I find it baffling enough when Chelsea try to create some faux rivalry with us so you can imagine how confused I am to hear it from Hull fans. I remember a few years back (2003 maybe) drinking in The Sandon and some fella comes up to a mate and asks if he's a scouser. Mate says yeah, fella gets right up in his face and belts out "WE ARE HULL, WE ARE HULL, WE ARE HULL" before slamming his fists on the table (spilling a few drinks in the process) and storming off. Think they were bottom division of the football league at the time. Don't understand it, don't care enough to try.