Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[Klippity Klopp]

Sad bastards!

[thelinnen]

Let them have it, it's the best thing that's happened to them since I was a one year old.

[slamjam]

Sad bastards!

They don't care about us tho sums them up they use a day where our greatest player slipped and thy celebrate.

[Chakan]

Well we would bake a cake when Everton slipped up challenging for the title, but you know...

[4pool]

No trophies for 22 years..

[Tesco tearaway]

Well we would bake a cake when Everton slipped up challenging for the title, but you know...

If we did it'd be hard as a fkin brick by now 

[Something Worse]

Everton fans are allowed to take the piss out of Gerrard, let's not be unfair here. After all compare their honors:

[Something Worse]

That's weird I can't find a pic of Everton's honors during Steven Gerrard's playing career, google isn't finding it.

[Peabee]

That's weird I can't find a pic of Everton's honors during Steven Gerrard's playing career, google isn't finding it.

They applied to google for their "right to be forgotten". 

[Lycan]

Oh my. That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad. 

While our red friends cancel another victory parade for the 27th year in succession and celebrate their little extension to the main stand at Anfield and celebrate thugs beating up our players.We Evertonians celebrate a brilliant league title win by Unsy and his u23 squad.We celebrate a season of decent progress under Ronald Koeman.We celebrate the purchasing of the site of new stadium on the Liverpool waterfront and we celebrate now having the necessary funds to help bring our club back to it's rightful place amongst the elite of football.Since the Bramley Moor dock announcement the amount of bile filled reds commenting on Everton articles on the red Echo has gone through the roof.You can tell that they are worried and they have good reason to be worried.Because we are on the way up and they are on the way down.To use the words of Mike Skinner my final words to our red friends is to dry your eyes out m8's.

[Something Worse]

Small time they are. And small time they forever will be. 

I'm gonna break the rules here, may God have mercy on my soul...

Celebrating without winning.

[zero zero]

Oh my. That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad. 

Come on, that's a decent start if incomplete:

We celebrate a season of decent progress under Ronald Koeman.

No trophies for twenty-two years!

We celebrate a fantastic win in the derby

Ahem

We celebrate the purchasing of the site of new stadium on the Liverpool waterfront...

SFX: Needle scratching on record - Not actually purchased anything yet. Even the official video called it the POTENTIAL site.

... and we celebrate now having the necessary funds...

Jumping the gun again. They can celebrate being so "fucking rich" that they need LCC to guarantee the loan when they find a lender.

... to help bring our club back to it's rightful place amongst the elite of football.

Getting knocked out by Villareal while trying to qualify for the tournament.

[Graeme]

They've purchased the site for a new stadium? Funny, I thought they'd agreed to rent if for 40 years at a cost of over £150m.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

And celebrating an under 23 title, fuck me that's desperate

[Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero]

You also shouldn't start a sentence with because, and it's "dry your eyes mate" drying your eyes out would be irritating, painful and could cause long lasting damage. A bit like being an Everton fan

[Nitramdorf]

Every week they seem to plumb new depths. Fucking cakes! I have no clue what day that was on yet they know it precisely, wouldn't be surprised if some of them had tattoos of it.

[Garrus]

And celebrating an under 23 title, fuck me that's desperate

Next year they'll celebrate the over 23 (years without winning one) title.

[Something Worse]

Next year they'll celebrate the over 23 (years without winning one) title.

Holy shit. That just made me realize that their entire U23 team has never seen Everton win a trophy

[Tesco tearaway]

I don't understand how they know so many  worried Reds.
I've got plenty of mates who support Liverpool, and none of us give a toss about Everton.

[Oddball]

I don't understand how they know so many  worried Reds.
I've got plenty of mates who support Liverpool, and none of us give a toss about Everton.

Who?

[Black Bull Nova]

Thank christ for that, I've not been able to sleep for weeks for worry that we were keen to cut a deal as described, panicover.

[Red Beret]

Even if they move to the docks they will be forever knowns as "Everton on the Liverpool Waterfront." 

A constant reminder of which club is known to the world, and which club is just a district within the city of the club known to the world.

[Black Bull Nova]

Deli Alli does not know what it is like to see an everton player lift a trophy, his whole lifetime is not touched by Everton success, despite Portsmouth, Wigan, Aston Villa, Leicester, Middlesbro, Spurs, Swansea and even Spurs touching silver. Technically speaking even Coventry have had more success.

[Lycan]

Deli Alli does not know what it is like to see an everton player lift a trophy, his whole lifetime is not touched by Everton success, despite Portsmouth, Wigan, Aston Villa, Leicester, Middlesbro, Spurs, Swansea and even Spurs touching silver. Technically speaking even Coventry have had more success.

How so mate?

[Tesco tearaway]

Who?

Gonna cover all the bases here 
A... Everton supporters always seem to know loads of worried Reds.
B... I'm not telling you the names of my mates   
C... The world famous club with the wooden stadium 
D... Mott the Hoople.

[Black Bull Nova]

How so mate?

