Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?.

[vivabobbygraham]

It was good to hear Klopp telling shitcoat to stop bitching and moaning about the fixture congestion and get on with it.

Honestly, the way he goes on you'd be mistaken for thinking he'd only had 13-14 players to choose from all season.

Where is this reported.mate?

[Redsnappa]

Where is this reported.mate?

It's in the Grauniad, dunno about anywhere else ...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/28/jurgen-klopp-jose-mourinho-manchester-united-liverpool

[Doc Red]

Where is this reported.mate?

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jurgen-klopp-jose-mourinho-liverpool-12961919

[vivabobbygraham]

Many thanks all

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Am i the only one here who wants to nut this twat, bend him over and shove my fist so far up his arse he can bite my nails? I hate the fucker.

[GreatEx]

Am i the only one here who wants to nut this twat, bend him over and shove my fist so far up his arse he can bite my nails? I hate the fucker.

Um, I don't like the man, but having him bent over with his arsehole exposed to me is not high on my list of desirable scenarios, no. Do carry on, though.

[GreatEx]

Also why are people worried about their "unbeaten run" they can play 100 matches and draw them all for all i care, i wouldn't complain.

On the contrary, I want them to remain unbeaten - I want them to draw their last 5 games so they can finish the season with a 29-game unbeaten streak yet still finish sixth. It might just be the funniest thing to ever happen in the universe. It could even be dangerous, like a comedic black hole.

[Mister Flip Flop]

Am i the only one here who wants to nut this twat, bend him over and shove my fist so far up his arse he can bite my nails? I hate the fucker.

Yes

[sms1986]

The United boss said that new players arriving in the summer will join a squad "ready to go for big things".

You mean they'll try for fifth?! Wow!

[ggcc14]

Am i the only one here who wants to nut this twat, bend him over and shove my fist so far up his arse he can bite my nails? I hate the fucker.

Rule one of fisting, cut your nails.

[jillcwhomever]

A great response by Klopp to be fair. Are you a man or a mouse Jose? 

[Redsnappa]

A great response by Klopp to be fair. Are you a man or a mouse Jose? 

Disappointingly a man, but only because mice - as far as I know - don't wear shit coats 

[drmick]

Am i the only one here who wants to nut this twat, bend him over and shove my fist so far up his arse he can bite my nails? I hate the fucker.

Dude, that is just kinky homosexual erotica. What sort of culture do you come from where the thought of punching anybody anywhere even near the bum is considered an act of hateful aggression? I think you are mixing up your metaphors between a fist to the face, and a boot to the arse.

[Peabee]

Am i the only one here who wants to nut this twat, bend him over and shove my fist so far up his arse he can bite my nails? I hate the fucker.

I think you might be mate...

[JCB]

Just watching football Focus and the editing job they did on the Thursday's game is truly amazing. Man U looked so dangerous and had more chances than City....

Then to cap it all off they defend Feillani and claim that Aguero headbutted Elbows just as much Elbows butted him. That if he had gone down as well the Ref wouldn't have known who to book.   

[jillcwhomever]

Disappointingly a man, but only because mice - as far as I know - don't wear shit coats 

This one does.

[4pool]

The Red Mancs will have a "shock" home loss tomorrow.

[jillcwhomever]

The Red Mancs will have a "shock" home loss tomorrow.

Finger's crossed, or at the very least another draw, they seem very attached to those all of a sudden. Maybe they're still hoping for 6th place after all. 

[goalrushatgoodison]

Our records vs  mediocre teams is not that good but i still think we should've gotten at least 4 points from this shower of shite.

.

Fixed that for you

[sonny crockett]

Revisiting this thread in two hours time should be interesting.

Spoiler

3rd.

[close]

[sms1986]

Revisiting this thread in two hours time should be interesting.

Spoiler

3rd.

[close]

Bet if they win, you'll have a post ready in here as soon as the final whistle goes.

[jillcwhomever]

Bet if they win, you'll have a post ready in here as soon as the final whistle goes.

Do we think he's a Manc, I know he's not a Red that's for sure.

[sms1986]

Do we think he's a Manc, I know he's not a Red that's for sure.

I've no idea, but it seems strange that a Liverpool fan would see a United win (if they do) as a reason to come in and gloat about how he was right and how we shouldn't have mocked them or something.

[jillcwhomever]

I've no idea, but it seems strange that a Liverpool fan would see a United win (if they do) as a reason to come in and gloat about how he was right and how we shouldn't have mocked them or something.

He's never had a single good thing to say about us, never seems to be around when we win, I've always suspected him.

[Frizzo]

Fucking foreign players bringing diving into our league!

[Zlen]

Embarrassing and so, so, so predictable.
FA to look into Rashford's dive? Of course they will.
Mourinho to admit they robbed Swansea? Of course he will.

[Asam]

Embarrassing and so, so, so predictable.
FA to look into Rashford's dive? Of course they will.
Mourinho to admit they robbed Swansea? Of course he will.

Lol, this is what Jose means when he says a player acted professionally.

United have gained 10-15 points this season purely through biased ref decisions, Jose plays the game in the same way fergie did, united don't win on the pitch through skill they win off the pitch through manipulation and politics

[4pool]

Anyone know how much a win bonus is for a ref at Old Trafford?

[sms1986]

Can we keep the Alex Jones conspiracy crap out of this thread, it's meant to be a thread to mock United and laugh at them.

[sonny crockett]

Do we think he's a Manc, I know he's not a Red that's for sure.

Can we keep the Alex Jones conspiracy crap out of this thread,  it's meant to be a thread to mock United and laugh at them.

 

[sms1986]

Wow, you're in here early, bet you were so excited when they scored that penalty weren't you?

[BoRed]

Revisiting this thread in two hours time should be interesting.

Sure, but not quite the sort of interesting you had in mind.

[Hazell]

Revisiting this thread in two hours time should be interesting.

Spoiler

3rd.

[close]

But you're 5th?

[planet-terror]

Fuck off

[RJH]

Revisiting this thread in two hours time should be interesting.

Spoiler

3rd.

[close]

You''re right, Liverpool are still third.

That's what you were predicting, yes?

[Zlen]

Two more points lost.
Nice going you glorious twat.

Or should I say, one point given to them by the FA.

[4pool]

Jose the Specialist of Draws.

[sms1986]

Revisiting this thread in two hours time should be interesting.

Spoiler

3rd.

Spoiler

[close]

[close]

[Hazell]

Jose the Specialist of Draws.

He's the new Tony Hart.

[Magz50]

Most expensive team ever assembled people.