Author Topic: Klopps Reds vs Van Gaal's _____: Round 2 (1-1 - Martial 30" - Coutinho 45')  (Read 9978 times)

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57 Sakho with a world class tackle on Rashford. We can't get it away though and Mata gets it to Rashford who snatches and hits it wide.

Where are we?!
Fresh legs needed boss, fresh legs needed.

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59 Lingard runs through the whole team but beastSakho stops him.

FELLANI!!! Straight at Mignolet you bobble headed twat.
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60 We have a chance at the other end but passes not quite right.

I'm out. 30 to go.
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61 Coutinho takes the ball from the centre of the field, takes over 4 players at least in less than 3 seconds, passes it to Sturridge who slightly overplayed it and misses a fantastic chance. We are dominating
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As loud the Utd fans have been tonight

"The S*n was right, murderers".

Sickos.
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61 Coutinho takes the ball from the centre of the field, takes over 4 players at least in less than 3 seconds, passes it to Sturridge who slightly overplayed it and misses a fantastic chance. We are dominating

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65' we need to pass a bit more ;D
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The ref has actually not been bad at all - better than the last one (so far - still 25 minutes to go)


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Origi is gonna score. I can smell it in my waters.
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66' Origi in for Sturridge, who had a very good game but didn't manage to score. Leaving with a grumpy face... Come on Origi lad, you know you want another kiss  :-* :-*
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66' Origi in for Sturridge, who had a very good game but didn't manage to score. Leaving with a grumpy face... Come on Origi lad, you know you want another kiss  :-* :-*

 :lmao :lmao

On for 1 minute and already terrorising them!

Sturridge always looks grumpy when subbed

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69' Sakho brings down Slideshow's bob lovechild, deserves it, he's a twat
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70' Hendo out, Pirlo's lovechild, saviour of sheep and Wales greatest son comes in.[/b]
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71´Beanpole twat misses it inside of the box. We are still 1-1, the team is dominating but we need to score just one more. Hendo went straight to the physio room...
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71´Beanpole twat misses it inside of the box. We are still 1-1, the team is dominating but we need to score just one more. Hendo went straight to the physio room...

Yes please can we score one more

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74' Some excellent passing going on, Coutinho gets it inside of the box and shoots directly to De Gea's hands... COME ON!!!
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75' United got close, but they are shit... 15 minutes to go plus extra time, over to you L666Klopp
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74' Some excellent passing going on, Coutinho gets it inside of the box and shoots directly to De Gea's hands... COME ON!!!

Lovely little backheel from Can - Coutinho nutmegged the defender - pity De Gea was well positioned.


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Cheers Lady B.

78' Coutinho stings De Gea's hands from 20 yards.
Corner cleared.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Origi and Sakho chants in full flow

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80' Fat German scythes Lalalana down right on the edge of the area, and gets a yellow
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Coutinho takes and it's well over
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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80' Fat German scythes Lalalana down right on the edge of the area, and gets a yellow

Utterly cynical tackle that

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TV showing Utd supporters starting to leave the stadium - still a lot more of them staying than I expected.

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That's a straight red, innit? No intention of even trying for the ball, from behind.. hmmm

Yep, they're losing it.
Fellaini should have went for the elbow earlier as well.

Looks like it's hurting them.
Cameracuts to thousands vacating their seats.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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84' Klopp showboating now.
Benteke on.
Firmino off
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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85' Corner for Utd leads to a bit of a scramble, no real danger.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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86' Utd appear to have given up here ? ???
Corner to us, cleared.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Sakho has been in beast mode tonight

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88' Penis head on the Utd bench looks dejected, Giggs on the touchline looks like he's heard someone on the stairs.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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88' Penis head on the Utd bench looks dejected, Giggs on the touchline looks like he's heard someone on the stairs.


:lmao

Utter dejection there

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90' Origi with a shot from 18 yards that De Gea collects.

+2 mins.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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YNWA rings out

:wellin :wellin

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91' Lovren and Sakho have been immense.
YNWA rings out.
Ground looking sparse now.
Full repertoire of Kop songs and the FT whistle goes.

Fuck off you sister fingering manc c*nts.

1-1
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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BOOM!!!
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