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/football/coventry-city-wembley-open-top-12837941

[Lycan]

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/football/coventry-city-wembley-open-top-12837941

I love taking the piss out of Everton as much as the next man, but that's pushing it a bit mate. It's a bit like some sad bastard celebrating their U23's winning their league... Oh hang on a minute...

[Black Bull Nova]

I love taking the piss out of Everton as much as the next man, but that's pushing it a bit mate. It's a bit like some sad bastard celebrating their U23's winning their league... Oh hang on a minute...

I said technically, its the sort you keep up your sleeve when you really want to wind them up,get past coventry and we'll consider your application to the big club league. After all Coventry dined out for years on being a top flight club alone. Then came their brand new stadium................

[Son of Spion]

I don't understand how they know so many  worried Reds.
I've got plenty of mates who support Liverpool, and none of us give a toss about Everton.

It's all wishful thinking on their part. The vast majority of people I know are Reds, and Everton rarely get a mention at all. I've been rather perplexed by Bitters claiming ''They are worried about us'' and Heads are falling off'' etc... 
They just make it up as they go along, really. They so want us to be arsed, but the reality is that we really aren't.

[Lycan]

I said technically, its the sort you keep up your sleeve when you really want to wind them up,get past coventry and we'll consider your application to the big club league. After all Coventry dined out for years on being a top flight club alone. Then came their brand new stadium................

Fair point.

[Tesco tearaway]

It's all wishful thinking on their part. The vast majority of people I know are Reds, and Everton rarely get a mention at all. I've been rather perplexed by Bitters claiming ''They are worried about us'' and Heads are falling off'' etc... 
They just make it up as they go along, really. They so want us to be arsed, but the reality is that we really aren't.

Can't disagree with any of that 

[Welshred]

I love taking the piss out of Everton as much as the next man, but that's pushing it a bit mate. It's a bit like some sad bastard celebrating their U23's winning their league... Oh hang on a minute...

At least Coventry fans have seen their team win at Wembley since it was rebuilt

[Redman0151]

I love taking the piss out of Everton as much as the next man, but that's pushing it a bit mate. It's a bit like some sad bastard celebrating their U23's winning their league... Oh hang on a minute...

Fucking mental how much they're going on about that.

YOUS CAN DO US A FAVOUR IN A COUPLE DAYS TIME
What
IF YOU GET A POINT AGAINST CITY WE WIN THE TITLE
What are you talking about
THE UNDER 23s

HAHA WE WON THE UNDER 23 LEAGUE, WANNA GO THE MINI DERBY?? YOU NEED TO GIVE US A GUARD OF HONOUR.

Guess when you haven't won a trophy in 22 years you need to take anything you can. Don't worry about the fact that U23 results are generally meaningless, and it's about development with most of the best players either with the first team squads or out on loan, but yeah the best youth in the world.

[Chakan]

So their U23 team is better than their first team.

[Son of Spion]

Fucking mental how much they're going on about that.

YOUS CAN DO US A FAVOUR IN A COUPLE DAYS TIME
What
IF YOU GET A POINT AGAINST CITY WE WIN THE TITLE
What are you talking about
THE UNDER 23s

HAHA WE WON THE UNDER 23 LEAGUE, WANNA GO THE MINI DERBY?? YOU NEED TO GIVE US A GUARD OF HONOUR.

Guess when you haven't won a trophy in 22 years you need to take anything you can. Don't worry about the fact that U23 results are generally meaningless, and it's about development with most of the best players either with the first team squads or out on loan, but yeah the best youth in the world.

This is it, isn't it. When you are starved of success for the amount of time they have been, you will clutch at any straw.
Remember, these are the same people who tried to claim some knobhead boxer winning a fight was somehow a victory for Everton itself just because he's a Bitter.    I mean, good on their U23 side and all that, but come on. Stop acting as though you've won your first European Cup for goodness sake. Imagine what this shower would be like if they actually won something meaningful.

[elbow]

The only Red whose head has fallen off is Daniel Sturridge.

[Something Worse]

The only Red whose head has fallen off is Daniel Sturridge.

He's back in training I heard

[elbow]

He's back in training I heard

Cool. The new medical procedure must be going well.

[Lycan]

Fucking mental how much they're going on about that.

YOUS CAN DO US A FAVOUR IN A COUPLE DAYS TIME
What
IF YOU GET A POINT AGAINST CITY WE WIN THE TITLE
What are you talking about
THE UNDER 23s

HAHA WE WON THE UNDER 23 LEAGUE, WANNA GO THE MINI DERBY?? YOU NEED TO GIVE US A GUARD OF HONOUR.

Guess when you haven't won a trophy in 22 years you need to take anything you can. Don't worry about the fact that U23 results are generally meaningless, and it's about development with most of the best players either with the first team squads or out on loan, but yeah the best youth in the world.

I bet loads of em turn up for that game.

[Nitramdorf]

How are our Everton friends today? Any new trophies since the latest one?
This thread really does cheer me up with their delusion until I snap every so often and start shouting at my tab.