Topic: Half time: Liverpool 3-0 Hull City

[jooneyisdagod]

Breathtaking at times really. They can't live with us. Coutinho looks to be walking on water at the moment.

[paul orbvalley]

WOW !!!

[Motty]

I haven't seen such a completely dominant performance in years. I don't think Hull even got a shot off.

I don't think they even got in our half did they.

[petecolonia]

Should be 10-0 up. Not acceptable.







#prayforhull

[Learpholl]

I love that finish from Mane, so many times in recent years we've wanted to be perfect before the shot, he thought he knew where the goal was and went for it

[JustDan]

Fucking beautiful stuff.

.. was a bit gutted that we didn't at least get a 4th before the whistle blew for half time

[Kenny's Jacket]

Cant get a stream. Are we doing ok?

[Zeb]

If you offered Hull this score and the rest of the afternoon off, they'd be on the motorway back 2 minutes later.

Hull are awful, and we play very, very good football. Some of the interplay has been super. Keep ball for the second half and get a couple more.

[Henry Gale]

That first half will be on You Porn later.

Such hunger from the players. Their like a pack of wild dogs that haven't been fed for a month.

Fucking amazing first half.

Take a bow everyone involved.

[BRdispatch05]

Highlights.

Firmino's teeth.

Coutinho's attempt to trap the ball in the 4 yard box.

Stellar stuff. 

Wijnaldum megging the official

[jillcwhomever]

It's a start. 

[Gnurglan]

Fantastic first half! Laughing at some of the things we come up with, there's such a difference between the teams. Hope we can keep a similar level in the second half.

[Jetmir M.]

How the fuck are we only 3 goals up?! 

This first half was pure sex. The definition of complete dominance.

[kennedy81]

ahead of the Ev on goal difference.

[Flinstone]

Everyone okay? Heart rates allrite?

[Magz50]

Karius waste of money, been invisible so far. Bring Migs back in.

[Nessy76]

Just looks too easy. If we keep our focus we could get into double figures here.

[Paul-LFC]

Absolutely brilliant. They barely had a touch of the ball, never mind created something resembling a chance. Meanwhile we looked like we could score every time we went forward. Some fantastic football.

[JCB]

 

Part of me started feeling sorry for Hull after the first 20 minutes such was our complete dominance.
Me want double digits.

[Nitramdorf]

Blimey. Just in from work, turn my tablet on and then smiled. Come on Liverpool, let's get 7

[Reese]

Wijnaldum megging the official

Forgot about that! 

[Chig]

I wana see Grujic get his league debut, no point risking Sturridge, Can and Origi for some goals would be lovely also.

[Golden_Child]

Not bad Herr Kloppo, not bad at all

[jooneyisdagod]

That Lallana, what a waste of money. How is he justified to start ahead of Texeira, I don't know.

Don't get me started about Mane - keep spending big money on *shudder* Southampton players.

Oh, shut up you bore. We've played one of the best halves of football I've seen in many many years and you are on here moaning about what some fans said.

[markedasred]

We need to let them score the next four or the usual moaners on here will be left with nothing to write. Quite the stroll so far, hope we get another three and keep the clean sheet.

[Butcher Knife Roberto]

With Mike Phelan watching on, top button open and beergut poking out like a pissed uncle at a wedding considering which bridesmaid he'd like to try it on with, Liverpool have very much blown a shoddy Hull off the park. Marvellous to watch.

[Mr_Shane]

Could be more. Hull without a single shot on goal and down to 10 men, and we are playing without a recognized striker. Somehow this does not seem fair

[Eliit]

I'm usually pessimistic fan but we look absolutely amazing in the start of the season so far. Our football is just so good to look at. Hopefully we show some intensity in the second half as well.

[TheMissionary]

I still can't get over Firmino's teeth.  it's like a face full of floodlights.

[Sheer Magnetism]

This, more than any other game we've played since Klopp arrived, feels like gegenpressing in excelsis. They've barely looked like getting it out of their half and we could easily have double what we do. Sturridge or Origi to come on in the second half and get a couple.

[007.lankyguy]

I love that finish from Mane, so many times in recent years we've wanted to be perfect before the shot, he thought he knew where the goal was and went for it

Great finish from Lallana for his goal as well.

[Skeeve]

Only negative was Karius really. It's like he's not even on the pitch.

I hope his eyesight is good or he won't have seen any of the action from this half, when was the last time Hull even got out of their own half anyway?

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Great performance.

[iamrobk]

We're making them look bad with our play, but they are honestly the worst side I remember seeing us play in the last few years.

[Les Willis]

Very impressive, but my streams kept dying so I missed two goals. Luckily Twitter generally has them immediately after.

[red mongoose]

When we play like this, it's not just a joy to watch. It's actually hilarious. Or I'm delirious. Somefuckingthing.

 

[Red_Irishman]

This is brilliant. Exactly how we should be treating these type of teams. Excellent performance.

To think I had reservations about this one! Trying not to jinx us I suppose.

[stara]

Beautiful game. Joy to watch.

[Butter Keks]

Total Klopp football that half.

[JackWard33]

Really hope we keep our foot on the gas in the second half.

Goal difference is a thing and we'll get few chances to pad it like this