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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1160 on: October 9, 2015, 11:25:41 am »


Well maybe just not considered as a disaster. Come on Jurgen! Save the committee!

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1161 on: October 9, 2015, 11:26:44 am »
I feel like going on a holiday to Dortmund, and learning German fluently after this interview.

Spent some time in Dortmund, it's rubbish, no wonder their fans are crazy

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1162 on: October 9, 2015, 11:26:55 am »
This is the most lucid dream i've ever had.



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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1163 on: October 9, 2015, 11:27:19 am »
Can we have a Klopp version of the King's Speech?  :D  I love his quotes!!!
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« Reply #1164 on: October 9, 2015, 11:28:58 am »
Schmeicel being a wanker on twitter. Fuck off you bell end.

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« Reply #1165 on: October 9, 2015, 11:29:55 am »
The normal one. ;D

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« Reply #1166 on: October 9, 2015, 11:30:04 am »
Just saw the LFCTV interview. It was like a normal bloke just chatting footy to someone. Can't remember having a manager that relaxed before.

I thought this too! In comparison, Claire looks tense and nervous, and comes across as a little too reserved.

He has me eating out of his hands. Good times surely!  ;D
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1167 on: October 9, 2015, 11:30:41 am »
I have the first and the final word. In the middle there is room for discussion

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1168 on: October 9, 2015, 11:31:02 am »
Schmeicel being a wanker on twitter. Fuck off you bell end.

Can people please give context when they post stuff like this.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1169 on: October 9, 2015, 11:31:18 am »
There seems like there been a huge cloud hanging over the supporters since 2013-14. Once Brendan was gone, it was obvious that we needed to make an ambitious move to galvanise the supporter base. Based on what I'm seeing online and from match going friends in Liverpool it looks like the appointment has done that. I just hope all the auld arses give him a chance and find their voices at Anfield.

I'd argue that the cloud has been there since H&G started stripping the team and the eventually fired Rafa. We've been needing belief ever since. Even when Brendan took us on that magical journey, there were still problems. I believe in Klopp. I believe he can renew our faith.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1170 on: October 9, 2015, 11:31:37 am »
Reminds me a bit of my other lanky, bearded, Germanic hero...


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« Reply #1171 on: October 9, 2015, 11:32:06 am »
Someone needs to get this on the speakers for him.

Maybe one of the pre-match warm up songs from now on.

Let's get this carnival started.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1172 on: October 9, 2015, 11:32:56 am »
My mate who is die hard Gooner and has had a Jurgen Klopp wankfest for years now says he's not that good and quite overated and the man to replace Wenger is no longer him but Guardiola and he doesn't get why everyone is so fussed :P


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« Reply #1173 on: October 9, 2015, 11:34:00 am »
separate statement (not the interview or press conference)...

“Firstly, I would like to offer thanks to the ownership of Liverpool Football Club for showing faith in me and my staff and presenting us with this wonderful opportunity,” Klopp told the club’s website on Friday.

“They have presented to me a very clear vision and I share their ambitions and model of work,” the German, who won two Bundesliga titles with Dortmund, added.

“This is a talented group of players and there is still much to compete for this season.

“I believe in a playing philosophy that is very emotional, very fast and very strong. My teams must play at full throttle and take it to the limit every single game.

“It is important to have a playing philosophy that reflects your own mentality, reflects the club and gives you a clear direction to follow. Tactical of course, but tactical with a big heart.

“Liverpool has extraordinary supporters and Anfield is a world renowned home, with an incredible atmosphere. I want to build a great relationship with these supporters and give them memories to cherish.

“I hope we can feed off each other’s energy and that we take this journey together,” he added.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1174 on: October 9, 2015, 11:34:37 am »
It's surreal! Lawro is HAPPY???
And they say Klopp is not a miracle worker  :P

Jurgen just oozes sex. Of course I meant passion and charm, but also sex. Not efficient German sex but energetic think you're in heaven sex.

