sick.
Rafa:     Sick?
Hyypia: Nerves boss, he'll be fine.
(in walks Djimi)
Rafa: You OK Djimi?
Djimi: Yes boss, feel better now.
Rafa: Right. (looks round the room waiting for silence... the last nervous tapping of boots subsides, the noise of the loo flush dissapears - silence)

This is what it's all about. Many of you have had big games, but not like this. Tonight we put our hearts on our sleeves and we keep them there till the end of the season. Training has gone well this week and we all know what we have to do and who to watch - now it's up to you to define yourselves, and to define what that shirt means that you're wearing, not just to you, as men, but to the fans, as the people. Show them who you are, and remind them who they follow, but above all... concentrate till that final whistle goes... keep talking and look out for eachother... and ENJOY! (Rafa smiles) If you're sick now Djimi.. you wait to till the semi-finals. (a short group laugh - Djimi smiles, nods, bows his head, taps his feet and claps his hands hard, twice.)
Djimi: Come on lads. Come on.
Carra: Lets fucking put it about in the first 20, take it to them, COME ON, lets fucking win this game.
Rafa:   And keep it tight! Didi? Igor? It's your game tonight. You know what to do. Keep it together as we did all week and Igor, keep making those runs when you see a gap - Vlady will work around you right? (Rafa looks at Vlady, Vlady nods). Vlady? It's good to have you back proper - be strong, play it simple in the middle and move your arse around the box - you'll win free kicks and make space - and when you see a viable space - FUCKING DELIVER IT! Milan? Keep your ears out for shouts - if you find a bit of space - give it a fucking crack. Didi? You're our Gerrard, our Alonso, our Gattuso, our Davids, our Souness tonight. You're also our Dietmar Hamann and that ex who dumped you for a Leverkusen fan - keep him close to your heart out there right? (Didi nods) John?.. show us your tits (Riise lifts up his shirt and wriggles his pecks (the lads laugh, a training ground goal celebration) Luis? - final third, just as we discussed. You'll have people around you in the middle - lay it off and move - you ALL fucking move right!? keep it simple Luis in the middle and keep it bright up top.. look for those runs. Sami? Marshall it. Keep talking to Jamie and Jerzy.. keep the triangle together, and keep your ears pricked - track and hold! They're quick up front and clever but you'll have support, but just keep that defence in order with jamie. Djimi? Steve? pass first, clear second, don't lunge in needlessly but keep with them, you know what to do. Jerzy?.. puff that chest out lad, you OWN that box right?
Jerzy: (gives a determined confident nod) Lets fucking have 'em boys!
(all clap... pause)

Rafa: We can win this trophy... we can win next weeks one while we're at it too. We can get this fucking 4th spot and show these puta's what Liverpool Football Club is all about. You'll walk out there with your heads held high in that cauldron of noise - and you'll deliver, and deliver good. Carra?
Carra: Yes boss?
Rafa: Lead them out.


:wellin :wellin

Is tonight the night to make Carra captain?

With stevie missing, it could give the team a similar effect to GH returning for the Roma game...
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2005, 11:52:16 am »

filler, that's a fuckin top post mate, while I was reading it through it reminded me of the adrenaline I get before a footy match and that's just playing at a shit uni standard!

Though to be fair we have got a semi-final coming up this friday and just reading that, now my heart's beating, my hands are clammy and I'm feeling charged up for it! Quality read.

He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2005, 12:50:47 pm »
Utterly utterly brilliant

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2005, 12:56:03 pm »
Absolutely Excellent Post Mate. Fair Play ! ! !
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2005, 01:01:30 pm »
Why does that man waste his literary genius in here?

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2005, 01:01:55 pm »
Superb, mate!!


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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2005, 01:16:50 pm »
Carra: Yes boss?
Rafa: Lead them out.

