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I love this thread. Whenever I'm feeling down about being single, I come on here and read some of these horror stories!

Although I do wish I could meet someone, just so I could say 'I'm fucking you off, you fucking idiot'.

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Been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now, closer than any best friends. We were even thinking about getting married soon. But at work, she started liking another guy, and now we're not chatting :-/  After all the shit I've done for her, this is what I get.

Wonder why we even bother with these creatures...

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this should thread should really be followed by a

why I got divorced thread

the list would be endless

Mine would be quitre succinct.

The first one was mental. As in really diagnosable.

The second one took exception to me saying her oldest son (who was a waste of space c*nt, just so's we're clear) was a sad waste of a possible abortion. Things went downhill after that.

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This doctor who I fancied for a while came back to the house for a drink after the bars were closed. Things were looking good until we were exchanging numbers. When I called her mobile so she can save mine, we realized she did not have it. Bars were closed so I told her sit tight and we can get it in the morning. Nothing doing as she drags me off to the bar at 4am to see if we can find it and goes off home in a huff when we did not (new apple phone apparently). Of course she goes back to her friends (who I know) and swears I hid it …yep that was my plan, get her back to the house so we can head off again on some idiot search for her phone. Laughed the first time she said it but when I heard she still believed this a week later, I told her mate to tell her piss off as I am sure I can afford to buy my own phone. All Dr, no common sense.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/Apple-iPhone-3GS-16-GB-Black-AT-T_W0QQitemZ260538430015QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCell_Phones?hash=item3ca94cf23f

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This doctor who I fancied for a while came back to the house for a drink after the bars were closed. Things were looking good until we were exchanging numbers. When I called her mobile so she can save mine, we realized she did not have it. Bars were closed so I told her sit tight and we can get it in the morning. Nothing doing as she drags me off to the bar at 4am to see if we can find it and goes off home in a huff when we did not (new apple phone apparently). Of course she goes back to her friends (who I know) and swears I hid it …yep that was my plan, get her back to the house so we can head off again on some idiot search for her phone. Laughed the first time she said it but when I heard she still believed this a week later, I told her mate to tell her piss off as I am sure I can afford to buy my own phone. All Dr, no common sense.

Anyway anyone interested in a

http://cgi.ebay.com/Apple-iPhone-3GS-16-GB-Black-AT-T_W0QQitemZ260538430015QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCell_Phones?hash=item3ca94cf23f


Haha you twat ;D

The second one took exception to me saying her oldest son (who was a waste of space c*nt, just so's we're clear) was a sad waste of a possible abortion. Things went downhill after that.

Can't imagine why like....

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Me a twat? Cmon ;) Wee update is met her out for a drink Saturday and of course she mentions how shitty her new phone is and how she misses her old one. Should have told her about Ebay but hey ho. Anyway actually ended dropping her home and snuggled for a few hours. Guess she is one of those snuggle first night before getting freaky on the second. She still wont get her phone back no matter what and keeping a close eye on mine just in case revenge is in her plans.
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Can't imagine why like....

In my defence: it was one of those situation where he was a c*nt, his dad was a c*nt, and one day he'll have a load of cunty kids.

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LOL!

my mates girlfriend just broke up with him, she "thinks" she's a lesbian...gutted

suggest they try a 3some with another girl get the best outta it then dump the bytch
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only one i can think of was with an ex bird of mine around 6-7 years ago. i was working in a chippy delivering take aways for a few extra bob when she took a shine to me.

the language was a bit of a problem cos she was from moldova (q the talking with mouth full jokes)

anyway she worked 6 days a week and her only day off was tuesday. so one tuesday barely 6 weeks into going out with her we arranged to head out one tuesday spend a full day together.

had it arranged all week then when i text her on the tuesday to meet her she text back saying she had gone off to her brothers for the day. i wasnt best pleased as i had this arranged for a whole week plus had taken the day off.

best part was she somehow figured out it was my fault!

i went off the gym in a huff and she was giving out that she couldnt get an answer on my mobile. repeatedly told her it was in my locker but seen as her english was poor i couldnt get this across. she then gave me an ultimatum that if i didnt meet her in such a pub in 15 mins she would never speak to me again!!!!!!!!

stupid fucking cow stood me up again a week later and wouldnt answer her phone.

i mean how is it my fault when she stands me up(stop laughing) so i fucked off with someone else the week after and never once regretted it.
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Been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now, closer than any best friends. We were even thinking about getting married soon. But at work, she started liking another guy, and now we're not chatting :-/  After all the shit I've done for her, this is what I get.

Wonder why we even bother with these creatures...

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 ;D love this thread..........

a few years ago in the early stages of what turned out to be  a fairly long term relantionship i was introduced to some of her friends.... the look of shock/recognition between me and one of her mates didnt go un-noticed ::)

she never spoke to that "slut"  ::) again and i was a complete bastard for having a holiday fling with said slut a full year and a half before i even met my then girlfriend :no


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Last season, when Carlisle played Leeds at Elland Road, it was my girlfriend's birthday.  Guess where I went?