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« Reply #1175 on: October 9, 2015, 11:35:08 am »
A week ago, I was sure that this would not become reality and we'd end up with Walter Mazzarri and continue our metamorphosis into Everton.  So, so excited.  We are not a small club, we are Liverpool Football Club.

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« Reply #1176 on: October 9, 2015, 11:35:26 am »
he's the fucking man

Anfield needs to wake the fuck up now, he wants to feed off the passion of this football club and our famous ground, he'll get fuck all back from us with our morgue like atmosphere. The optimist in me says that this guy can get Anfield rocking again, if he can't then I don't think there's anyone out there that can

so excited to have him in charge, and I was one of Brendan's biggest supporters. I said at the start of the season I thought if Rodgers got it right he could get this team challenging for the title...while we're only 6 points behind i'm going to continue dreaming that dream, Klopp would want us all to I think!

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« Reply #1177 on: October 9, 2015, 11:35:40 am »
Can people please give context when they post stuff like this.

His tweet "First mistake...??? Others have made the same promise!#It'sNotThatEasyMrKlopp" From his twitter a/c. Apologies to all but bitter ex mancs were always likely to be negative.

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« Reply #1178 on: October 9, 2015, 11:36:31 am »
@MichaelVaughan: Having watched Jurgen Klopp press conference ... Every Sports person I know would love to play for someone like him... #Justsaying

The effect someone like Klopp can have in attracting players
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« Reply #1179 on: October 9, 2015, 11:37:51 am »
His tweet "First mistake...??? Others have made the same promise!#It'sNotThatEasyMrKlopp" From his twitter a/c. Apologies to all but bitter ex mancs were always likely to be negative.
Ha ha, bitter manc indeed

/adds Schmiecel to list of wankers

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« Reply #1180 on: October 9, 2015, 11:38:11 am »
His tweet "First mistake...??? Others have made the same promise!#It'sNotThatEasyMrKlopp" From his twitter a/c. Apologies to all but bitter ex mancs were always likely to be negative.

Is that bitter? If he has promised a league title in 4 years it is a pretty bold statement and I'd say Schmeichal is right to say it's not that easy.

If it wasn't Liverpool and someone came into a club that hasn't won a title for 25 years then promised one within 4 what would you say?

We're obviously all delighted he's saying it but we'll continue to be judge by other fans/pundits until he delivers. Nature of the game.

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« Reply #1181 on: October 9, 2015, 11:39:09 am »
I haven't been this excited to be a Liverpool fan in a very long time. This beautiful man was made for this beautiful club. Now we owe him to show a little patience, so that he can do his thing and hopefully return the club to greatness!

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« Reply #1183 on: October 9, 2015, 11:39:55 am »
His tweet "First mistake...??? Others have made the same promise!#It'sNotThatEasyMrKlopp" From his twitter a/c. Apologies to all but bitter ex mancs were always likely to be negative.

I'm sure Title = Trophy in this quote anyway

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« Reply #1184 on: October 9, 2015, 11:40:04 am »
he's the fucking man

Anfield needs to wake the fuck up now, he wants to feed off the passion of this football club and our famous ground, he'll get fuck all back from us with our morgue like atmosphere. The optimist in me says that this guy can get Anfield rocking again, if he can't then I don't think there's anyone out there that can

so excited to have him in charge, and I was one of Brendan's biggest supporters. I said at the start of the season I thought if Rodgers got it right he could get this team challenging for the title...while we're only 6 points behind i'm going to continue dreaming that dream, Klopp would want us all to I think!

They need to fuck off all the pre match music an give the crowd a chance to get going! Give the man what he needs to work!

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« Reply #1185 on: October 9, 2015, 11:40:12 am »
Atmosphere will be electric now for Rubin.
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« Reply #1186 on: October 9, 2015, 11:40:15 am »
A week ago, I was sure that this would not become reality and we'd end up with Walter Mazzarri and continue our metamorphosis into Everton.  So, so excited.  We are not a small club, we are Liverpool Football Club.