I do so wish  :D

Smashing piece  filler   ;)
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2005, 01:21:06 pm »
100%
23 carra gold pal
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2005, 01:28:16 pm »
thats really good, i'm thinkin you may have secretly bugged the trainin ground tho! Has djimi got turret's syndrome?

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2005, 01:29:35 pm »
come on lads, lets batter 'em tonight
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2005, 01:38:00 pm »
Nice, very nice....  I can't wait until tonight... Come on the mighty Reds!

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2005, 01:41:48 pm »
You forgot to quote the bit were Gerrard tells everyone ' don't worry lads, if we get beat tonight, we weren't going to win it this year anyway'

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2005, 01:51:04 pm »
superb post, nice work , come on you reds,do us proud.
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2005, 02:29:27 pm »
gone all cold and got goosebumps--come on lads--we can turn these germans over

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2005, 02:44:16 pm »
Wow... cracking read !!

I can't wait... I'll be watching from here, listening to the noise and there in spirit...

I'm looking for the 100% opposite of what we saw at Birmingham.  Let's make sure the 12th man is there in force!!
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2005, 03:07:01 pm »
my first post..in response to a fantastic read..my hairs are on end..
cant wait for tonight..
i just pray, pray so hard that its gonna be...EXPLOSIVE...it will be!!!
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2005, 03:20:18 pm »
filler - you're on news now!!

fame at last!!!

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2005, 03:23:08 pm »
class that

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2005, 03:37:14 pm »
Quality, Rob  ;D

(Oh, and if puking on the pitch before taking a penalty is good enough for Zidane, a few carrots in the toilet from Djimi is acceptable! Of course, not comparing the relative talents of the players...).

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2005, 05:34:43 pm »
carragher for captain tonight definitely and Filler for manager. Fucking top post mate. :)

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2005, 05:35:34 pm »
Filler for manager.

Now we're getting to the crux of the matter ...

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2005, 05:38:06 pm »
I got goosebumps all over just reading that. Great read!  :-*

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2005, 11:36:13 pm »
Rafa:   And keep it tight!


ARGGHHH!!!! :butt


well in lads. Fucking A. Now onto Chelsea... Mori? StevieG? Harry?.. welcome back. Are you an inch taller?.. you should fucking be.

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2005, 05:52:43 am »
The boys obviously listened then.

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2005, 01:38:09 pm »
good post .. loved it

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2005, 01:57:48 pm »
simply class lad. all am saying on the matta. :) :D

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2005, 02:00:15 pm »
filler - you're on news now!!

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2005, 12:16:43 pm »
Creative writing at it's best.
Pure Quality.

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2005, 06:32:37 pm »
Read it 3 times now and i fucking love it.
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2005, 08:52:54 pm »
filler, that's a fuckin top post mate, while I was reading it through it reminded me of the adrenaline I get before a footy match and that's just playing at a shit uni standard!

Though to be fair we have got a semi-final coming up this friday and just reading that, now my heart's beating, my hands are clammy and I'm feeling charged up for it! Quality read.



Remided me of mike bassett. top post btw

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2005, 11:18:20 pm »
Still a great read  ;D ;D
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2005, 04:20:39 pm »
A timely bump I think  ;)
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #33 on: May 1, 2005, 12:39:59 pm »
fucking class,got one for tuesday?
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #34 on: May 1, 2005, 12:59:30 pm »
If you're sick now Djimi.. you wait to till the semi-finals.

Woo!
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« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2005, 08:57:01 am »
Bumped! for Millsee and Rob... :wave
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2005, 03:24:40 pm »
A brilliant post Filler.   :wave

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2005, 10:53:14 pm »
Bumped! for Millsee and Rob... :wave

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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2005, 11:52:42 pm »
Quality ;D  :wellin
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Re: What do Liverpool need tonight?
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2005, 05:23:29 am »
Vlady? It's good to have you back proper - be strong, play it simple in the middle and move your arse around the box - you'll win free kicks and make space - and when you see a viable space - FUCKING DELIVER IT!

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