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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #200 on: August 25, 2012, 02:12:33 pm »

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #201 on: August 25, 2012, 02:14:36 pm »
To be fair, re. the animal porn... since my divorce, my sex life has gone to the dogs too.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #202 on: August 25, 2012, 02:15:21 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #203 on: August 25, 2012, 02:15:42 pm »

i take it your computer is fixed then?

On my works' laptop

When I start my own desktop it comes up with the virus straight away

So I have to turn off and when it re-boots, I can then do safe mode and try to fix
I'm shite at computers though
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #204 on: August 25, 2012, 02:16:07 pm »


Really shouldn't post gifs like that, mate.  You know that Effes is just going to wank to it.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #205 on: August 25, 2012, 02:17:39 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #206 on: August 25, 2012, 02:18:05 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #207 on: August 25, 2012, 02:18:39 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #208 on: August 25, 2012, 02:19:08 pm »
Effes in all seriousness mate, there was a similar thread on here that may be of help to you. Just search for: Help my wife is stuck in a cat's flaps.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #209 on: August 25, 2012, 02:19:38 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #210 on: August 25, 2012, 02:20:33 pm »
On my works' laptop

When I start my own desktop it comes up with the virus straight away

So I have to turn off and when it re-boots, I can then do safe mode and try to fix
I'm shite at computers though
try this   http://deletemalware.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/remove-metropolitan-police-ransomware.html  should sort it out neigh bother.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #211 on: August 25, 2012, 02:20:44 pm »
Effes in all seriousness mate, there was a similar thread on here that may be of help to you. Just search for: Help my wife is stuck in a cat's flaps.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #212 on: August 25, 2012, 02:21:16 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #213 on: August 25, 2012, 02:21:53 pm »
On my works' laptop

When I start my own desktop it comes up with the virus straight away

So I have to turn off and when it re-boots, I can then do safe mode and try to fix
I'm shite at computers though

"Boss, I've broken my laptop looking at some animal porn. I'm going on my lunch. Hrrmpph."

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #214 on: August 25, 2012, 02:22:09 pm »
Just thinking, has this thread jumped the shark yet?

Or are you gonna watch that one tonight mate?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #215 on: August 25, 2012, 02:22:51 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #216 on: August 25, 2012, 02:23:59 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #217 on: August 25, 2012, 02:27:23 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #219 on: August 25, 2012, 02:28:07 pm »
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The chants for Kenny Dalglish that were heard again on Wednesday do not necessarily mean that the fans see him as the saviour. This is not Newcastle, longing for the return of Kevin Keegan. Simply, Dalglish represents everything Hodgson is not and, in fairness, everything Hodgson could or would not hope to be.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #220 on: August 25, 2012, 02:32:45 pm »

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!

1. get a girlfriend.

2. stay the fuck away from my cat.


oh, and....

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #221 on: August 25, 2012, 02:33:03 pm »
Effes please don't tell me you have any sort of pet mate? ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #222 on: August 25, 2012, 02:33:34 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #223 on: August 25, 2012, 02:35:33 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #224 on: August 25, 2012, 02:35:35 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #225 on: August 25, 2012, 02:37:01 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #226 on: August 25, 2012, 02:37:55 pm »
Sounds like you've caught a virus to me. Probably kennel cough
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #227 on: August 25, 2012, 02:38:25 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #228 on: August 25, 2012, 02:39:32 pm »
Ive managed to do a System Restore and it looks like it has worked.

Now, how do I do a restore on my Custom Title!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #229 on: August 25, 2012, 02:39:58 pm »
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #230 on: August 25, 2012, 02:40:50 pm »
Ive managed to do a System Restore and it looks like it has worked.

Now, how do I do a restore on my Custom Title!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #231 on: August 25, 2012, 02:41:52 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #232 on: August 25, 2012, 02:42:19 pm »
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Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #233 on: August 25, 2012, 02:42:29 pm »
you have to donate money to rawk.

Though in this case, a donation to the RSPCA would be fine.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #234 on: August 25, 2012, 02:42:52 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #235 on: August 25, 2012, 02:43:27 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #236 on: August 25, 2012, 02:44:32 pm »
Though in this case, a donation to the RSPCA would be fine.
Royal Society for the prevention of coming on animals? I presume..

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #237 on: August 25, 2012, 02:44:52 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #238 on: August 25, 2012, 02:45:56 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #239 on: August 25, 2012, 02:47:23 pm »
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Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"