[...] 2010-11 saw each team record 3-0 home successes, our away match was infamous with rumours that Javier Mascherano refused to play, not to mention the fact we had some idiot in charge, then again I think I’ll scratch this, he who shall not be named was in charge of us apparently between June 2010 and January 2011, I have often refused to acknowledge this, why should I? It’s like that season in Dallas where Bobby Ewing somehow died and then didn’t. As far as I’m concerned I went to bed one night, Rafa Benitez was in charge of Liverpool, and then I woke up to hear Kenny Dalglish was in charge, Jesus talk about power naps, like Pamela Barnes Ewing I did have this dreadful dream. I dreamt we had this idiot in charge of Liverpool! But it was all just a dream right? Thankfully I didn’t wake up to see Bobby Ewing in my shower either, though I must admit he was kinda dreamy!
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...What I'd give for Barnes to pull on a jersey today...