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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #200 on: October 8, 2015, 09:45:50 pm »
His net spend money ball pressing counter defencive attacking power play panza movement, thingys, better be good, or he's out.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #201 on: October 8, 2015, 09:46:13 pm »
"Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club"

You can say that again ;D





Seriously though. Whisper it into my ear over and over while I go to sleep tonight. Please.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #202 on: October 8, 2015, 09:46:13 pm »
Anyone else staring at that photo trying to take it in?

Jurgen Klopp Liverpool manager?

Das ist gut indeed
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #203 on: October 8, 2015, 09:46:43 pm »
I honestly cant believe it, its like a dream  :D

Best way I can describe it is fancying a dead fit bird for ages, then she agrees to go out with you!  :wave
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #204 on: October 8, 2015, 09:46:56 pm »
Love the Dortmund tweet. Classy club.

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We heard the news today, oh boy! All the best at The Kop, Jürgen Klopp! All the best at @LFC! #klopplfc
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #205 on: October 8, 2015, 09:47:26 pm »
Love the Dortmund tweet. Classy club.

Borussia Dortmund ‏@BVB  17m17 minutes ago
We heard the news today, oh boy! All the best at The Kop, Jürgen Klopp! All the best at @LFC! #klopplfc


Absolutely brilliant

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #206 on: October 8, 2015, 09:47:38 pm »
In 2012, when he had just won a double and we were on the managerial search...it would have been laughable to think this was possible. I think a lot of credit has to go to the club and Brendan because 13/14 put us in reach again...in reach of something like this.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #207 on: October 8, 2015, 09:48:09 pm »
Welcome

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #208 on: October 8, 2015, 09:48:14 pm »
Love the Dortmund tweet. Classy club.

Borussia Dortmund ‏@BVB  17m17 minutes ago
We heard the news today, oh boy! All the best at The Kop, Jürgen Klopp! All the best at @LFC! #klopplfc



Obviously fake. If Jurgen was ever near abbey road, one of us would have seen it.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #209 on: October 8, 2015, 09:48:18 pm »
Really looking forward to this.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #210 on: October 8, 2015, 09:48:39 pm »
I honestly cant believe it, its like a dream  :D

Best way I can describe it is fancying a dead fit bird for ages, then she agrees to go out with you!  :wave
Only if you didnt mind sharing her with millions of people

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #211 on: October 8, 2015, 09:49:32 pm »
Love the Dortmund tweet. Classy club.

Borussia Dortmund ‏@BVB  17m17 minutes ago
We heard the news today, oh boy! All the best at The Kop, Jürgen Klopp! All the best at @LFC! #klopplfc


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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #212 on: October 8, 2015, 09:50:41 pm »
In 2012, when he had just won a double and we were on the managerial search...it would have been laughable to think this was possible. I think a lot of credit has to go to the club and Brendan because 13/14 put us in reach again...in reach of something like this.
We won a double?

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #213 on: October 8, 2015, 09:50:43 pm »
Can't wait for the first game. And I'm sure the players are buzzing to meet him as well, that's important.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #214 on: October 8, 2015, 09:50:44 pm »
 :wellin :wellin :wellin :wellin :wellin :wellin So chuffed with this news. Welcome Jurgen! :hally :hally
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #215 on: October 8, 2015, 09:51:08 pm »
This is the best thing we've done for years.  He's a special manager who fits us like a glove.

I'm just over the moon, can't believe we got him and can't wait for this adventure to begin.  My excitement and optimism for our future is well and truly back with Jurgen Klopp in charge. 

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #216 on: October 8, 2015, 09:52:27 pm »
Only if you didnt mind sharing her with millions of people
But ens of the day, you're the only one who gets to sleep with her ;)

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #217 on: October 8, 2015, 09:52:33 pm »
WELCOME TO LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB JURGEN KLOPP - OUR NEW GERMAN OVERLORD!!!  :scarf

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

GET THE FUCK IN!!!  ;D

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #218 on: October 8, 2015, 09:53:07 pm »
Juergen Klopp has been Manager in waiting since July/August. Firminino was signed by the non- Rodgers side of the Transfer Committee on the recommendation of Jurgen.
It must now be fairly obvious that that his arrival has been a 'done deal' for some time, all of the negotiations to assemble his boot room team and agree his own deal cannot have been undertaken between now and 6pm on Sunday.
It sounds be very much that a demobilisation of Rodgers has been running in the background from before the time that he was requested to sack his assistanants, hence the offer to Gary Mac, where they will be feeling guilty about recruiting him, in the knowledge that it might just have been a for a short term.