Women, they just don't understand...
She keeps getting texts off him saying "Oh please take me back, I love you and I'm still not over you". We read them together naked and then we laugh about it. Then she blows me off.

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Was knocking about with some bird  for about 18 months,who i'd known  for years.I was sharing a house with her brother and a mate

Anyways....the bird im on about is staying over one night and see's me on the sunday morning escorting some skank I wellied , into a cab....

Next time she wanted a bit,shes actin all soft when I direct her to my bed(Cos i'd slept with the the other Tabac Aftershaved fuckin monk in it ).....and she gets a fucking cob on cos she'd seen me with the Chippie Dinner Slag!!



THATS WHAT YOU DO IN A BED YOU SOFT COW...........AND GET THIS.......SHE'S FUCKING MARRIED!!

I fucked her off ,soon after.the fucking idiot!!
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I had a fling with a girl last summer, met her in town, went back to hers, did the deed, exchanged numbers etc etc.  The week after, we meet up, went the cinema, it was decent.  The night after that we went out for a drink, at which point, she said the feared L word, in the feared context.  I just smiled and pretended I hadn't heard anything, she probably said it two or 3 times more that evening, I hadn't even known her a week.  Anyhow, it was a shag at the end of the day, and I wasn't going to ditch her straight away, we were getting on.  After about 2 weeks of her constantly saying the L word, and dying inside when I didn't say it back, I had to say it.  Anyhow, I went on holiday with the lads about a month after meeting her, which she was unimpressed about, not as if I had booked it 6 months before I'd even met her or anything...

I tell her before I go that it costs about £1.50 to send a text, (I'm sure it was probably less, but I couldn't be arsed texting her all the time) so I wouldn't be able to text her, she pays me £20, just so that I can keep in touch with her.  I was on holiday for 2 weeks, so that would cover about a text or 2 a day.  I also tell her I'll be by the pool/on the beach all day, and won't take my phone with me, because phones/water or sand don't mix.  I'd get back from the pool every day, and have about 20 texts in my inbox.  They'd start off like "hey babe, you have a good night last night?  Missing you xxxxxx" Then as they got towards the later ones, it'd be "WHY HAVEN'T YOU TEXT ME BACK?  I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME, SO WHY NOT JUST TELL ME!" and "YOU'RE NOT THE SAME WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR MATES.  I WANT THE REAL MIKE BACK.  THE MIKE THAT TEXTS ME BACK.  COME HOME!"  I had wanted to bin her off for awhile, but I was struggling to work out how, what with me clearly being the best thing that ever happened to her.  So in the end, I brainstormed with some of my lifelong friends, and we spent about an hour, devising the perfect text to dump her with ;D it was actually very heart felt, some of my mates are girls, and they said the kinds of things they wouldn't want to hear, cliches etc.  She was in work, so I planned to send it after she finished, rather than have her break down in work... she worked in a pub, finished her shift at about 2am) by which time me and my mates were all rather pissed.  I press send.  She rings me, crying down the phone, I think it'd be hilarious to put it on loudspeaker, all my mates are listening in, pissing themselves!  Then her sister rings me, threatening to kneecap me, and get me fired from my job, arrested, and kicked out of university, cos she was going to tell my boss, the police, and my uni, that I do drugs... anyhow, we were all wasted, and found these phone calls rather amusing.  Later that night I met a welsh girl with MASSIVE tits, we got chatting, turned out she had dumped her fella by text that night too.  We made sweet drunken love in a field under the stars, and I never saw her again.  The end.
She keeps getting texts off him saying "Oh please take me back, I love you and I'm still not over you". We read them together naked and then we laugh about it. Then she blows me off.

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We made sweet drunken love in a field under the stars, and I never saw her again.  The end.

see there was a happy ending. and adopted scouser lived happily ever after :)
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I had a fling with a girl last summer, met her in town, went back to hers, did the deed, exchanged numbers etc etc.  The week after, we meet up, went the cinema, it was decent.  The night after that we went out for a drink, at which point, she said the feared L word, in the feared context.  I just smiled and pretended I hadn't heard anything, she probably said it two or 3 times more that evening, I hadn't even known her a week.  Anyhow, it was a shag at the end of the day, and I wasn't going to ditch her straight away, we were getting on.  After about 2 weeks of her constantly saying the L word, and dying inside when I didn't say it back, I had to say it.  Anyhow, I went on holiday with the lads about a month after meeting her, which she was unimpressed about, not as if I had booked it 6 months before I'd even met her or anything...