I feel a lot of hype and buzz around the club right now is because the fans had subconsciously started accepting their below top tier status and now with us snagging Klopp, it has given us a kind of self-confidence boost.
I just hope players are as much pumped as us. Or if it doesn't work out, I can take out my dusty studs. He said he doesn't need the Messi and Ronaldo of this world anyway ;)

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1187 on: October 9, 2015, 11:40:28 am »
You couldn't ask for more

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« Reply #1188 on: October 9, 2015, 11:40:53 am »
Klopp seems to understand that the fans are part of the equation with regards to playing football. I watched his interview (LFC.TV not the press conference) and I was thinking, 'he get's it'.

He did allude to it at the presser too. Talked about the atmosphere a bit and referred to Dortmund's. With everyone on board, I am hoping to see an upturn in support at both home and aways. The guy is so charismatic.

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« Reply #1189 on: October 9, 2015, 11:41:12 am »
I haven't been this excited to be a Liverpool fan in a very long time. This beautiful man was made for this beautiful club. Now we owe him to show a little patience, so that he can do his thing and hopefully return the club to greatness!

Surely february to may 2014 was more exciting? No?

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1190 on: October 9, 2015, 11:41:49 am »
Schmeicel being a wanker on twitter. Fuck off you bell end.

That's exactly what you need to know about Klopp being our manager. Every single club in the country would kill for having him. Rejoice reds, this is fucking on!
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« Reply #1191 on: October 9, 2015, 11:42:46 am »
Can't deny I've been disillusioned with footy in general for quite some time, including our club too, this guy feels like a good fit. I like the normality about the man coupled with his proven ability. Feels like a ray of light in a bucket of shit, roll on good times.
Losing your only chance of silverware this season to your city rival. At home. With the most expensive squad ever assembled.

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« Reply #1192 on: October 9, 2015, 11:42:48 am »
Is that bitter? If he has promised a league title in 4 years it is a pretty bold statement and I'd say Schmeichal is right to say it's not that easy.

If it wasn't Liverpool and someone came into a club that hasn't won a title for 25 years then promised one within 4 what would you say?

We're obviously all delighted he's saying it but we'll continue to be judge by other fans/pundits until he delivers. Nature of the game.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1193 on: October 9, 2015, 11:43:03 am »




WE ARE SOOOO DRUNK
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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1194 on: October 9, 2015, 11:43:56 am »
He meant title. We'll win a trophy this year.

I think he meant title

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« Reply #1195 on: October 9, 2015, 11:44:00 am »
he's the fucking man

Anfield needs to wake the fuck up now, he wants to feed off the passion of this football club and our famous ground, he'll get fuck all back from us with our morgue like atmosphere. The optimist in me says that this guy can get Anfield rocking again, if he can't then I don't think there's anyone out there that can

so excited to have him in charge, and I was one of Brendan's biggest supporters. I said at the start of the season I thought if Rodgers got it right he could get this team challenging for the title...while we're only 6 points behind i'm going to continue dreaming that dream, Klopp would want us all to I think!

I am actually a bit nervous if Anfield would match up to Klopp's expectations. I just want him to be happy  :P

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« Reply #1196 on: October 9, 2015, 11:44:39 am »
The title remark was tongue in cheek not that people will care.

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« Reply #1197 on: October 9, 2015, 11:44:54 am »
Mum just texted me saying she'd seen him on Sky News and she thinks he's gorgeous.

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« Reply #1198 on: October 9, 2015, 11:45:02 am »
I think he meant title
Don't think he did, as he quite cleverly dodged the question of a league title some minutes before

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Re: Jürgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool Football Club
« Reply #1199 on: October 9, 2015, 11:45:18 am »
Is that bitter? If he has promised a league title in 4 years it is a pretty bold statement and I'd say Schmeichal is right to say it's not that easy.

If it wasn't Liverpool and someone came into a club that hasn't won a title for 25 years then promised one within 4 what would you say?

We're obviously all delighted he's saying it but we'll continue to be judge by other fans/pundits until he delivers. Nature of the game.

I don't think Klopp meant that comment to be about the league title. He just said 'title', which to a german could very well mean 'trophy'.