With the benefit of hindsight this is fairly clear. It has been the plan for some time now. Big kudos to FSG et al. Fantastically ambitious appointment.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #219 on: October 8, 2015, 09:53:57 pm »
Nice. Like a bit of Britisch Deutsche Freundschaft.

Welcome Mr Klopp.



Why not:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/tw8-TlQBcBA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/tw8-TlQBcBA</a>

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #220 on: October 8, 2015, 09:54:07 pm »
We're going to win the fucking bastard league!!
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #221 on: October 8, 2015, 09:54:13 pm »
Welcome to Liverpool Klopp!!! Tears of joy right now. I never got over Rafa being forced out. Hopefully you can make us dream again. It's great to see the supporter base so united and happy again. Long may it continue!

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #222 on: October 8, 2015, 09:54:31 pm »
History tells me a plethora of beerkellers and pork knuckle establishments will be swamping the city very soon.



See you later Tapas, French cuisine and ulster fry ups, we're gonna be scoffing SauerKraut and Pig Knuckles from now on.


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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #223 on: October 8, 2015, 09:54:35 pm »
Even thought its been the worst kept secret for a while... it feels surreal seeing him there wearing the LFC badge.

I'm going to bed a happy man tonight!

Welcome to the best club in the world Jürgen!

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #224 on: October 8, 2015, 09:54:39 pm »
It's the sort of thing that makes total sense but you never expect to really happen.

Welcome Herr Klopp.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #225 on: October 8, 2015, 09:54:41 pm »
Brilliant news at last, one of our most important recent signings I feel!   :champ

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #226 on: October 8, 2015, 09:55:08 pm »
Get the fuck in there!....haven't been this excited since the conclusion of the 2013-14 season. Huge, huge coup for the club

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #227 on: October 8, 2015, 09:55:12 pm »
This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #228 on: October 8, 2015, 09:55:19 pm »
This feels a lot like the Rafa appointment. Spanish revolution and now hopefully a German one

The club has held up its side of the bargain

Now it's time for us fans to actually make some fucking noise at Anfield again
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #229 on: October 8, 2015, 09:55:36 pm »
Love the Dortmund tweet. Classy club.

Borussia Dortmund ‏@BVB  17m17 minutes ago
We heard the news today, oh boy! All the best at The Kop, Jürgen Klopp! All the best at @LFC! #klopplfc

that's fuckin great

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #230 on: October 8, 2015, 09:55:49 pm »
Buzzing!!!!

Lets twat the shit out of Spurs next week and give him a proper Anfield ovation the following week.


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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #231 on: October 8, 2015, 09:55:54 pm »
Speechless.
The courts, the rich, the powerful or those in authority never lie. It has been dealt with 'by the courts' nothing to see here run along.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #232 on: October 8, 2015, 09:56:22 pm »
If this coup were any bigger, there would be UN sanctions against us.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #233 on: October 8, 2015, 09:57:32 pm »
Borussia Dortmund
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #234 on: October 8, 2015, 09:57:46 pm »
Just seeing them words "Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club" makes me grin like an idiot ;D

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #235 on: October 8, 2015, 09:58:04 pm »
If this coup were any bigger, there would be UN sanctions against us.
Cos it would be fucking military

Nice name btw

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #236 on: October 8, 2015, 09:58:11 pm »
I'm so happy I actually feel guilty.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #237 on: October 8, 2015, 09:58:21 pm »
exciting times..

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #238 on: October 8, 2015, 09:58:32 pm »
He's on some beach in Malaga right now having sex with his 10/10 girlfriend, I think he's fine at the moment.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #239 on: October 8, 2015, 09:58:33 pm »
Borussia Dortmund
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Hilarious, brilliant club.