I tell her before I go that it costs about £1.50 to send a text, (I'm sure it was probably less, but I couldn't be arsed texting her all the time) so I wouldn't be able to text her, she pays me £20, just so that I can keep in touch with her.  I was on holiday for 2 weeks, so that would cover about a text or 2 a day.  I also tell her I'll be by the pool/on the beach all day, and won't take my phone with me, because phones/water or sand don't mix.  I'd get back from the pool every day, and have about 20 texts in my inbox.  They'd start off like "hey babe, you have a good night last night?  Missing you xxxxxx" Then as they got towards the later ones, it'd be "WHY HAVEN'T YOU TEXT ME BACK?  I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME, SO WHY NOT JUST TELL ME!" and "YOU'RE NOT THE SAME WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR MATES.  I WANT THE REAL MIKE BACK.  THE MIKE THAT TEXTS ME BACK.  COME HOME!"  I had wanted to bin her off for awhile, but I was struggling to work out how, what with me clearly being the best thing that ever happened to her.  So in the end, I brainstormed with some of my lifelong friends, and we spent about an hour, devising the perfect text to dump her with ;D it was actually very heart felt, some of my mates are girls, and they said the kinds of things they wouldn't want to hear, cliches etc.  She was in work, so I planned to send it after she finished, rather than have her break down in work... she worked in a pub, finished her shift at about 2am) by which time me and my mates were all rather pissed.  I press send.  She rings me, crying down the phone, I think it'd be hilarious to put it on loudspeaker, all my mates are listening in, pissing themselves!  Then her sister rings me, threatening to kneecap me, and get me fired from my job, arrested, and kicked out of university, cos she was going to tell my boss, the police, and my uni, that I do drugs... anyhow, we were all wasted, and found these phone calls rather amusing.  Later that night I met a welsh girl with MASSIVE tits, we got chatting, turned out she had dumped her fella by text that night too.  We made sweet drunken love in a field under the stars, and I never saw her again.  The end.
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You, sir, are a good man. And a good man, is a good man for life. Cheers, cheers one more cheers.

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Dont where to put this but just licked a bird out in the Reminis on Mathew Street little dirtbag she was. Boss tho

what the fuckkk
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I had a fling with a girl last summer....

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Dont where to put this but just licked a bird out in the Reminis on Mathew Street little dirtbag she was. Boss tho
Ok you didnt have to actually tell anyone, in fact it would of been better if you hadnt. But seeing as you have, if she is as you describe a little dirt bag, I'd go and get some mouth wash asap.

i'm scared to scare my story cos i haven't fucked the idiot off!
Ah come on share, we can help you with what to say. ;D
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Ah come on share, we can help you with what to say. ;D

Id count on the words : "fuck","her","off","the","fucking","idiot" on appearing a bit :)
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Id count on the words : "fuck","her","off","the","fucking","idiot" on appearing a bit :)
Yeah but there are ways and means of doing it, its a bit harsh to just say fuck off you fucking idiot, really hurts your feelings, erm so I believe.
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i'm scared to scare my story cos i haven't fucked the idiot off!

ah come on....
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Dont where to put this but just licked a bird out in the Reminis on Mathew Street little dirtbag she was. Boss tho

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A bit random
My mate is Sarah Harding's cousin from girls aloud, he looks a fair but like her which is a bit weird when i'm cracking one off over MTV like

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A bit random
Thats putting it mildly, I cant even think why anyone would want to share that, besides the obvious look what I just did impulse, never mind were it should go on the forum, I dont think its in here though.
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Once (I was 14 mind) I was dumped by email by this girl I'd been going out with for a few weeks.

The reason was, I was talking to her on MSN and I'd asked how she was, she said not great, I asked why. She told me it was 'coz the goldfish she'd bought only the day before had died and I, being 14 and ever-so-slightly immature suggested that she'd possibly bought a chicken nugget by accident, rather than a goldfish.

Apparently that justified her getting rid of me via email. She then told her friend to have a go at me for being so insensitive. Me and her friend will have been together for 6 years in April :D
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Once (I was 14 mind) I was dumped by email by this girl I'd been going out with for a few weeks.

The reason was, I was talking to her on MSN and I'd asked how she was, she said not great, I asked why. She told me it was 'coz the goldfish she'd bought only the day before had died and me, being 14 and ever-so-slightly immature suggested that she'd possibly bought a chicken nugget by accident, rather than a goldfish.

Apparently that justified her getting rid of me via email. She then told her friend to have a go at me for being so insensitive. Me and her friend will have been together for 6 years in April :D

That is well funny! ;D How could she get mad at you for that? Plus she must have been around 14 as well, she get depressed because of a goldfish? Sounds like you got the better end of the deal.
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Been seeing this girl since before Christmas, on and off because she lives away during the week and comes home to Cardiff over the weekend. Anyway, she's not long finished with her boyfriend of 3 years and said she wanted to take things really slowly because she wanted to be sure that all the sparks and whatnot were there!

All that was fine with me, especially seeing as she lives away and is supposed to be moving home around September time anyway so we've been taking it slowly. The last few weeks things started going really well, she was ringing me every night and we'd talk for hours, she tells me she's missing me and that she's looking forward to seeing me when she's next home...this weekend. So we'd arranged to go out Monday afternoon before she drove back to where she works during the week.

This week though she was distant with me, so I asked her what was up. To my amazement she told me she thought things were moving far too quickly and that she was scared a little bit so she wanted to slow things down. Apparently it was my fault for answering my phone and texting her back when she got in touch with me. How fucking mental is that?

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How fucking mental is that?
Yup mental, I wonder if she is this potty with the other lad she is seeing.
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

Jurgen! What is best in life?

Crush your enemies. See dem driven before you. Hear d'lamentations of der vimmen.